Nerdy insults!

[Ctrl-Alt-Elite]

Bet ya my flux capasitor is bigger than your quantum recombobulator!

 

[Vet2501]

You sir, are a spherical bastard!

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

1.Could you be anymore Lawful Good?
2.Typical Ranger.
3.Janeway fan.

 

[Thingo]

You're like a sublight engine compared to an FTL drive

 

[Thingo]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

Oh god... Dont bring back the memories... It was some crappy ''sci fi'' teen movie about some race... Cant remember it's name, or any details, but i remember those insults.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Boomer! Oh wait, it's just your mom.

BRAHMIN! Oh wait, it's your mom again...

 

[JemJar]

By this I mean the kind of insult someone would have to work out to be insulted by it, something to do with the technical parts of maths or science or whatever. (Kinda like a jokes in XKCD)

Mine, although not too insulting, is calling someone Arsenic Sulphur. In the periodic table of elements the atomic symbol of these, in that order, spell out ass!

If you have one please explain it.

Or Arsenic Selenium if you want to go all British!

Argon Selenium no?

 

[Sethzard]

You're so ugly, that when you were born, your parents wanted to keep the placenta.

 

[benoitowns]

i am not an idiot.....i wish i couldnt know that

 

[Kaisikudo]

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

 

[benoitowns]

hahaha binary insult
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That actually means something....its not showing up.....i said youre a nerd and youre bantha fodder

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Damn some of these were funny 2 bad there's no nerd humor in my country
so here's one I saw on the internet "He's so dense, light bends around him."

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

Oh god... Dont bring back the memories... It was some crappy ''sci fi'' teen movie about some race... Cant remember it's name, or any details, but i remember those insults.

Nope. I'll give you a hint- its a DS game.

 

[Neosage]

Your mother was a sycophantic tart who got drunk with a baboon on a starship in the Zeegun 7 quadrant.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Boomer! Oh wait, it's just your mom.

BRAHMIN! Oh wait, it's your mom again...

Awesome...

On the elements topic: Man you are Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium ugly... I know it's awful.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

anything that has "your face!" in it.

 

[Spinwhiz]

Damn Muggle.

 

[recoverytwo]

You fight like a dairy farmer !
Soon you'll bewaring my sword like a shish kabob !
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you !

I win !