New years resolution!

[Simalacrum]

I'm going to be less rapey.

Wow... just wow... *Backs away slowly*

lol i wouldn't worry, he's being less rapey! no need to back away now! XD

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Makes less then 5 innuendo filled comments a day.

 

[snuffler]

ooo lets see... get my six pack way more defined than it it already is, pump up my cardio, finish writing something that I start, and pass first year eng with a minimum 3.0 GPA.

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

 

[Njoker8]

Stop stealing as many things.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I'm going to be less rapey.

Not a bad idea.

I am going to pursue my dream of being a world famous homicide detective.

Really!?! I'm doing the opposite to both of those... you can catch, and become world famous.

 

[Simalacrum]

aaahh! New Year is soon upon us! this thread will lose all purpose soon! damn! :'(

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

 

[Easykill]

Study enough to pass high school.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

Learn more music that I can play on the guitar (Which means everything).
Learn a martial art.
Stop being addicted to World of Warcraft (Don't think I can do it, but resolutions are like promises; they're made to be broken).

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

 

[The Lyre]

To suck less.

God I hate me.

Actually, I suppose I could do something productive, but that would require skill, and commitment, and effort...

If anyone's employing...I think we'd both agree I'm an ideal candidate for...I dunno, clinical test subjuct?

 

[Adam Jenson]

Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care