New Robot Hand Makes Movies Seem More Likely

[SomeBritishDude]

Why?! Why are they making them better than us!? Do they want the robots to win?!

We're giving them the tools to destroy us.

..........Well......Fuck me.

I think that robot could ^^

Seriously that is some freaky yet awesome robitics, one question however: Can it give the user a high five?!

Forget high fives. Imagine the the kind of multy stage awesome secret handshakes these things could pull off in less than a second.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Well, time to get going and warn people about the robot apocolypse.

Spoiler

See you when I get back. Unless we're dead.

 

[toapat]

Holy flying monkey balls!
That was amazing, quite the feat of engineering. I was very impressed by the tweezer demo, well, actually by all of it.
So, when are they going to build the whole robot?

whey they get Mythbusters to sign on

Okay, it's official.

Japan will be the end of us.

Failing that, our conquerors with a robotic army.

thats what explosive rounds, missiles, and russia (the build a fucking EMP standard into their current tank) is for

 

[Beefcakes]

Well, apart from the power supply, I see no downside to lopping my arm off, having that thing sewn on, and attached to my brain
Oh, the dexterity and motor function at my very (non)fingertips!
The possibilities...

 

[Abedeus]

Uhm. Am I the only one that read one of the first subtitles as "tactical sensor"?

Give this thing a sniper rifle (or just mount a gun), send on the battlefield and just wait when the enemy tries to move his finger out.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Stick one of these on a Big Dog and you've got me some Grade-A Nightmare Fuel.

Well, apart from the power supply, I see no downside to lopping my arm off, having that thing sewn on, and attached to my brain
Oh, the dexterity and motor function at my very (non)fingertips!
The possibilities...

The possibilities start and end with the arm ripping itself back off've you because your fleshy body can't take the pressure, most likely. You'd have to have your spine replaced at least.

..........Well......Fuck me.

I think that robot could ^^

And in about two seconds. I'd like to see that...

What? Don't judge me. ¬_¬

 

[Eruanno]

Holy shit, those cyborgs are going to kick our asses in the future. Not to mention Skynet rubbing his fingers together right now, going "Yeeeessss... it is all going according to plan, precioussss..."

 

[IamQ]

Oh my...

 

[Du Jour Jaricho]

Yes that's good...But what does it think about John Wayne?

 

[PS2MAN]

Am I the only 1 who noticed the fact that Skynet started with a Super Robot hand and this is a Super Robot hand?

We are Screwed.

 

[Ultrasnail]

these robots are going to be pretty damn cool. i wonder if they will be able shake hands with out crushing it. or can they type... if there are robots on the forums please make your self known and we will give you cookies.

 

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[WhiteTigerShiro]

In other news, Skynet seen cackling maniacally.

That's pretty goddamn cool though.

*Sigh* Yes, the new Terminator movie was cool. Can we have enough with the constant Skynet references now? Seems every-other article I read on this site has someone making that joke ever since Salvation hit theaters.

Anyway, cool video. Those things are the kinds of mechanical limbs I can see myself day-dreaming about having.

 

[Adam]

You do realise that in about 5-10 years people are gonna be able to buy robot hands for masturbation purposes? I sure as hell will!

 

[Sigenrecht]

"What's that, Mr. Bigglesworth?"

 

[Diablini]

Ah. I see the robot apocalypse coming. Well, I've got my EMP grenades ready. I am expecting Skynet to be invented soon.

 

[VincentX3]

Imagin the fapping power of that thing!!!

........yea..

But on the serious note, it's a great step for "Robots conquering the world" category.

 

[The Austin]

And you would waist your time making this why?

 

[VincentX3]

Ah. I see the robot apocalypse coming. Well, I've got my EMP grenades ready. I am expecting Skynet to be invented soon.

Here you go

http://gizmodo.com/5016312/britain-...tellite-dubs-it-skynet-with-no-sense-of-irony

 

[Gerazzi]

I'm going to teach one to play battletoads, just you wait...

What's with the robots lately? There seem to be a lot.