Nerdiest thing you've ever said

[Seth Smith]

Well we've all done some pretty nerdy things in public but whats the worst thing you've ever said in public. mine was once i said "Quickly to the nerd cave!" when we were buying yu-gi-oh cards at walmart

Awesome. If I was just hanging around in Wal-Mart and saw that I would be cracking up.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

i quote various games together with some mates, sometimes it gets us even detention

or walking like a khajiit of morrowind is also fun to do

 

[dfcrackhead]

Yesterday I was in Barnes & Nobles and looking for Game Engine Development Books and asked a clerk if there were any and she told me something about a book about using the Unreal Engine and I caught myself trying to explain how the Unreal engine is already a developed engine and I was looking for a book with tips to develop my own

 

[Vhite]

I was telling my friend story about Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape. We were both playing WoW and he still called me a nerd.

 

[Vash.]

Hmm I'm not sure if its the nerdiest or the most retarded but when I got asked what an answer was in my finance class, all I could say was ........"Come and knock on our door.....la la la la la........Mr. Roper....." Only one other guy got that one, everyone else just looked at me funny.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Me and a friend were waiting for our final in history to start, so we started quoting random D&D jokes ("I attack the darkness!" or, "You have awakened the Gazebo!" etc.) and eventually led to a discussion of how the psychic classes in 4th edition are not as good as the ones in 3rd edition. Thank God that room constantly sounds like a riot in progress before class starts, or we would get some pretty wired looks from the other people in the room.

 

[The Bum]

I quote TF2 many more times a day than I should. And whenever I go out to play laser tag, I insist on speaking in the Heavy's voice.

For example, the place where I usually frequent has you fire your gun in the air and yell "Marshall" if your gun isn't working properly. I insist on screaming "Doktor!" or "Meeediiiic!"

GOOD GOD THEY KNOW MY NAME!

I'm not kidding thats the EXACT spelling

 

[The Bum]

During the Superbowl I said, "Change the channel"

As long as you don't say it during the allstar game or the world series then i'd have to burn you at the stake for herecy

 

[EeveeElectro]

We were going to do a play set in the 50s, and the class said, "Some of us should be geeks, we should wear Star Trek tops!!" and I said, "But Star Trek didn't come out until the 60s..."
They looked quite stunned.

 

[Nick of Blades]

Whenever I hear someone cough, burp, choke, or some sort of gurgling or any sick noise I always yell "Boomer!" Even in public.

I do this quite a bit, except for coughing I use "Smoker!".

 

[SnowdensOfYesteryear]

"I want to go to Nerdapalooza."

Yes, that's an actual event.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

I once sang the gameover song from mario when he tried hitting on a girl

 

[Sweetlew]

I wrote a song about Pope Darth Sidious, being Darth Sidious as the Pope. It is now infamous at my school.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I was sat in Chemistry talking to this boy called Omar, and he said that:

"My maturity was over..."

Naturally, there was only one reaction.

Control...failing....cannot....must....

Goddamn you...I feel so dirty now!

Yeah I did that countless of times. And of course TF2 quotes. For some reason I find it hard to make nerdy references other than obvious ones. I do compare a lot of things I see to nerdy things.

Oh I forgot about RPG-comparisons; needing more defence/attack, etc. You know.

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Please let me make love with you now.

I quote TF2 many more times a day than I should. And whenever I go out to play laser tag, I insist on speaking in the Heavy's voice.

For example, the place where I usually frequent has you fire your gun in the air and yell "Marshall" if your gun isn't working properly. I insist on screaming "Doktor!" or "Meeediiiic!"

I'd prefer shouting "SPAH'S SAPPIN' MAH LASER GUN!!!"

 

[DSK-]

Myself and my friends at college going on a quiz site and deciding to go for one that names the 150 pokemon in order. Hearing college folk shout "It's Alakazam! thats it!" crazily is pretty embarassing and funny

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Recently I told a friend her glasses made her look like a Kamen Rider.
A bit before that I explained to someone how the Millenium Falcon could make the kessel run in under 12 parsecs even though parsecs is distance.
But the top has to be the time I explained IN FULL to a group of friends all the power rangers seasons In order, and their super sentai counterparts ... yeah

 

[UberLemonBoy]

i had argument with a kid over a halo shirt
he said it was master chief since it was a mark 5
but it said halo 2
so i told him that his shirt had a mistake and then i ended up telling every armor and the game to him

I also was a at a chorus concert and we were going to sing Halo by Beyonce I announced we were playing halo but we played this fun night
we did get kicked out of chorus but it was worth it

 

[gjendemsjo]

My spanish teacher asked me what "terminal" means, and i shouted TERMINATOR!

That's the best i got.

I also quote zero punctuation very oftenly.

 

[spiritslayr]

I don't see why people think saying "lol" out loud is particularly nerdy. Virtually all the people at my school say lol instead of and during laughter. I'm talking about hot, non-nerdy girls, so, yeah... (I'm 18 just in case school made you think of immature kids)

Possibly the most nerdy thing I've talked about is trying to explain that we only truly see in 2D. People take the piss out of me now for it because I get so annoyed when people who have no idea what they're talking about insist that we must see in 3D.