New Japanese-Developed Bra Only Opens When a Woman is "In Love"

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What if you want to say take it off to wash it? Will it not work unless you love laundry?
 

Evil Smurf

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This is a terrible idea, what happened to bras that comes off when she's them off?
 

mechalynx

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I like this idea of my underwear spontaneously flying off my body at the sight of my husband.
 

bz316

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Where does this leave women who aren't in love but are just in the mood for some sex? Seems like this is a load of nonsense designed to feed into the stereotype that women are excessively emotional creatures for whom sex must be an intimate connection with another person...
 

EiMitch

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Today, "love" bras. Tomorrow, high-tech chastity belts.

Either way, who honestly thinks this is a good idea?
 

Draconalis

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I wonder how it would work on a couple that has been together for a long time.

I mean... my heart doesn't pound for my wife the way it used to, but that's because I'm not a nervous wreck every time I can feel her breath, these days.

Still love her.
 

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OT: I don't know why, but I have this really crazy idea of a Japanese remake of Robin Hood: Men in Tights, where true love activates the bluetooth-operated chastity belt.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH
 

Tiamat666

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I have a vision... I see... frustration... tears... broken relationships... and a high-tech bra.
 

cojo965

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How the fuck are you supposed to bathe if you are wearing one? See this is why none on the internet takes Japan seriously, all their weird shit ends up here. (joking)
 

TheDoctor455

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Akichi Daikashima said:
Not sure if I should be impressed or...

It seems like the sort of thing conservative parents would whole-heartedly support.

I am still not sure how to react to this, I mean, what if people just want to have sex for fun?

It reminds me of that chastity belt from that Robin Hood spoof.
And unless its made out of metal or something...

a pair of scissors kind of makes the test irrelevant.

Plus... there's an inherent flaw here... it assumes everyone has the same response to 'true love'...

health isn't as universal as we'd like... so why would physiological responses be?
 

Shamanic Rhythm

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So it works primarily on elevated heart rate, meaning a good set of high intensity cardio would probably be enough for it to pop open.

?brb, joining a gym.
 

Strazdas

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increased heart rate for extended period of time....
ummm im going to this job interview and im nervous so my heart rate and extiement elevates and bam i get naked while being interviewed.
totally going to work. Then again, this may turn in your favor too!

DANGER- MUST SILENCE said:
So much information. thank you, TIL[footnote]Today I Learned[/footnote]
 

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Storm Dragon said:
This just in: Japan is still weird.
Agreed.

That thing looks like it could easily be bypassed by simply moving the straps and pulling down on the rest or using a decent pair of scissors. Seriously looks like they forgot to factor in a few things while designing the thing.
 

Talvrae

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So girls if you are like me and like to take off your bra after a day of work when you get home just to relax, forget it... also good luck in the shower.


And well does that mean every time i would go to diner with my wife with that bra that the the bra would keep unhooking in middle of the restaurent?
 

MCerberus

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It seems every culture on this planet has their own completely insane views on romance.
At least this is a lot more harmless than the right-winger US mindset.
 

VladG

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This. Is. Awesome.

Just image the potential internet hilarity that could ensue with some creative "true love" testing.

Like hooking up the sensors to someone's junk while they watch porn and see how fast/often it triggers. That's true love right there! Heck, integrate that shit with google so we won't even have to search for the right porn, it can just suggest content based on the *cough* love levels.



DANGER- MUST SILENCE said:
Okay guys: keep your shirts on.


1. Japanese men are often very interested in female breasts.
Weirdoes. Like, seriously, who even cares about breasts in the west, jiggling around, all round and full and bouncy and... Wait. What was I saying?

DANGER- MUST SILENCE said:
2. Japanese bras tend to be fairly indistinguishable from one another- they appear to pretty much all be lace-covered cups with extra padding to appeal to the women in point #1. As a result, Japanese lingerie companies tend to all pretty much look identical to one another.
Not cool, dude. Not cool.
 

Alcamonic

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Well, still easier for men to unhook than your regular jigsaw puzzle-contraption of hooks.
 

Smooth Operator

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So it's excitement, what it reads is excitement.
And the clothing jumping off you every time things get hot in the pants region... is just such a bad idea, also very Japanese.