New Guy Here

[sky14kemea]

Wow, nice introduction. :0

Welcome to the Escapist! I'm one of the friendly Mods. Please don't break the rules! =P

Also if you have any questions that aren't answered by the rules and Mod FAQ stickied on this forum, feel free to PM one of us. ^^ We don't bite.

[sub][sub]Usually....[/sub][/sub]

DON'T LISTEN TO HER! They do bite, I found this out the hard way....

YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?!?

Go back to studying D:<

Sky! I come here to get away from the s word.

Hello new person! If you value your life, don't anger this mod. She will give you a kitten, let you fall in love with it, then after a year she will sneak into your house and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP!

Then I'll leave a note saying the kitten did it, and you'll live the rest of your life together in constant doubt. D:<

 

[Berithil]

Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.

Should you really be showing him that?
Aren't you being a bit too charitable now?

Oh come on, don't be such a bore.
I figured I'd be nice and let him experience it even though he hasn't proven himself worthy yet.

*sigh* fine. let him press it. I figure he'll do it sooner or later, whether by accident, by visiting this thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.297629-HEY-Who-wants-to-play-bubble-breaker, or by sheer curiosity.

Go ahead, new guy. Push the button. We've all done it at some point.

Spoiler

you might want to take a break from the escapist for 24 hours after you pushed it

Speaking of, it's time I performed an experiment.

[http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/3d723c08dad17155ba62950ed31f2bb8.png]

Be kind and click the kitten.

Curses. It did not have the intended effect.

That's it? Just one button? Was expecting something a bit more, you know, worse. It would be one thing if you somehow turned the picture into the button.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Wow, nice introduction. :0

Welcome to the Escapist! I'm one of the friendly Mods. Please don't break the rules! =P

Also if you have any questions that aren't answered by the rules and Mod FAQ stickied on this forum, feel free to PM one of us. ^^ We don't bite.

[sub][sub]Usually....[/sub][/sub]

DON'T LISTEN TO HER! They do bite, I found this out the hard way....

YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?!?

Go back to studying D:<

Sky! I come here to get away from the s word.

Hello new person! If you value your life, don't anger this mod. She will give you a kitten, let you fall in love with it, then after a year she will sneak into your house and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP!

Then I'll leave a note saying the kitten did it, and you'll live the rest of your life together in constant doubt. D:<

Oh Sky. You are a cruel genius. :L

Teach me your schemeful ways.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct], or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

We don't bite.

[sub][sub]Usually....[/sub][/sub]

And even though it's already been said, I believe it is my duty to inform you that this is a blatant lie.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It is a foul place.

Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.
http://cdn.themis-
media.com/media/global/badges/32/3d723c08dad17155ba62950ed31f2bb8.png

SCREW YOU.
I never learn ; _ ;
ON a serious note, welcome to this most auspicious of sites!

 

[Jonluw]

Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.

Should you really be showing him that?
Aren't you being a bit too charitable now?

Oh come on, don't be such a bore.
I figured I'd be nice and let him experience it even though he hasn't proven himself worthy yet.

*sigh* fine. let him press it. I figure he'll do it sooner or later, whether by accident, by visiting this thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.297629-HEY-Who-wants-to-play-bubble-breaker, or by sheer curiosity.

Go ahead, new guy. Push the button. We've all done it at some point.

Spoiler

you might want to take a break from the escapist for 24 hours after you pushed it

Speaking of, it's time I performed an experiment.

[http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/badges/32/3d723c08dad17155ba62950ed31f2bb8.png]

Be kind and click the kitten.

Curses. It did not have the intended effect.

That's it? Just one button? Was expecting something a bit more, you know, worse. It would be one thing if you somehow turned the picture into the button.

'Twas what I was attemtping to do.
It seems I do not understand the underlying code well enough though.
I wish I knew how to code.

 

[Nelle]

Well, To clarify that i have played a 15+ game called Oblivion, here in the Philippines, we're safe from all of those restrictions on the ones on America. Lol. I got the full retail box of it.

I love every kind of music. Lol
Well, I must confess i know how to swear words. lol only through Vent.. I mean CS 1.6

Thank you very much guys! Whats with the basement? xD

Also the first intro thread i have in years that exceeds to 10 replies. HAHA.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Welcome aboard! Good to see new people.

Be sure to check out all the site has to offer to see what you may like.

Also, remember the five big DON'TS of The Escapist:

DON'T disregard them forum rules!

DON'T go into the Religion and Politics forums. Not for the faint of heart.

DON'T hop onto the "new game" threads, it's best to avoid them, for multiple reasons.

DON'T go into the basement, and:

DON'T click the red and spinning buttons, for they may cause you to go insane.

Remember, if you wish to chat with members of the site directly, clicky on their names, obviously convienently located next to their posts, and select either View Profile or Send Message.

Have fun!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well, To clarify that i have played a 15+ game called Oblivion, here in the Philippines, we're safe from all of those restrictions on the ones on America. Lol. I got the full retail box of it.

I love every kind of music. Lol
Well, I must confess i know how to swear words. lol only through Vent.. I mean CS 1.6

Thank you very much guys! Whats with the basement? xD

Also the first intro thread i have in years that exceeds to 10 replies. HAHA.

The basement is where we keep all the overused jokes.

Ironic, I know.

 

[Suicidejim]

If you want some advice from me (aside from the various useful tips everyone else has already handed over), it's this:

When you make a thread on any topic, especially serious ones or highly subjective ones, it's your role to be neutral, at least in the OP. "37 Reasons Why ME3's Ending Suuuuckkks" is going to devolve into a flame war in moments, because you take a provocative stance, whereas "What did you think of ME3's Ending?" is neutral and will probably last longer (although maybe not on that topic, because that's a nasty one right about now). That said, you seem nice, so I doubt it'll be a problem. I hope you enjoy yourself.

Captcha: Pleased as punch. Why, yes I am!

 

[Waaghpowa]

Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.

If you value your own sanity, you wont. If you click it because you want the badge, do it anyway, because you have clearly gone made already.

 

[Nelle]

Lastly: Seeing as you are a new user, I must ask of you to click this button.

If you value your own sanity, you wont. If you click it because you want the badge, do it anyway, because you have clearly gone made already.

Whats with that Button? XD

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

4: Avoid the political&religious threads unless you really, really know what you are talking about.

7: The Escapist crashes on Wednesday. it's Yahtzee's fault.

The 2 best bits of advice I have seen. The folk in the the politics and religion section are a knowledgeable bunch when it comes to those sort of topics. Try not to embarrass yourself XD

My name is Pancho Agdeppa.

Also, hey. I like your name.