Nerdiest thing you've ever said

[Traun]

The situation is as fallows. My mother see's my grandfather walking on the street.

A friend of was there when it happened and later she tells me "You grandfather took your mother aggro.".

 

[Pegghead]

The other day I was at a convention called Supernova in Sydney, there were many excellent cosplayers and, because I had my camera always at the ready, I took many pictures of them. One bloke was dressed as a splicer and because they're so willing to pose for photographs and let you get a clear shot if you ask I said to him "Would you kindly let me get a photo?". Get it?

I was sat in Chemistry talking to this boy called Omar, and he said that:

"My maturity was over..."

Naturally, there was only one reaction.

I don't understand.

 

[SamSloth]

I made a "stop right there criminal scum!" joke to two girls that I work with

 

[Vrex360]

I once got into a conversation at a high school party when one person was talking about the theory of evolution and how it was supported by the fossil record.
NOTE: This person was not actually discussing it, he was using it as a metaphor for something else.

I come back by explaining how the term of 'theory' differs in a scientific context and that the fossil record was just one avenue of an immense amount of things built around evolution. These included nuclear haplotype sequence homology, affixiation, speciation, abiogenesis (which is technically not part of evolution), extinction, population regulation and adaptation were just some of the many others worth mentioning.

I look up and realise that everyone is staring at me with the kind of:
"Why the hell is he talking about this?"
Look and I realised I had managed to effectivley bore the entire table. So in other words I was well and truly my father's son.

EDIT: Also I once made an essay for an exam which featured dozens of non sequiter referances to Aliens and Terminator movies.

 

[LT_Razgriz]

Once sat at a random table at a busy nightclub with a random bunch of guys only to find that the conversation was about how this guys lvl 80 DeathKnight would totaly rip some hot girl standing at the bar in half!

 

[ROBOcity123]

"I'm interested in reading the bible because Lord of the Rings and Dungeons and Dragons were based on it". So many examples, I play Magic the Gathering so everyday is nerdy.

 

[captaincabbage]

Once in 8th grade, my science teacher asked,"What is the source of all energy in the solar system?" I shouted out, "The overseer!". Damn fallout has it burned into my mind.

Oh dear god that's hilarious, I practically just crapped myself laughing because I said something as neardy as that when my friends and I were in an elevator, going up a floor and a set of identical triplets walked in, all adults. My friends and I looked at each-other and I said "Maybe they're from Vault 108?" at which point my friend and I all tried desprately to hold down out obnoxious nerd laughter until the left. We failed so badly.

If there's anyone as bigger nerd as me, you'll know what I'm talking about ^^

 

[RatRace123]

Female Rogue City Elf.

I mentioned my DAO character to my friends. Easily the nerdiest thing I said.

 

[Fortunefaded]

A 40 minute conversation with my co-worker about what pokemon we would be. We work in a call centre so our conversation was interrupted with work calls and upon finishing the call we picked up our conversation much to the befuddlement and beamusement of my colleagues.

 

[rdaleric]

me and my sister often shout loudly and in a mexican accent "Looks like i'm gonna have to jump!!!!" (From Homestar runner) Whenever we have to jump for whatever reason

Oh my God......... ROCK SAMPLES!!!!! (whilst rooting through the museum where I work's collection)

Game over man, game over!

I tend to shout Pazuzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! for no reason

 

[AngloDoom]

After dropping ten pence on the floor:

"[Real Name] just lost ten experience-points!"


Also, whenever my friends see an obese person scoffing their face:

"Wild Snorlax appeared!"


If you're confused about something? Well, the of course you cry:

"CONFUSE RAY!"

 

[zhoominator]

Me and a friend were chatting on facebook a couple of weeks ago and we were talking about something or other (not nerdy related, I think it was about personality traits or something) and she said:

"Their must be some kind of limit to it though..."

And I replied:

"Oh, we can easily find that out. After all, we have l'Hopital's Rule!"

The fact she laughed at that makes her as bad as me though.

l'Hopital's rule [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'hopitals_rule] (for those who are less sad than me )

 

[Calatar]

Female Rogue City Elf.

I mentioned my DAO character to my friends. Easily the nerdiest thing I said.

Yeah, DA:O is hard to describe to people without sounding insanely nerdy.
"So yeah, the big enemy of the game is an Archdemon, which is essentially a High Dragon which has been corrupted by the Darkspawn taint. Not just any High Dragon though, it must be an Old God."

I got stares at the table. Later I had a discussion about how the nerdiest things were often the most awesome.

 

[Darth_Dude]

Oh man, I'm always saying, "quick type that answer in!" or something like that in real life. Cant help it.

 

[Darth_Dude]

once after being asked what i had done over valentines dat i said me anf two male friends watched all 6 star wars in a row only stopping to eat and change movies

sigh... i need to get laid

Dude, sounds so epic, did you watch them 4-6, then 1-3? Or just 1-6?

 

[krychek57]

I spent a full week trying to convince my wife to name our child after a FFVII Character
(after that failed I tried Wheel of Time)

Edit: Said in public "DO A BARREL ROLL!" oh the looks I received...

 

[wkrepelin]

I'm a double major in math and physics . . . No, that's not the beginning of an explanation that's both true and the nerdiest thing I've ever said every time I say it.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I say FAIL quite alot that seems nerdy to me...

 

[The Eggplant]

Sandvich references galore, plus a one-off occasion when, after getting monumentally drunk and falling down a flight of stairs, I slurred out, "shit. Must've just failed my reflex saving throw." And then passed out.