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Flishiz

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Well, that pretty much describes my daily life, but I think the most recent and memorable was when I said "I wonder how it would be if I named my children after multinational corporations? Like if I ended up saying at one point 'Look, Microsoft, I just want you to try harder again. I don't want you ending up a disappointment like your brother, Enron'"
 

pwnzerstick

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After someone calls me a nerd for all of the very nerdy things I say, I simply respond. "Tell me something I don't know".
 

TehCookie

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Whenever I hear someone cough, burp, choke, or some sort of gurgling or any sick noise I always yell "Boomer!" Even in public.
 

The Bum

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pwnzerstick said:
After someone calls me a nerd for all of the very nerdy things I say, I simply respond. "Tell me something I don't know".

Whats one of your best quotes then?
 

Blueruler182

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This is slightly lessened by my saying it while playing Halo. "How did he lung at me? He was a warthog distance away!"

This was less nerdy because it was in retaliation to my socials teacher calling me a comic book nerd. "I'm sorry, under what name did you know me for half the year?" "...Church..." It was my screen name for CoD :)

And, finally...

I'm wearing a Wolverine shirt.

Andrew: I know who that is...

Eric: Wolverine.

Andrew: Yeah, what's his name again?

Eric: Logan.

Me: The name he took was Logan, his birth name is James Howlet.

And I had to stop myself from going into extensive detail on how he got the name Logan, where he was born, and all the other stuffs touched down on in the Wolverine: Origins comic (not the furking movie).
 

enzilewulf

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Whats with all the nerdy forums lately? the Most nerdiest thing you own, the most Non nerdy thing you own. Now the most nerdy thing you have ever said?

OT: noob. <biggest and stupidest name ever
 

MostlyHarmless

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I just quote Freeman's Mind and Yugioh: the Abridged Series. Once in class, I quote the V****a Monologues. I got detention..
 

Tasachan

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My brother and I were discussing a girl today. Instead of calling her nasty names, we were saying:
"She really should have put more points into charisma."
"Maybe her creation roles just sucked, but not enough for a re-roll."
 

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TehCookie said:
Whenever I hear someone cough, burp, choke, or some sort of gurgling or any sick noise I always yell "Boomer!" Even in public.
Just posted to sat I love your avatar :D
I'm sure I've said a bunch of nerdy things, but I tend to try to forget really awkward moments...
 

T WillG93

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Once in 8th grade, my science teacher asked,"What is the source of all energy in the solar system?" I shouted out, "The overseer!". Damn fallout has it burned into my mind.
 

Betancore

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I complained about losing hit points when I went out into the sun. My friend facepalmed after hearing it.
 

The Bum

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T WillG93 said:
Once in 8th grade, my science teacher asked,"What is the source of all energy in the solar system?" I shouted out, "The overseer!". Damn fallout has it burned into my mind.

0_0 i did the same thing when i was asked who is the most important person in the school
 

T WillG93

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The Bum said:
T WillG93 said:
Once in 8th grade, my science teacher asked,"What is the source of all energy in the solar system?" I shouted out, "The overseer!". Damn fallout has it burned into my mind.

0_0 i did the same thing when i was asked who is the most important person in the school
Hahahah, nice!
 

The Bum

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T WillG93 said:
The Bum said:
T WillG93 said:
Once in 8th grade, my science teacher asked,"What is the source of all energy in the solar system?" I shouted out, "The overseer!". Damn fallout has it burned into my mind.

0_0 i did the same thing when i was asked who is the most important person in the school
Hahahah, nice!
Well once i was asked if i had a dog and i said "Yeah! His name is dogmeat!"

BEAT THAT FALLOUT FAN BOYS

[sub]which i am a proud member of[/sub]
 

Peteron

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I will start saying "OMG CALL OF DUTY! LOL NOOBS. DAMN NOOB TUBERS!" in the nerdiest voice I can conjure.
 

Slaanax

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During one of my Roller Hockey Games my brother and I broke out singing and dancing Tunak Tunak Tun, we absolutely dominating the team so I'm surprised someone didn't come after us.

 

Cain_Zeros

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Not really said, but before walking into a friend's house (he has a "just walk in" policy) I sent him a text that said, "Sneak attack, 4D6 *****!"
 

Hiphophippo

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Saw a license plate once that said "AC 2304" (or whatever 4 digit number it was) and said aloud, "Damn, nobody will EVER roll that high."

Also, once when my wife was with me I looked at the sky and said, very seriously, "Hmm sky looks photoshopped."

Wow the look she gave me...hah
 

vivadelkitty

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I quote TF2 many more times a day than I should. And whenever I go out to play laser tag, I insist on speaking in the Heavy's voice.

For example, the place where I usually frequent has you fire your gun in the air and yell "Marshall" if your gun isn't working properly. I insist on screaming "Doktor!" or "Meeediiiic!"