Nerdy insults!

[thepj]

"You're so dumb you probably think Pi is exactly THREE!"

-___- I am not good at insults.

Well I thought it was a bit funny..


OT:Anyways, my insults have no relevance. My charisma level isn't high enough

in that case your ideal insult is: "get some more charisma, then maybe your pathetic insults can make an affect" or alternativly, "come back when you're stats are higher, before i unleash my magical wrath upon ye!"

 

[Naheal]

You, sir, are a living embodiment of the reason why Jack Kavorkian needs to make house calls.

 

[crudus]

I don't really have any "nerdy" insults as much as webcomic references.

example: you...

Qwerty
Dvorak
ASDF
Computational Linguist
etc...

 

[Punisher A.J.]

!F U canz R^@d +H!$ U R^@||y n^^D 2 G^+ L@!D

yeah how about that.

And if not F^.^ you.

...
GOD DAMMIT

OT: Your intelligence is so low you could never get the water chip!

Man f^.^ fallout 3... I beat that shit months ago... I'm talkin 100%. well except finding all the alien logs I got like 23 but just buying the expansion was a big f^.^ing mistake.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Your momma's so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon... THAT'S YO MOMMA!"

My spare change can perform more binary operations than you can!

 

[Hollock]

you are to wit, what Ed Wood is to Cinema!

Or Uwe Boll is you have a sentimental appreciation for Cheese.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

Your reference is garbage! Crunch! I'll add it to the heap!

OT; "You are to humans what 22/7 is to pi."

 

[smithy1234]

Your intelligence needs additional pylons, build more additional pylons.

 

[Georgeman]

So you rolled a 3 for Intelligence, huh?
You made a critical miss on your Intelligence check.
You have a -20 stupidity modifier on your Survival skill.

 

[Viivrabe]

lets see i have one that i havent used for awhile so i cant rember which cloud it is exactly but here is my best guess

strati cumulonimbus

full of hot air and highly unstable

learned it in ground school when i was learning to fly

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Your intelligence needs additional pylons, build more additional pylons.

hehehe, that was a good one

 

[u20363022]

"What a Dibbley."

Optional smeghead and goit.

 

[UAProxy]

"Someone used Charisma/Intelligence/Wisdom for their dump stat..."

I use this one often. I'm a sad sad person, I know...

Anyway I steal most of mine from WH40K. Shit like "grox-fondler" "Gretchen-sniffer" "feth head" or the ever classic Red Dwarf "You smegga" "You are so stupid you have to be the offspring of the village idiot and a TV weather girl."

Mon-keigh is the best 40k based insult. You mon-keigh.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A tyrranid would find you stupid.
Your IQ can be aproximated by dividing one by infinity.
If your inteligence was a temperature it would be below the absolute zero value.
And oh, my Necron warriors show more sentient behaviour than you, and they are PLASTTIC!
Yeah I'm done.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

You roll zeros.

(Yes, I know you can't actually roll zeros)

Your good looks are like i. Imaginary.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Yer mum is so dumb, she thinks a natural 20 is a measurement of cup size (sorry, I think that was a little dirty.)

 

[Pegghead]

Here's probably the nerdiest I know.

Hab' S'sll Quich!

I think I may have misspelt it, but it translates from...*Ugh* Klingon into "Your mother has a smooth forehead".

"What a Dibbley."

Optional smeghead and goit.

Spoiler: I got ya covered

Heh heh

 

[Hexenwolf]

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Thank you Big Bang Theory

The nerd in me says that insult would be greatly improved if you said "assault" instead of "projectile."

Yes, I'm aware it's a quote, but if you're going to be literal you should be accurate.

 

[DethVanXan]

People who play EVE Online will get this.

You're so fat, you have to open a cynosural field to get to the shops.

A cynosural field is like a portal that the really big ships have to use to get between systems.