Nerdy insults!

[Keepitclean]

I once said to someone, "Man you'd never get laid even if you had fluorine as your wingman."

Explanation: Fluorine is the most electronegative element on the periodic table. As such, it is the most "attractive" to electrons. The rationale is that this dude I was referring to was so ugly he couldn't even get overflow electrons i.e. the B-line chicks that would roll off a hunk like fluorine.

Ooh that was nerdy.

Well I am a nerd then, I got your isult before I read your explaination.

 

[Dys]

Your parents really should have re-rolled, huh?

Bahahahaha I like it.

I don't actually have anything to add, just felt it needed to be said that it made me laugh.

 

[dududf]

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Hee hee....

Theres a lack of spaces, which means that is one character, or at least thats what I was taught. Just saying.

Shunt funter.

I was taught that it can be done with spaces, no spaces, or periods. I just prefer no spaces due to it being harder to decrypt

 

[Datalord]

Your family is like any number in base 1 notation. (an infinite progression of 0's)

 

[hotdogoctopus]

"New Moon will tickle every plebian bone in your body."

 

[TCPirate]

One of my favourite wow insults ;D
Your so stupid, you used PoM to make Blink instant cast.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

Your a level 10 paladin ...

 

[Mr.Black]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

Actually I kinda assumed he was. What nationality is he anyways?

 

[Lukeje]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

Your reference is garbage! Crunch! I'll add it to the heap!

OT; "You are to humans what 22/7 is to pi."

Isn't that a compliment? After all, 22/7 > π, i.e. you are greater than humans.

 

[RPQ]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

Actually I kinda assumed he was. What nationality is he anyways?

They never say. he just works for the UNITED NATIONS SPACE COMMAND!....OF DOOM!

 

[Wintermoot]

you N00B!

 

[Shadowfaze]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU BLOOD MAGE FILTH!!!

haha

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

You're more useless than Cait Sith!

 

[madcap2112]

Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder!!

 

[Iron Mal]

You just failed a spot check.

or

Critical success on your epic fail!

Hey, I think they're good ones.

 

[jezz8me]

Your momma's so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon... THAT'S YO MOMMA!"

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to buy a tie fighter from thailand.

 

[lodo_bear]

You're about as noticeable as a neutrino and you've got all the staying power of a muon.

 

[uncle-ellis]

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Hee hee....

No you're an idiot.