Nicknames...

[Disaster Button]

My nickname is Squiz. As in year 8 one lad said I looked like a squirrel on a trip to France at which point it got refined to Squiz.

Now over the years a lot of my friends have taken to creating their own little twist on the name:

Squiz:

Squigglet
Squiggles
Squizza
Squeez
Squigsta
Squoggles
Squizy
Squizmah
Squizticles
Squizlet
Squizzles


So I have one Umbrella Nickname and like a hundred Sub Nicknames. I actually secretly love all of them especially when a new one pops up. I love my friends and like all the other people who came up with new ones.

 

[Junkle]

Junkle, a combination of my first and last name, and many other combinations thereof.
Junk-in-the-Trunkles
Junk-with-the-Funk
Junkles
Other combinations, including when people mistake the l for an i in chatrooms, and call me junkie. Which kind of bugs me.

 

[Da Joz]

Lemme see, I have been known as at some point in my life:
Joz
Latin Thunder
Thursday Night
Money Mike
Mike
Mike Jones
John Forte
Georgy
George Jr.

 

[esperandote]

ball - for being fat
taquito - for having a taqueria and two older brothers allready called "taco"

 

[G1eet]

Baby Baer, because I'm the younger of two soccer hooligans, and my older brother was simply "Baer".

I know it's not the same as an ursine, it's my surname.

 

[stickelmania]

Nicknames... lets see
Stick related to last name
Enzo dunno how i got that 1
Sticle dunno
Joedan My brother >.>
the gopher for being able to find stuff out when only handful knew about it

 

[Rawker]

depends who you ask. I've been called Mothra, Danny, Dan, Jazzy DJ Dan, and El Conquistador.

 

[Mozared]

Hmm, lets see. My real name is Boyd, and Boydje (a kind of cuter version of it) is what a girlfriend of mine used to call me from time to time. I've also been called Marcel as it's my middle name. Aside from that, just Mozared and all varations of that (Mozzy, Moza, Moz).

 

[Erana]

To my mother and sister, I am, "Sissy."
No one else gets to call me that, though.

Also, on the IRC, I've been dubbed, "RanRan."

 

[Venatio]

The first four letters of my name are a type of plant and thats my nickname.

 

[Generator]

A lot of people call me Joseph... My name is Tanner.

Also, "you". A lot of people call me "you".

 

[ae86gamer]

Kim
Houses
*****-face


The last one was given to me by my sister. XD

 

[ottenni]

Nicolai Brokolov - I have no idea how this happened.
Otto - This is a variant of my last name.
Brick Wall - I used to be fat you see.

 

[Dirty Apple]

Ok, over the years there's been:

Shack
Big Unit
Gorbachev
Tex
Mouse

Those are all I remember. Basically everytime I entered a new social circle a new name would take hold.

 

[Pariah87]

Peoplve vary rarely calls me nicknames and to be honest I find it quite annoying because everyone else seems to have them. The worst part is they call me by my full first name, even though I prefer a shorter version.

At work I do have a couple of nicknames, derogatory in nature I suppose but said in jest. One of which I actually used as my online handle for a while.

B.U.F - Big, Ugly, F***er
Ug
Big Fella.

 

[Comb63]

For a while it was "grease monkey" because i was the only kid in the neighborhood than could fix a bike, skateboard, scooter, etc.
But lately its been Comb, D, D.C., killer, shotty, stuff like that.
Online it's usually asshole, dick, "Mr. Random," giggles, hard-ass, and sometimes even dumbass.

 

[MrPink67]

Jimi, since my last name is Hendrix, and 40-year old since I'm a very serious person.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

My name is Isaac. Some wanker decided to call me "Ballsack" the ****! I started calling myself Jinjo online which lead a couple of my friends to call me this in real life along with Jinji or Jinjer Kid...

 

[Nargleblarg]

I used to be called called Sparky because someone was genius enough to look up my last name and found that's what it meant.

Also I'm sometimes called Freakout....take a guess why.

 

[FortheLegion]

My friends call me Asian
... I'm not Asian lol
Although my eyes are a bit squinted from my Polynesian heritage
oh and i convinced one person that I'm not Asian now he calls me Polynesian lol