"No fair you have a crowbar"

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IanBrazen

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Shock and Awe said:
Guy got mad because when I was the last one left on my team in Halo(everyone else quit) I camped in the building on Last Resort with a shotgun and played the waiting game. Five agaisnt one and I still won.
I think ill start calling these "crowbar moments" if it ever catches on.
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MissPixxie said:
"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[
Simply reply that you still beat him and that his "insult" says more about him than anything else, both about his insecurity and his skill at the game.

Oh, and do what IanBrazen said too!
Mine is the polite way ;p
guyy said:
I was messing around in a TF2 idle server with a few other players when one of them started telling us to "stop fighting." TF2 being, you know, a fighting game, this was a little silly, but harmless.

That is, until he slowly escalated to full-on berzerk mode; text-shouting at everyone, calling us idiots, assholes, various profanities, etc. All because we were abusing our people-killing guns by using them to kill people. After a few minutes of this, he announced (falsely) that the admin had agreed to ban us for griefing or something, and he finally ragequitted.
I love it when people try to do this and get everyone to do what they say.
I was dueling someone in JK3 when he told me to not fight him because he wanted to do something. I was like Bother that nonsense and told him if he didnt fight he would die (in true sith fashon) so when I attacked him he kicked me.
If you want to do something do it with a friend, I came here to FIGHT!
lawnmooer said:
In TF2 I got banned from a server because "Aiming is cheating, your only supposed to spam"
I dont remember that in the rules and regs.
did you actually get banned? or just kicked?
Spazztic said:
Had to dig deep for this one.
I bet there's an interesting story behind that.
 

War Penguin

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I got yelled at and kicked from a server for joining it because I got invited to it. Yeah. Didn't make sense to me, either.

That's why I quit online gaming. :p
 

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For a long time after starting out in a game, I think that every gamer goes through what I'd call their "scrub" stage. They think that, since they died, they have the right to call the effective tactics that took them out "newbie" or "cheap". This often indicates a depressed person is trying to play a game with a fragile ego. Everyone has moments like this, so I think that it's forgivable.

It's easy when you're new to come up with some code of play honour that says "this weapon is too cheap, so I won't use it", but this has a bad effect on both your chances of winning and of enjoying the game. More importantly, there is almost never a set of rules followed by the pros in a game that says which weapon they will or will not use. This is because of something we call the "meta game".

In Half Life 2 Deathmatch, the game the OP mentions, the RPG is often considered "cheap". But a pro will know how to counter the RPG, by nade cooking, bhopping up close and shotgunning, or using any number of other advanced strategies that almost always work. The RPG isn't "cheap" for these players because they've found its weakness (that is, its limited ammo, the long period between shots, and how suicidal it can be at close range to use). This is the meta game, when we find a layer of advanced moves that change the tiers and powers of each weapon, often coming to the conclusion that, surprisingly, while this RPG might work on noobs, the (in the scrub's view) more noble SMG or crossbow might do the trick against pros.

Scrubs are often newer players, because their attitude suggests that they haven't caught on to the meta game yet. They assume that the game is simple: you have the RPG, therefore you win. Game rules almost never are that simple, unless you're back in an ancient, stringent, turn-based board game like chess.

We all play better when we learn to say "nice shot", and "good game" to our opponents. We play better when we're confident and not taking the game too seriously, as this allows us to waste less energy on emotion, and more on aim and concentration. Unless they do something ridiculous that shouldn't be possible like shoot you in T spawn from B in de_dust2 in Counter Strike: Source. In that case, though, there's always saying "good game" and changing servers, or taking a break. If you get angry with cheaters and trolls, you just feed their ego. Stooping to their level is unhealthy for game communities.

To answer the OP's question directly, I've heard people call almost every single weapon in HL2DM "cheap" and ask me not to use it on various occasions over my three plus years of play. If it were up to the scrubs, we'd all be fighting with those very bad pistols, with no other weapons available. But then these people would cry "cheap" if you had the intelligence to blow up an explosive barrel they were obliviously standing next to. So you can't win in a scrub's code of honour. It's better to be pragmatic and play to win. And enjoy the screeching.
 

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In 3rd person FFA in Mw2, I was using a stealth class I made. The person didn't say anything but eventually he ragequit.
 

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Silva said:
um while that was a very thought out and enlightening read, I dont think you actually read all of my post.
I never asked any sort of question besides, do you have any funny story's like this where someone complains about something ridiculous.

Nice essay but it doesn't really fit with the thread.
 

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IanBrazen said:
Silva said:
um while that was a very thought out and enlightening read, I dont think you actually read all of my post.
I never asked any sort of question besides, do you have any funny story's like this where someone complains about something ridiculous.

Nice essay but it doesn't really fit with the thread.
Thanks. Actually I did read your post fully, I just wanted to contribute something a bit more openly.

Part of my post was on-topic (the last paragraph) and directly answered your question in the OP. I'm sure that would be enough to satisfy any mod.

