Nerdiest thing you've ever said

[Edward Heffner]

once after being asked what i had done over valentines dat i said me anf two male friends watched all 6 star wars in a row only stopping to eat and change movies

sigh... i need to get laid

i feel your pain

 

[Zeromaeus]

There was this one time (at band camp (NO!))... anyway, there was this one time back at high school where there was this charity running. They were setting up for an after school thing where you would watch a video then you could buy pastries and cheap "African" jewelry to support the blah blah blah. I honestly didn't care. What I cared about were the brownies on the table. I asked if I could buy one early since I had to leave before the video even started. I asked why. They said it was against the rules. I replied with, quote, "Screw the rules, I have money!"
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I offered double the price of a brownie. No dice. Apparently they said i couldn't buy them after that because I wasn't doing it for the right reason. WTF?

 

[geldonyetich]

On the advice of Zen readings, I've endeavored to speak honestly and earnestly instead of with the typical protocols we learn throughout adolescence to get what we want out of people...

...I've been the king of excessive nerdiness, the Buzz Killington of Internet comment threads, ever since.

 

[Edward Heffner]

While messing around in the park, I picked up a small rock. "Nick uses Rock Throw!" It hits him, and he yells in pain/surprise. I then yell, "It's super effective!"

thats awesome lols

 

[omfq]

I was discussing League of Legends with a friend of mine during lunch and exclaimed "You noob! Nashor's Tooth is amazing! Just look at the CD REDUC!" The looks we got were hilarious.

Also: The other day my father asked me what my opinion was about UT joining the Big 10 conference. I asked him if it was like E3 where we could get some cool free stuff at the booths. Apparently it is some football league.

 

[cardboard pirate]

I turned losing my virginity into a nerdy thing. My friend was trying to act cool by saying that he'd done more stuff with chicks even though he hadn't had sex yet. And I said "It doesn't matter how many times you score with the quaffle. Whoever catches the golden snitch first wins."

Just had to say this made me so happy!
just awesome haha

 

[Paksenarrion]

Recently, after having orgasmed, I looked down at my bf and intoned "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL".

He apparently did not find it as funny as I did.

 

[Sqalevon]

I once was on a train with a friend of mine from Nijmegen to Alkmaar wich takes around 2 hours.
We talked about the market in EVE-online the entire time. Mineral prices, trade routes, escrow missions. The people in the same wagon where looking at us like we where insane
Talking about investing millions etc.

 

[Edward Heffner]

I turned losing my virginity into a nerdy thing. My friend was trying to act cool by saying that he'd done more stuff with chicks even though he hadn't had sex yet. And I said "It doesn't matter how many times you score with the quaffle. Whoever catches the golden snitch first wins."

Just had to say this made me so happy!
just awesome haha

1000 points to harry potter
that was amazing

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I was sat in Chemistry talking to this boy called Omar, and he said that:

"My maturity was over..."

Naturally, there was only one reaction.

 

[FoodMonger]

This didn't happen to me, but I was present when my friend said it.

We were at the movie theater and one of the previews from some movie ended with them saying "Are you Rogue?", to which he said out loud, 'No, I'm a death knight.' Laughed so hard and felt slightly embarrased by it.

 

[Bloody Sun Boy]

Ugh, it's really nice, hot and sunny again, this isn't good for my graphics card at all.

 

[Marasmic]

I was in class in grade 11 and one kid was talking about how he saw a downed power line or some shit and I involuntarily yelled "FORCE LIGHTNING!" In my best Emperor voice. Everyone looked at me weird.

You should have yelled, "Mr.Body Massage Machine, GO!"

 

[Edward Heffner]

i asked my friend what he thought if the world was set up like world of warcraft and you couldn't do anything without a certain number of skill points in it.

i can't get the fridge open my skill is only at 25 this sucks

 

[Harold Donchee]

I was driving somewhere with my friend when I saw a plane high up in the air. Without thinking I yelled, "ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!"

 

[KiruTheMant]

I once said to my friend "I'm going to beat you,and roll my lucky 20 sided die to kick your ass!"

 

[Edward Heffner]

in traffic jams i pretend to use force push on the other cars

 

[RowdyRodimus]

Probably not the nerdiest thing I've done, but got a huge laugh

I was the heel in a match trash talking the face and a fatass guy stood up with a hotdog in his hand and threw it at me, I caught it, stuffed the whole thing in my mouth and said "Warrior needs food!"