"No fair you have a crowbar"

[AllLagNoFrag]

For some reason, when I saw the title, I just thought "No fair you got a knife" on mw2 with that goddamn commando perk.

give me your story's I really want to hear them.

So, I got screamed at for getting a multi kill (4 or more in one, it was 5) with a javelin in mw2. I just got all caps-ed at for being a noob tuber from 2 people. 2-3 games later and a few javelin kills later, and about 1000 "noob tuber" calls later, they decided to add me as a friend... WTF?!

Anyway, more recently, got called a hacker for using my instincts of ADS when turning corners and HEARING GD FOOTSTEPS. I partly blame the surge of hackers on mw2 (and its super slow fail ban system) but, if someone hacks, its alot more obvious... geez.

Anyway, there will always be 'that guy' who always finds fault with somebody kicking his ass not wanting to accept the fact that maybe the opponent is just a better player. Good job on kicking ass with the crowbar. G-man will be proud of you.

OH and I used to get alot of calls for being "cheap" in DoTA by utilising combinations of skills and items that just made sense. This ended when I found Garena (thank gawd).

 

[Dr. wonderful]

RDR:

I was riding in mexico, minding my own buissness when this prick killed my horse. I gotten up and tossed a knife at him. kiilling him in one shot.

He was screaming in the mic: "What the fuck, how could you kill me?"

"Because your Avatar is weak?"

"WHY DID YOU KILLED ME?"

"Dude, you killed my horse...I love my horse....Thou shall not touch the horse."

"I'm going to report-"

*Six shots from the pristol*

"What the fuck, where did you get that gun?"

"I fought off six bears for this gun...."

Dude dont get me started on how much RDR multiplayer pisses me off.
"Its a huge open world!" where every ************ tries to kill you no matter what your doing.
I would just be walking down the road in armadillo trying my best tombstone impression when some dude shoots me in the head for no good reason. it pisses me off.
I really wish that Rockstar would do something about the free roam.

Sure there are some pricks In RDR...but I kind of like the multiplayer, since it mostly me doing it by myself.

But wiping out an entire gang of Bandito is somewhat badass.

 

[Yarpie]

I counter Kilk with Zasalamel. He is the only one of my mains with enough range to hit Kilik easily.
I never played online, but a friend of mine loves Kilik.

I pretty much always play Nightmare and fortunately, he serves as a wonderful counter to Kilik. He has an attack which can be done while side stepping and one that can be triggered while rising. Since Kilik players likes to use combos based around vertical and low attacks, these serve as ideal counters, much to the rage of of Kilik players not used to these combos not working.

 

[Souplex]

I've played the first gears of war. Anyone who has played that game will know exactly what I am on about.

Here is a list of what kind of n00b you can be in that game:

Sniper noob
Shotgun noob
pistol noob
boltok noob
hammerburst noob
chainsaw noob
melee noob
lancer noob
boomshot noob
torque bow noob
grenade noob
tag noob

I feel that i'm missing something, but i'm sure that i've listed all the weapons in the game, and somehow if I killed someone with one I was a frikken noob. Unlike them, when use a gun it's all skills. I don't understand people.

Space laser. Gorgon pistol. The shield isn't a weapon, but I'm sure people call people names for using it. Also those minigun turrets.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Guy got mad because when I was the last one left on my team in Halo(everyone else quit) I camped in the building on Last Resort with a shotgun and played the waiting game. Five agaisnt one and I still won.

 

[Yarpie]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

Simply reply that you still beat him and that his "insult" says more about him than anything else, both about his insecurity and his skill at the game.

Oh, and do what IanBrazen said too!

 

[Mr. Cuddles]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

I actually had this one yelled at me by some kid befor.... Could of sworn my name being MR cuddles.... was kinda a hint at my gender? Apparently not....

Anyway, best one had to be when on TF2 playing as an Engineer, I started building a turret and sat behind as it built and killed a few people with my shotgun, then one of them started screaming at me "Noob, Engineers don't kill with shotguns"

He then ran into my sentry several times in an attempt to prove his point or kill me, never was sure....