I'm sure that anyone casually reading the thread, who doesn't want an "essay", will pass by it without reading it, anyway.
 

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MissPixxie said:
"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[
damn virgins, mi rite?
 

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A friend and i were on a C.S. 1.6 pokemon server and just screwing around. After about twenty rounds some little kids showed up, we wrecked them with out using the pokemon powers. Then deiced to stop using weapons, i had a level 30 Hitmonlee and and ran around kicking them halfway across the map. They started yelling no using powers, your not allowed, i know the clan who owns this server and ill have him ban you. In the end he and his friend cried did not win any games, and quit after he was not able to kick me.
 

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Left 4 Dead, versus mode. One idiot on the other team didn't do well at the very start of the game, decided that my entire team hacked. We continued fighting, lost one round. He decided that we must have gotten rid of our hacks. Then we went back to winning, and he started insulting everyone.

So I announced something very simple: "TEAMWORK IS CHEATING!"

Cue entire server listing the many things that are kinds of hacking/cheating: shotguns, Louis, Francis, Zoey, Bill, hunters, smokers, common infected, tanks, roads, buildings, being human, guns...
 

sirkai007

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My friend likes to use the headset on live while her brother plays Gears 2. She gets complaints that she shouldn't be that good and what not.
 

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Dr. wonderful said:
RDR:

I was riding in mexico, minding my own buissness when this prick killed my horse. I gotten up and tossed a knife at him. kiilling him in one shot.

He was screaming in the mic: "What the fuck, how could you kill me?"

"Because your Avatar is weak?"

"WHY DID YOU KILLED ME?"

"Dude, you killed my horse...I love my horse....Thou shall not touch the horse."

"I'm going to report-"

*Six shots from the pristol*

"What the fuck, where did you get that gun?"

"I fought off six bears for this gun...."

haha, best lines ever.
 

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I was playing in TF2 on CP_Egypt and one guy (Super n00b,he had 0 kills after about 2 rounds) was a spy,and i saw his outline because he ran out of cloak and was running around,so I hit him with my wrench,and he went CRAZY. Real quotes:
wTF U haxed!
You cat kil while im cloacked
-whatever my names was back then- is hacking x3
He went to an admin who joined,who didnt give,and ragequitted,eventually he came back and spammed some more and got kicked.
 

SL33TBL1ND

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"Thermal Noob"

Sigh, if a specific attachment is going to make it easier for me to see you I'm going to use it.
 

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I was called a noob in Company of Heroes because I managed to destroy my opponent's King Tiger. And for some reason, also when I absolutely refused to tank rush (for the record, I only ever build 2-3 tanks: most of my army is infantry and half-tracks)
 

Calbeck

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"You f***ing SPAWNCAMPER!"

Usually yelled by a guy who's sniping from INSIDE the spawn point.
 

Dr. Awesome Face

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"No fair! Meta Knight's waaaay too OP you cant defend against any of his attacks" (SSBB)
"You can't use Kimimaro, he gets faster when he misses and he's overpowered!" (The Broken Bond)
"Stop using the gravity hammer, your not meant to be using it all the time" (Halo 3)

I can't think of anymore right now, but I think it should be known that these all came from the same person.
 

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IanBrazen said:
Bit of an odd title.
but I was wondering what is the most ridiculous complaint you have heard in a multiplayer game.

For example.
I was playing the half-life 2 deathmatch awhile ago, and I was using the handle Brock Samson. Anyone who is familiar with the venture bros. cartoon show knows that Brock doesn't use guns, so for my own amusement I started wackin people with the crowbar, and believe it or not I was actually getting quite a few kills because of this.
Now in the middle of the match, some dude actually starts complaining that im using the crowbar too much, hes actually whining because Im kicking his ass with the weakest weapon in the game, and he thinks its unfair.
Let me say that again just so I know you got it.
I have a crowbar, a simple ordinary crowbar, and he has a SPAZ 12 gauge shotgun, and hes saying that im being unfair.
Everyone else in the match was making fun of him because of this, but I was still flabbergasted that he actually said it.

give me your story's I really want to hear them.
Brock F*ckin' Samson

But, if tripmines in HL:OF count, then those. Especially in Gasworks. There was a time when I pissed EVERYONE off with those! That, or the good ol' fashioned explosive crossbow. So many complaints, so many good times:)
 

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My personal favourite is when the guy you just killed calls you a noob.
Just because I killed you that makes me a noob? How the fuck does that work?
 

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Shock and Awe said:
Guy got mad because when I was the last one left on my team in Halo(everyone else quit) I camped in the building on Last Resort with a shotgun and played the waiting game. Five agaisnt one and I still won.
"It's a legitimate strategy!"

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I don't play online too often, I just wanted to get that Red vs Blue line out. Playing on PSN isn't as fun because the PS3 doesn't come with mics. Last time I did play where I wasnt' the only person with a mic though, one of the people I was playing against in War for Cybertron was trying to keep his infant from crying...and still racking up some kills. I guess he used the baby as an oddly effective strategy...