Nerdiest thing you've ever said

[Limzz]

I'm an engineer, nerd talk is what I do. My girlfriend is too, I love to bug her by making sexual engineering comments :-D

 

[micky]

my friend says "oh lawl" but its ok because hes awesome

 

[Dragonblade146]

I was once in the store, and the item I was buying was 4004 and the click punched it in 404, and it came up saying "404 not found." I lost it in the middle of the store. But I didn't really say anything.

The worst time I ever did something was when I make random DnD references when I try to white lie myself out of trouble, and when I fail I always say. "I rolled a 1 on my Bluff check."

 

[Jackel86]

Let's see if I can remember a few...

"I've gotta get back to the grindstone."

"...and just repeat ad nauseum."

Or, I'll take a normal word and tack on the word that would have made it a magic card.

"I will only see a tutor if he's diabolic."

"The shock was too sudden."

Try taking off sunglasses while using those phrases, that would be hilarious.

OT: I once quoted that magic card(lava geyser IIRC) with the flavor text of "Overkill? This isn't a game of 'kick the ouphie!'" I got some funny looks then, even after I tried to explain what an "ouphie" was.

I'm fond of quoting Orcish Artillery whenever possible when playing games. Especially Starcraft when I'd nuke my own base just to screw the guy beating me. "So they want to kill my men? Well, two can play that game."

That, and the few perfect opportunities I've had to quote Manabarbs. People rarely say "double-edged sword" nowadays, but when they do, it's time for a Magic quote!

 

[Jackel86]

I was once in the store, and the item I was buying was 4004 and the click punched it in 404, and it came up saying "404 not found." I lost it in the middle of the store. But I didn't really say anything.

The worst time I ever did something was when I make random DnD references when I try to white lie myself out of trouble, and when I fail I always say. "I rolled a 1 on my Bluff check."

I completely forgot about DnD stuff. I guess I just refer to it so often it seems normal now. Any situation involving ordering people (lines, games, queues, etc.) elicits a "roll for initiative" comment.

 

[ExileNZ]

Possibly talking to my colleagues about Higurashi during the end-of-year staff dinner.

 

[Jolee]

Just joined the site just to add my own:

I was running a sort of day camp when the parent running attendance poked their head into the room and said something along the lines of:

"Hey, have you seen [child X] anywhere?".
Not getting a response, she then called out: "Is there a [child X] in here?"

Then in unison, me and a random guy across the room immediately responded with: "There is no Dana, only Zuul!".

We got a whole bunch of strange looks from everyone in the room but it was totally worth it.

 

[Giest4life]

I say "noob" a lot. Too much DotA in my blood.

 

[ExileNZ]

I remember saying lol instead of laughing when my friend told a joke.

Right, that's it. Burn him.

 

[Elexia]

At dinner last night, I rehashed my boyfriend and his family about the origins of the English language, as well as the specific divisions of English that occured throughout history.

 

[DannibalG36]

I have been known to burst out singing, "Batarian, Salarian!"

 

[brunt32]

I was sitting at a train station next to a random man with one of my friend, my friend turned to me and asked me a question to which I replied with "Zug zug" (Yes in orcish-Warcraft)

The man turned and stared at me and said "You so need to stop playing that Warcraft." then got up and left.

 

[ExileNZ]

Just joined the site just to add my own:

I was running a sort of day camp when the parent running attendance poked their head into the room and said something along the lines of:

"Hey, have you seen [child X] anywhere?".
Not getting a response, she then called out: "Is there a [child X] in here?"

Then in unison, me and a random guy across the room immediately responded with: "There is no Dana, only Zuul!".

We got a whole bunch of strange looks from everyone in the room but it was totally worth it.

Man, that's tragic. I mean the double-quote was awesome but if nobody got it that just makes me sad. SADFACE

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Once heard a non-game orientated mate playing Mike Oldfields "far above the clouds"

for those of you who know, this song is features in the source/EVE online hybrid film "Clear Skies" (which storyline ties in with the EVE universe). I just couldn't help but shout "get that interdictor!" at the moment required. Had awkward looks at me then....

 

[Nin9Worlds]

Well, i've screamed "All your base are belong to us" in numerous ocasions.

 

[superbatranger]

I once said "lol" out loud. Yeah...I'm still a little ashamed of that one, looking back on it. xD

My cousin and I do it all the time. The way my cousin says it is hilarious.

 

[demoman_chaos]

A lot of times, I randomly do a pirate impression (I caught myself saying "yargh" at work).
I also tend to quote YouTube Poops a lot, and Bill Cosby.

Nerdiest thing I remember saying was when I was explaining to my brother how Halo Reach is just like Star Wars Battlefront 2 in a LOT of ways (Spartan armor is recolored Stormtrooper gear with a different helmet, the jetpack being ripped from the Imperial Dark Troopers, the rolling, and the new space combat being identical, plus a quite a few more)

 

[redeclipse]

I think the most perverted nerd thing ive said was when my friend walked in while I was replaying ff2 on the snes (this was a month ago).
him "man, 16-bit graphics suck, you cant even tell thats supposed to be a little girl"
me "meh, id still f*ck 'er"
him *dirty glare*
(we were talking about Rydia)

as for stuff I casually shout out, I somtimes say things like
"DAMMIT GRIFF"
"the wizard did it?"
"NOOBTOOB!!"
and my favorite
"'what a pity, what a shame' said the turnip head"
(a cookie fo whoever can get those referances without looking them up)

Jan Jenson? bulders gate 2!

 

[crewman_number_6]

Shouted out "For The EMPEROR!!" while running a sprint race.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Doing an RDR match, I caught a guy off guard by shouting in the Mic:

"HADOKEN!"

"WHAT THE FU-"

*Killed*

"Boom! headshot."