Nerdy insults!

[Greenshoes]

From Fallout 3:

A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

 

[Fritzvalt]

"Are you secretly a kobold?"

"You suck at life, time to re-roll"

"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside."

"Calm down.... I understand that abstract concepts are all foreign to you, but big boys are talking right now and you need to be quiet."

"A-HA! You ARE a kobold, posing as a person! That explains EVERYTHING!"

 

[giles]

Your mom swaps limit and integration without checking for uniform convergence of the sequence.

Ouch!

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Just a few I made up

"Wookies have better vocal skills than you"
to add to a sentence "...and that's why elves can't be paladins"
"Use your brain, or in your case ask for a refund"
"so Einstein was thinking about you when he compared the universe and human stupidity"

 

[DerangedBeing]

Hmm... How about "I might be fatter than you, but that's just becuse unlike you, my oversized Processor needs the support of a bigger Hard Drive!" BURN!

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Your so thick you make Lead look transparent.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

"oh you are a first generation pentium, that explains your logic"

 

[Fritzvalt]

You fight like a dairy farmer !
Soon you'll bewaring my sword like a shish kabob !
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you !

I win !

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Just as soon as you stop waving it around like a feather duster!
It must have taught you everything you know!

No, sir. I win.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

I got this one from a thread about math & physics jokes.

Your Mum is so stupid that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

I have no idea what it means, but it sounds incredibly nerdy...

 

[Poofs]

"I've seen mud crabs more fearsome than you!"

I've seen gorgons more attractive than you!"

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

Oh god... Dont bring back the memories... It was some crappy ''sci fi'' teen movie about some race... Cant remember it's name, or any details, but i remember those insults.

Nope. I'll give you a hint- its a DS game.

Yay for TWEWY!

 

[GrinningManiac]

All of you are Babehz!

Not so much an insult, but sometimes when my mates are typing something on the computer, I lean over and type:

"I'm in ur computerz, distractin ur work effick"

 

[Left4Meds]

Pretty much speaking another language to the other person using an insult. Then they ask what you say, you answer, you look like an idiot yourself.

 

[zimtheawesome]

I got this one from a thread about math & physics jokes.

Your Mum is so stupid that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

I have no idea what it means, but it souns incredibly nerdy...

K maps are only useful up to 4 variables, anything higher and it takes much longer. Using Quine-McClusky takes about the same time for all variables, not extremely fast but for 12 variables it would be a huge advantage to use QM

 

[VicunaBlue]

You level 24 mage you!

That was uncalled for.


If I were Ununquadium, you would be hydrogen.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

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Hee hee....

You're such an idiot! Lol! Lol!

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[Simriel]

Suck on my Rod of Lordly Might asshole.

 

[OmegaXIII]

You kind of look like a boomer

Your stupidity is reading at over 9000

Guess your dad should have done a barrel roll

 

[Sleipnir]

not exactly on topic as my insults are about as productive as throwing out all the 'w's in an m&m factory but here's something I found...

Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself. - Courtesy of John Green