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Aprilgold said:
Zen Toombs said:
Aprilgold said:
[awesome thing]
*yoinked*
Note that if you continue to yoink on the flight attendant, he or she will start to enjoy it and I'm sure you wouldn't like it. Also note that sexual rape on the internet is not acceptable and will land you on top of a spike.
Urban Dictionary said:
Yoink
1:An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

2:A phrase appearing often in "The Simpsons" televison program used to verbally indicate one has taken something from another and fled.

3: the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.
No rapeage involved. ^_^

Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
You monster.
 

Jonluw

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Zen Toombs said:
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
You kind and caring person.

I didn't even know such acts of altruism were possible in the real world.
Well, I am a rather considerate person...
It doesn't make me special though. You flatter me.
 

Hoplon

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Hal10k said:
Hoplon said:
I've been gaming since 1985, that make you feel any younger?

Also, Welcome new guy.
Space War, 1962. I win. Give me back my avatar.

OT: Don't do anything stupid and you'll be fine. Alternately, do something incredibly stupid and you'll provide us with days of entertainment.
DAMN! you old, I mean so old jesus was in your yearbook.

Also never! this is my right eye when I finally get the cybernetic upgrade so I can watch 3d movies!
 

Zen Toombs

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Jonluw said:
Zen Toombs said:
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
You kind and caring person.

I didn't even know such acts of altruism were possible in the real world.
Well, I am a rather considerate person...
It doesn't make me special though. You flatter me.
HEY! THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAI...

Oh, I see what you did there. Pretty clever. ;-p

Toombs approves +4
 

Jonluw

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Zen Toombs said:
Jonluw said:
Zen Toombs said:
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
You kind and caring person.

I didn't even know such acts of altruism were possible in the real world.
Well, I am a rather considerate person...
It doesn't make me special though. You flatter me.
HEY! THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAI...

Oh, I see what you did there. Pretty clever. ;-p

Toombs approves +4
You hear that, OP?
Toombs is also saying you should click the button.
Clearly you should listen to him.
 

Hal10k

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Hoplon said:
DAMN! you old, I mean so old jesus was in your yearbook.

Also never! this is my right eye when I finally get the cybernetic upgrade so I can watch 3d movies!
Noughts and Crosses, 1857. Can I have it now?
 

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Pancho Agdeppa said:
(Uhm, I think there is no Introduction Section on the Main board. So i think i can introduce myself here.)

My name is Pancho Agdeppa. Currently 13 Years Old. Living the life on the Philippines. And a proud gamer since 2006. My first game ever played was Oblivion. I remember those times I shoot fireballs to people on the Imperial City Market District. Lol. Now, I am a Full Time Gamer with experience in all Genres. For example, RTS, FPS, RPG, RTT, DOTA and More. I am also a proud owner of our small Gaming group called "Dark Zone Gaming" which we only do videos and upload them to Youtube. We aim to be a well known Gaming Group and in the future might join e-sports. Also i know how to mod games especially GTA San Andreas and more games that can be modify. (Oblivion, Fallout 3..) My PC, or Laptop is only the worst laptop ever. I mean, This Celeron 2.85ghz, 705 ram, ATi IGP 345m 64mb is a ol' machine but surprisingly can run Some classics with now lag. Other than me being a Full time Gamer. I am also a Music Lover. I love listening to music while i do not play games. While still i didn't had the power to play my Favorite games, I have played them for a short time period only.

Favorite Games:
Half Life 2
Team Fortress 2
Skyrim
World of Warcraft
Star Wars: The Old Republic
Baldurs Gate 2
Deus Ex
Unreal Tournament 2004
Warcraft III (DoTa)
League of Legends
Counter Strike
Gran Turismo
WWE Games
NBA games
NFL Games

So thats me. If you want to connect with me:

Facebook user: Nexus141
Twitter: PanchoWasHere
Tumblr: notsomuchwisegamer/nosowisegamer
MSN: Nexus141

Thank you for reading my first thread ever here on Escapist forum. hehe

-pancho
Wow, a thirteen-year old who knows about Deus Ex. That's cool. I've been really into San Andreas recently and been playing with mods...unfortunately most of them don't seem to work, haha. Nice to meet you sir. What music do you like?
 

Kae

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Wait there are children on these forums?!
Well darn it, now I'll have to watch my language and restrain from speaking about "stuff", wait I already do that... well that's not true I do say that word from time to time and have talked about "things" before, well anyway enjoy your stay kid.
 

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Welcome to the apex of gaming.

BTW: Heres the thread that comes before the basement:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread

Jes keep yur nose clean about ya an yull do jes fine
 

Vigormortis

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Hoplon said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Hey kid, thanks for making me feel old.

