New Robot Hand Makes Movies Seem More Likely

[The Austin]

And you would waist your time making this why?

You'll be the first to die during the robot uprising.


Anyway, that hand...it's just crazy. Screw replacing my hand, I want four of those mounted on tentacles, linked to my brainz, Doctor Octopus style.

Oh yea? Well you'll be the first to die in the zombie uprising.

Hooray!

Hoo...hooray?

*Cries*

Too far, man. T___________T

Uhhh....... Hooray?


If it makes you feel any better, being ripped to peices by a robot would suck alot more that being eaten by a zombie. So congrats, you died a less painfull death. HOORAYY!!!

(Or you could do the smart thing and cover yourself in hot sauce, zombies hate hot sauce, its a common fact.)

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Curse you, you meaty human hands!

Futurama reference! I think... The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings!

 

[Cowabungaa]

Amputees of the world, REJOICE! Soon you will laugh in the face of mere normal humans with their slow, meaty claws. But seriously, technology like this is great news for amputees. A friend of mine had his lower arm amputated, with technology like this he might be able to play games again. Well, a toned down version of this. With a hand as fast as in the video, he'd kick everyone's ass in a heartbeat.

 

[Satin6T]

now we just take this technology, add it in with the gundam in japan and BAM death of all humans



man wheres that HK-47 user when you need him

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Excellent. Now, when the zombies come, we'll have an army of dexterous machete-armed robots all doing the General Grievous to fend them off with.

 

[Gladion]

Yeah, I just finished watching Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex today. I see that coming now and it's gonna be awesome.

 

[Rhayn]

That was amazing. Wow.

I was just blown away by that, so much that I have nothing else to say.

Sweet.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Super fast and dexterous hand + Gundam + Japan = ... yep, we're screwed.

not to worry if we buy a ton of those roboquad toys injected them with Steroids and heroin we'll be fine

 

[thisisyournamenow]

thats epic

 

[Avernus]

... and then we burned the sky.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

The quick movement wasn't as impressive to me, seeing as it's more of a simple yet careful motion routine, but the dribbling and cell phone catching really surprised me; it's quite a feat for it to actually calculate it's own trajectory and react independently so fast. In my opinion, at least.

 

[Chaos Marine]

The Terminator is one step closer to fruition.

 

[Layzor]

stick a pair of tits on that a voila.

 

[civver]

Okay, now this is Canadian taxpayer money being used for stuff that has actual useful applications and which advances fields of science and technology.

 

[mikecoulter]

And now we shall all die...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Not to mention Skynet rubbing his fingers together right now, going "Yeeeessss... it is all going according to plan, precioussss..."

And with this technology, it can rub its fingers together THOUSANDS of times faster than any human supervillain.

Honestly, though, I don't see a robot uprising in our future. Instead, widespread robotics and the death of medical integrity will see the advent of cyborg criminals, upgraded by chop-shop doctors into deadly forces of evil. Anarchy and civil breakdown will rule until the forces of good can finally send forth law and order's ultimate agent....

Spoiler: You know his name!