 

[Atmos Duality]

You and me both, although once you realize that basically every Kilik player use the same strategy and learn how to counter it, they more or less become free wins. Unless they ragequit of course.

I counter Kilk with Zasalamel. He is the only one of my mains with enough range to hit Kilik easily.
I never played online, but a friend of mine loves Kilik.

Fuck Kilik. Fuck him with his own pole. Sideways.
I prefer to give my local Kilik spammers the Ivy Treatment in SC2, and Sophia Counter-Muff (if I can) in SC3.
It's sad how many people rely on a flowchart to win.

 

[guyy]

I was messing around in a TF2 idle server with a few other players when one of them started telling us to "stop fighting." TF2 being, you know, a fighting game, this was a little silly, but harmless.

That is, until he slowly escalated to full-on berzerk mode; text-shouting at everyone, calling us idiots, assholes, various profanities, etc. All because we were abusing our people-killing guns by using them to kill people. After a few minutes of this, he announced (falsely) that the admin had agreed to ban us for griefing or something, and he finally ragequitted.

 

[Lawnmooer]

In Gears of War 1 I got bored and rushed at the guy who had picked up the Frag Grenades, a Sniper Rifle and a Boomshot and complained at me as he failed to kill the guy who ran and normal speed across the map with all 1 hit down/kill weapons.

In TF2 I got banned from a server because "Aiming is cheating, your only supposed to spam"

In CoD 5 people said it is noobish to kill their team (The rest of my team were dead so it was 1 vs 4) with only my knife (How the hell was I supposed to know they sucked so much they couldn't hit 1 guy with 4 machine guns?)

 

[Jack and Calumon]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

I feel sorry for you. For some reason, I also get discriminated upon for that.

AND I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL!

There is nothing Girly about the Username Catkid!

Calumon: And only real men have me around! ^^

 

[HotPocket]

You have no idea how many times I've been accused for hacking by bad players in TF2.

Some of them think facestabbing is a cheat, for one (it's lag for those who don't know) and they get mad when I accidentally do it. The other one is when I used to abuse the old Dead Ringer on Goldrush (first map, before the first point) where there are 3 points which will give you limited invincibility with Dead Ringer and I would rack up 50 / 0 k:d ratios. Kids screamed hacks, which was not helped by my replies of "1337 hax" and "lol".

 

[Demongeneral109]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

Just kick their asses and try to crush their massivly overinflated male egos! their just know that the girls who take the game seriously kick ass!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

In Combat Arms I was kicked from a game for "hacking" because the other team was finding it hard to kill me. Which was because I had gotten a heavy bulletproof vest so that I would be harder to kill (I couldn't move as fast though). Then they complained that I had too much ammo, which was exactly the reason why I got extended mags for my guns.

What's funny is technically, I'm a newbie (not noob) at the game. I've only played it for a grand total of about 5 hours (but I'm not terrible at it) and these people who seem to dedicate their lives to it don't understand half the content in the game.

 

[Anarchemitis]

This is the entire line of reason behind the existence of several [http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Equalizer] weapons [http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Eyelander] in Team [http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/K.G.B.] Fortress [http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Homewrecker] 2 [http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Pain_train].

 

[crimson5pheonix]

You and me both, although once you realize that basically every Kilik player use the same strategy and learn how to counter it, they more or less become free wins. Unless they ragequit of course.

I counter Kilk with Zasalamel. He is the only one of my mains with enough range to hit Kilik easily.
I never played online, but a friend of mine loves Kilik.

Exactly. I have several friends who love Kilik, until I started using Zasalamel. Now they call me the spammer with my only response being "Learn something besides poke."

 

[Spazztic]

Had to dig deep for this one.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Had to dig deep for this one.

Was there any reason for that to transpire?

Just yesterday, me and my friend were playing DEFCON and we kept getting insulted, so we both unleashed huge nuclear strikes on that guy. I fired over 30 nukes and most of them hit. It was pretty cool, even though we ended up losing after I got destroyed by subs.