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Berethond

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IrishBerserker said:
Berethond said:
I shall call you Codpiece forever.
If I didn't find that so funny, I'd be pissed.
Good, because that took a lot of thought actually it took like five seconds. And love. Actually that's not quite true either.
 

Captain Wes

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Gfan_00 said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Thats a bit extreme, is your full name Michael?
No, its Garfield.

Yes, it is. And he deserved it, he kept calling me that, Michelle, Mikey, and several other things despite me asking him not to. Also, he was doing it to pick on me.
Finally another Michael that understands
 

Ophiuchus

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One of my teachers in high school always referred to me as Brains, a sarcastic and everlasting comment on my one moment of utter stupidity in which I managed to wreck the school's entire IT system (which, bearing in mind this was 1995, wasn't exactly huge or complex, just two rooms of Compaqs running Windows 3.1) by messing around with the server out of boredom.

More recently I picked up the nickname Diet Coke Boy, since most people around university didn't know my name because I rarely turned up, and I was always drinking Diet Coke on the rare occasions that I did bother going to class.
 

hotacidbath

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My name is Jeanne (like Gene or Jean) so I've been called Bean, Beanno, and Beanie. I don't mind those but I have friends who mispronounce my name on purpose (Jeannie) and that always bugs me a little. It was the worst when that goddamn Genie In A Bottle song came out. I also have a slightly embarrassing nickname that sounds bad out of context.
 
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I've earned Ferret REPEATEDLY everytime i make a new friend, go into a new group, EVERYONE eventually starts to call me ferret, with out me telling anyone.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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Aparently in 3rd grade i looked like a guy named Beans in some show that i can't remeber. So everyone calls me Beansy, well they used to anyway, now only select friends are allowed to call me that. also i dont look like that kid anymore, of course i dont remeber what he looked like but if you saw a picture of me from 6ish years ago then you wouldnt think its me.
 

Hazy

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Locks was my nickname throughout elementary and middle school. I earned it because of my curly hair.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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These are the nicknames I've had over the years:
1) D.J. (no idea why)
2) Son of the Devil (the Omen)
3) Mother (Fruits Basket reference)
4) Hitler (I don't know why other than I'm German and Hitler was Austrian)
5) Creep (I am)
 

9NineBreaker9

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Daniel quickly became Dan... became:

Danny Boy (Duh?)
Danny-Bear
Dan Dan Revolution (DDR :D)
Daniel-San
Bromosexual
Brociden (Thank you, VGcats)
Ether (from my WoW days...)
and an odd assortment of characters from video games I grow attached to.

I'm quite fond of DDR, and saying my name like the announcer.

Dan! Dan! REVOLUTION!
 

Connosaurus Rex

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Bambi and for some reason even though I'm an over six foot man and I'm not a deer.
I don't really mind it though since the people still respect me and they all like it so I don't mind
 

Sethzard

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I call my sister crip/cripple (she broke her femur and was in a cast for 6 months a while back and the name stuck) and I call my dad Ugly to his face and Fagballs behind his back.

My friends sometimes call me the antichrist.
I used to be called all sorts of mean ones but when I finally snapped and put someone in a choke hold they stopped, also, the fact that I became a hulking brute (only physically) stopped any re-emmergance.
 

Trivun

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Gfan_00 said:
Trivun said:
I somehow managed to acquire the nickname 'Tripod Triv'. I won't explain how this happened, though, I'd much rather see what people's guesses are... ;)
Everyone was jealous of your massive penis in the locker room?

OT:I despise nicknames. I prefer to be called by my actual name, not some bullshit. I've even punched a kid in the face for calling me Mike.
Hmmm, close, it was because I have massive hands. I'm sure most people know the saying that if you have big hands, you have a big penis? No evidence to suggest so, but people decided to stick with it. Fortunately that was quite a while back, the people from then who I still speak to don't really bother with it anymore. Which is fine by me... :)
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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I have no nicknames, but whenever I wear an Air Force jacket my dad gave me they call me Davis (due to the name being stenciled on there.)
 

Empireth

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I was setting up for a game of D'n'D at lunch today (I know, I'm such a nerd, right? But it's fun...) And I had my name as Empireth (surprise, surprise). My friend reads it upside-down, and manages to think I'd named myself Pirate.
Apparently I'm now known as Pirate to him.
I'm still going to stick with Empireth every time he says anything, though.

...And all other nicknames may lead you to find out my true identity. I'd rather that didn't happen.
[small]I like anonymity.[/small]
 

The_Chief

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Meskimo-cuz im mexican but apparently look eskimo.
Julio- cuz im mexican
Giraffe boy-cuz i drew a picture of a giraffe riding a giraffe(NOT LIKE THAT)
The Zoologist-see above.
C Zells- i hate this one.
Batman-cuz of my favorite shirt!
 

hopeneverdies

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Smurf, my friend CJ gave it to me during the winter because I wear a lot of University of Kentucky hoodies which are all blue. And it has spread throughout the band, my classes, hell even my teachers know who people mean by Smurf, and at least one has called me that.