*Dial Tone*
*Ring*
Atlus: Hello?
Nintendo: Hey buddy, how's it going.
Atlus: Fine, hey, I heard you made a new handheld. Hows it going?
Nintendo: Not good. Um, hey, that Devil Survivor game you made a year ago.. could you make another one?
Atlus: Well, we are. We're making Devil Survivor 2 for the 3DS.
Nintendo: No no, I need something like, now. Can you just make Devil Survivor again?
Atlus: We could, I guess we could add to it a bit. But aren't all your 3DS games just remakes?
Nintendo: Yeah! See, this is why I love you man, you get me!
Atlus: Ugh, alright, but stop calling me so late. *click*
*Dial tone*
*Ring*
Valve: Hello?
Nintendo: Sup bro.
Valve: Um, sup?
Nintendo: Yo I heard you think my Wii U is pretty hot?
Valve: It's interesting.
Nintendo: So how about you make me a 3DS game?
Valve: I suppose we could. We always like to see what we can do with new tech.
Nintendo: Great bro. I need it for Christmas this year.
Valve: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *click*
*Dial tone*
*ring*
Square Enix: Hello, Square Enix Film Studios
Nintendo: Hey Squeex, how's my best friend in the whole wide world? Hey.. did you say film studio?
Square Enix: Yeah, we just make cut-scenes now. If you want our game developers, I have a number for the offices in China.
Nintendo: Um, no thanks, sorry to bother you.
Square Enix: Wait! I remade Final Fantasy 4 again and we need someone to take it!
Nintendo: I'll pass. We've sold that game for you four times. Call me when you have something different.
Square Enix: But I don't know how to make new games anymore!
*click*
*Dial tone*
*ring*
*beep beep beep* We're sorry, your number has been blocked on this line. Also, your credit card information has been compromised.
Nintendo: Damn it Sony!
*Dial tone*
*ring*
Sega: OMG OMG OMG I HAVE 18 new SONIC games you HAVE to put them on your 3DS. SONIC HAS GREEN EYES, GREEN EYES AND A SWORD!!!
Nintendo: *click* Oh god, I never should have switch to tequila.
*Dial tone*
*ring*
Capcom: Thank you for calling Capcom. This call may be canceled.
Nintendo: Hey, would you guys be interested in making a 3d Megaman game for our new handheld?
Capcom: We'll we have.. No that was canceled. Well there's... oh no we canceled that. Oh hey, what about Megaman Legends 3? Oh wait, we canceled that cause there wasn't enough fan support.
Nintendo: Oh man, want some of mine? Those bitchy Americans keep yelling at me about this JRPGs they want localized. Reggie keeps saying no, but we just can't get them to understand we don't want their money.
Capcom; Brother, you're preaching to the choir here. Hey, we've been friends for a long time, but I'm just swamped right now. I have like 12 more version of Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 to make in the next 2 years. Talk to me when that Wii U thingy comes out, I think we can get you a few versions of MvC3 Super Alpha Mega Beta Arcade Extreme Deluxe Turbo Edition.
Nintendo: That sounds impressive bro.
Capcom: Nah, we just add a new character for every new word we add each time. Those suckers eat it up.
Nintendo: Yeah, we added a few toads to the last game and called that 4 person multi-player we developed 15 years ago "4D" and tossed Yoshi in one of the others. Sold like hot cakes.
Capcom: This is why I love you man, you get me.
*click*
*Ring*
Atlus: Hello?
Nintendo: Hey buddy, how's it going.
Atlus: Fine, hey, I heard you made a new handheld. Hows it going?
Nintendo: Not good. Um, hey, that Devil Survivor game you made a year ago.. could you make another one?
Atlus: Well, we are. We're making Devil Survivor 2 for the 3DS.
Nintendo: No no, I need something like, now. Can you just make Devil Survivor again?
Atlus: We could, I guess we could add to it a bit. But aren't all your 3DS games just remakes?
Nintendo: Yeah! See, this is why I love you man, you get me!
Atlus: Ugh, alright, but stop calling me so late. *click*
*Dial tone*
*Ring*
Valve: Hello?
Nintendo: Sup bro.
Valve: Um, sup?
Nintendo: Yo I heard you think my Wii U is pretty hot?
Valve: It's interesting.
Nintendo: So how about you make me a 3DS game?
Valve: I suppose we could. We always like to see what we can do with new tech.
Nintendo: Great bro. I need it for Christmas this year.
Valve: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *click*
*Dial tone*
*ring*
Square Enix: Hello, Square Enix Film Studios
Nintendo: Hey Squeex, how's my best friend in the whole wide world? Hey.. did you say film studio?
Square Enix: Yeah, we just make cut-scenes now. If you want our game developers, I have a number for the offices in China.
Nintendo: Um, no thanks, sorry to bother you.
Square Enix: Wait! I remade Final Fantasy 4 again and we need someone to take it!
Nintendo: I'll pass. We've sold that game for you four times. Call me when you have something different.
Square Enix: But I don't know how to make new games anymore!
*click*
*Dial tone*
*ring*
*beep beep beep* We're sorry, your number has been blocked on this line. Also, your credit card information has been compromised.
Nintendo: Damn it Sony!
*Dial tone*
*ring*
Sega: OMG OMG OMG I HAVE 18 new SONIC games you HAVE to put them on your 3DS. SONIC HAS GREEN EYES, GREEN EYES AND A SWORD!!!
Nintendo: *click* Oh god, I never should have switch to tequila.
*Dial tone*
*ring*
Capcom: Thank you for calling Capcom. This call may be canceled.
Nintendo: Hey, would you guys be interested in making a 3d Megaman game for our new handheld?
Capcom: We'll we have.. No that was canceled. Well there's... oh no we canceled that. Oh hey, what about Megaman Legends 3? Oh wait, we canceled that cause there wasn't enough fan support.
Nintendo: Oh man, want some of mine? Those bitchy Americans keep yelling at me about this JRPGs they want localized. Reggie keeps saying no, but we just can't get them to understand we don't want their money.
Capcom; Brother, you're preaching to the choir here. Hey, we've been friends for a long time, but I'm just swamped right now. I have like 12 more version of Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 to make in the next 2 years. Talk to me when that Wii U thingy comes out, I think we can get you a few versions of MvC3 Super Alpha Mega Beta Arcade Extreme Deluxe Turbo Edition.
Nintendo: That sounds impressive bro.
Capcom: Nah, we just add a new character for every new word we add each time. Those suckers eat it up.
Nintendo: Yeah, we added a few toads to the last game and called that 4 person multi-player we developed 15 years ago "4D" and tossed Yoshi in one of the others. Sold like hot cakes.
Capcom: This is why I love you man, you get me.
*click*
