Negativity: A game for pessimists.

[Barbas]

It keeps falling off my fork and splattering everywhere. God damn it all to hell.

Deck chairs.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Stupid looking chairs that are not comfy at all. I also think you got ninjaed man, heh heh.

Wasabi!

 

[Barbas]

Stupid looking chairs that are not comfy at all. I also think you got ninjaed man, heh heh.

Wasabi!

Actually, I think you'll find Pokemon can do that too!

Wasabi should be a war crime, because there's always a war on somewhere and nobody deserves to be subjected to weird green paste that looks like mushy peas but holy shit it really isn't.

Trams.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I hate trams. They are in Melbourne Australia a slow overpriced plight on the whole city.
Rhino's on skate boards, the idiocy!

Winning.

 

[Olas]

Losing always teaches you something and builds character, what does winning teach you? How to act like a self-righteous prick? People who win all their life turn into shallow undeveloped children.

Your mother.

 

[Dr.Susse]

She always seems to be the butt of jokes.

Music.

 

[Barbas]

Why don't you pick something deaf people can enjoy too? Do anybody ever think about them?

Marbles.

 

[xmbts]

My Doctor keeps yelling at me for eating them. THEY'RE SMALL AND COLORFUL, WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GOOD FOR?

Glasses.

 

[scorptatious]

What's the point in wearing them? Chances are, you'll either lose or break them and have to get them replaced. Plus you look really nerdy wearing them.

Corgis.

 

[Barbas]

Short, loud and annoying, they are the Honey Boo-Boo of dog breeds.

Bumblebees.

 

[Olas]

[a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU"]I think I'll let Nicolas Cage answer this one[/a]

Ponies.

 

[xmbts]

Nothing bumbly about them, liars is what they are.

Ffffffffffff-

Ponies were already done, UNORIGINAL.

Headbutting.

 

[Sacman]

Possible brain injury, on top of generally considered a cowardly maneuver, and with their use, despite their effectiveness in combat, especially grappling, it's possible that it might sway on looker's opinions on you as a person...<.<

Love...

 

[xmbts]

What now I have to depend on someone else for happiness and emotional stability?

Explosions.

 

[Barbas]

You can't look at them, but they singe your back and ruin your clothes when you're walking away from them. There's no way to win.

Bread.

 

[xmbts]

That terrible stuff you put on top of good stuff? Fuck it!

Swears.

 

[Barbas]

They break unit discipline and get people thrown in the guardroom.

Oceans.

 

[Terratina.]

Oceans are the home of sharks, jellyfish and toe-pinching crabs. Things in it are out to get you, the weather is out to get you, and even the ocean itself is out to you. Look at all of the representations of the sea, there's a reason why they're mostly negative. Stay on dry land, that's what your biology is made for.

Therapy.

 

[Barbas]

It takes all my money and then I have to eat the therapist. I say "epic fail" to the entire useless institution.

Strawberries.

 

[Headsprouter]

Overrated. If you want sweet fruit eat a melon or something. And so much hassle with that stupid stalk at the top.

Space travel.