Nintendo Switch....DOA

[Fonejackerjon]

Are you serious? How can you defend this shit? Why are there so many Nintendo apologists, the system is shit! End of what games exactly are you looking forward too after Zelda and Mario is released?

"Nintendo Apologist" can work if said the right way. The way you throw it around, it boils down to "stop begin excited for stuff I personally hate!" Look at that looooooooooooooooooong list you got sent. Fast RMX, a new Shin Megami Tensei game, Splatoon 2, probably No More Heroes 3 if that is the rumoured release, Project Octopath Traveller... those are just a few games I'm looking forward to past Mario and Zelda.

So yes, I'm fucking serious. Cause people can like different things, in case the response towards you hasn't proved that many times over. You're free to not be excited, that's fine. But from how many threads you've made about this, I wouldn't say it's just the Switch you're not excited for. You probably have never been excited for anything Nintendo in your life.

The system is shit? Yeah, ok, I'll believe someone who hasn't touched one since it's not out yet and change my mind. I agreed with you about the hidden specs and crap online incentives, and nearly full price for the old Skyrim... that's garbage as well. The rest of your points, to me, come off more as whining and winging.

We get it. Move on

Owned every Nintendo system and actually enjoyed the Wii and Wiiu, I hate to break it too you but alot of those titles are vaporware, they wont get released. Do you remember that awesome looking Zelda title in the 2012 video for the WiiU? That got me hyped, but it never made the light of day that in itself proves their dishonesty . Nintendo are so anti-consumer to not see that is crazy.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Errrrmmmm...Did you ACTUALLY read that list of third party games, discount remakes, rehashes, 16 bit looking games and plain crap games how many are actually worth playing? Seriously that's the crappiest third party list I have ever seen.

I love how the only issue you could find with my post was exactly what I expected, that the games aren't all the newest biggest AAA games with cutting edge graphics

personally I saw several games on the list that I'm quite interested in

If Fonejackerjon wasn't an account from 2012, I'd have believed he's like LordTerminal with his hate boner aimed at someone other than Yahtzee. I'll pretend this is the case in my head canon though

 

[Fonejackerjon]

Errrrmmmm...Did you ACTUALLY read that list of third party games, discount remakes, rehashes, 16 bit looking games and plain crap games how many are actually worth playing? Seriously that's the crappiest third party list I have ever seen.

I love how the only issue you could find with my post was exactly what I expected, that the games aren't all the newest biggest AAA games with cutting edge graphics

personally I saw several games on the list that I'm quite interested in

If Fonejackerjon wasn't an account from 2012, I'd have believed he's like LordTerminal with his hate boner aimed at someone other than Yahtzee. I'll pretend this is the case in my head canon though

I love Yahtzee!

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Owned every Nintendo system and actually enjoyed the Wii and Wiiu, I hate to break it too you but alot of those titles are vaporware, they wont get released. Do you remember that awesome looking Zelda title in the 2012 video for the WiiU? That got me hyped, but it never made the light of day that in itself proves their dishonesty . Nintendo are so anti-consumer to not see that is crazy.

Then that's excellent, you actually have the Switch alone to critique. And hate to break it to you, but you don't know the future, so you have no idea if those are going to get released or not. Moot point.

Also, that wasn't an announcement for a new Zelda game for Wii U. That was a tech video to showcase the capabilities of the system. Remember the one from SpaceLand before the GameCube released? The one with OOT Link and Ganondorf dueling with swords? Yeah, same sort of concept

 

[Elvis Starburst]

I love Yatzee!

I'm sure you do! If you've seen LordTerminal though, you'd see the comparison. That guy hates Yahtzee with a passion, and despite getting warning after warning, he refuses to learn. You're almost like him, except your hate is geared towards the Switch, not Yahtzee. I suggest ya look for LordTerminal in the ZP comment sections, he's a joy to watch

 

[totheendofsin]

Are you serious? How can you defend this shit? Why are there so many Nintendo apologists, the system is shit! End of what games exactly are you looking forward too after Zelda and Mario is released?

"Nintendo Apologist" can work if said the right way. The way you throw it around, it boils down to "stop begin excited for stuff I personally hate!" Look at that looooooooooooooooooong list you got sent. Fast RMX, a new Shin Megami Tensei game, Splatoon 2, probably No More Heroes 3 if that is the rumoured release, Project Octopath Traveller... those are just a few games I'm looking forward to past Mario and Zelda.

So yes, I'm fucking serious. Cause people can like different things, in case the response towards you hasn't proved that many times over. You're free to not be excited, that's fine. But from how many threads you've made about this, I wouldn't say it's just the Switch you're not excited for. You probably have never been excited for anything Nintendo in your life.

The system is shit? Yeah, ok, I'll believe someone who hasn't touched one since it's not out yet and change my mind. I agreed with you about the hidden specs and crap online incentives, and nearly full price for the old Skyrim... that's garbage as well. The rest of your points, to me, come off more as whining and winging.

We get it. Move on

Owned every Nintendo system and actually enjoyed the Wii and Wiiu, I hate to break it too you but alot of those titles are vaporware, they wont get released. Do you remember that awesome looking Zelda title in the 2012 video for the WiiU? That got me hyped, but it never made the light of day that in itself proves their dishonesty . Nintendo are so anti-consumer to not see that is crazy.

alot of those titles didn't exist in the public eye before January 12th, seriously you need to be in development and known to the public for years before you become vaporware

also that Zelda title you're talking about, it's Breath of the Wild, it was always Breath of the Wild, just because they changed the art style, WHICH HAPPENS (Windwaker and the original Borderlands being two high profile examples of this) doesn't mean it's not the same game

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

Owned every Nintendo system and actually enjoyed the Wii and Wiiu, I hate to break it too you but alot of those titles are vaporware, they wont get released. Do you remember that awesome looking Zelda title in the 2012 video for the WiiU? That got me hyped, but it never made the light of day that in itself proves their dishonesty . Nintendo are so anti-consumer to not see that is crazy.

Then that's excellent, you actually have the Switch alone to critique. And hate to break it to you, but you don't know the future, so you have no idea if those are going to get released or not. Moot point.

Also, that wasn't an announcement for a new Zelda game for Wii U. That was a tech video to showcase the capabilities of the system. Remember the one from SpaceLand before the GameCube released? The one with OOT Link and Ganondorf dueling with swords? Yeah, same sort of concept

Or the infamous FF7 PS3 tech demo.