'Gaming since 2006'

Man, the years fly by.

Anyway, welcome to the escapist, enjoy your stay and make all cheques payable to 'Daystar Clarion'
I've been gaming since 1985, that make you feel any younger?

Also, Welcome new guy.
Doesn't make me feel any younger. Been gaming since I was maybe four; which was around 1987.

So in a weird way, you've made some of us feel older.

Not cool man. Not cool.



Also, welcome to the Escapist "new guy". Word of advice, don't call people names and avoid "hate" threads, threads on the newest releases, and the religion/politics section. (for now)
 

ResonanceSD

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Welcome to the time-sink of the internet! Remember, on the escapist, just like pokemon, your age or post count doesnt matter. It's all about the badges! Also the Elite 4.5
 

Brown Cap

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Nice to learn about you, sir. I feel inclined to check out your videos. I know what I'm doing this weekend...
 

Berithil

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Welcome to the Escapist!

Dont be a troll, dont post things like "first" and such, stay out of the basement, refrain from making pony threads, yadda, yadda, yadda. Pretty much everything important has probably already been covered by others.Oh, and dont forget to visit the scary thread, one of the longest running threads on here.
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
That's just cruel.

DrRockor said:
CynderBloc said:
Athol said:
Salutations and welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay here. A freindly word of advice...stay out ofthe basement.

No seriously stay out, I think the doorway is a portal to Yog-Sothoth, or Cthulhu. Either way stay out.
Someone really should brick up that basement door, we've been wasting time warning people about it for years when we could have been doing something about it!

Anyway, welcome. I'm not about much but I'm sure the regulars will make your stay a pleasant one
what have you people got against the basement? It's fun down there, full of bunnys and happiest and dont worry if you have a tentacle when you come back out, they tend to go away in a few days. This tail wont go away though and it keeps getting in the way
Oh, it depends on which door you choose down there. Some doors arent that bad, but some are pure nightmare. I'm also pretty sure theres a secret passage to 4chan down there somewhere, but I may be mistaken.


And, off topic, whats up with the new captchas? power dressing? Wtf
 

Jonluw

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Berithil said:
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
Should you really be showing him that?
Aren't you being a bit too charitable now?
Oh come on, don't be such a bore.
I figured I'd be nice and let him experience it even though he hasn't proven himself worthy yet.
 

Berithil

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Jonluw said:
Berithil said:
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
Should you really be showing him that?
Aren't you being a bit too charitable now?
Oh come on, don't be such a bore.
I figured I'd be nice and let him experience it even though he hasn't proven himself worthy yet.
*sigh* fine. let him press it. I figure he'll do it sooner or later, whether by accident, by visiting this thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.297629-HEY-Who-wants-to-play-bubble-breaker, or by sheer curiosity.

Go ahead, new guy. Push the button. We've all done it at some point.

you might want to take a break from the escapist for 24 hours after you pushed it
 

DrRockor

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Berithil said:
And, off topic, whats up with the new captchas? power dressing? Wtf
I know they're weird. I got one that asked me what I thought about Alaskan Airways. It threw me off completely
 

PurpleLeafRave

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sky14kemea said:
staika said:
sky14kemea said:
Wow, nice introduction. :0

Welcome to the Escapist! I'm one of the friendly Mods. Please don't break the rules! =P

Also if you have any questions that aren't answered by the rules and Mod FAQ stickied on this forum, feel free to PM one of us. ^^ We don't bite.

[sub][sub]Usually....[/sub][/sub]
DON'T LISTEN TO HER! They do bite, I found this out the hard way....
YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?!?

Go back to studying D:<
Sky! I come here to get away from the s word. :p

Hello new person! If you value your life, don't anger this mod. She will give you a kitten, let you fall in love with it, then after a year she will sneak into your house and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
 

Jonluw

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Berithil said:
Jonluw said:
Berithil said:
Jonluw said:
Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
Should you really be showing him that?
Aren't you being a bit too charitable now?
Oh come on, don't be such a bore.
I figured I'd be nice and let him experience it even though he hasn't proven himself worthy yet.
*sigh* fine. let him press it. I figure he'll do it sooner or later, whether by accident, by visiting this thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.297629-HEY-Who-wants-to-play-bubble-breaker, or by sheer curiosity.

Go ahead, new guy. Push the button. We've all done it at some point.

you might want to take a break from the escapist for 24 hours after you pushed it
Speaking of, it's time I performed an experiment.
[http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/3d723c08dad17155ba62950ed31f2bb8.png]

Be kind and click the kitten.

Curses. It did not have the intended effect.