"No fair you have a crowbar"

[Frenger]

This never happens on BFBC2

Which is a great shame, as I find it funny as hell.

 

[Lawnmooer]

In TF2 I got banned from a server because "Aiming is cheating, your only supposed to spam"

I dont remember that in the rules and regs.
did you actually get banned? or just kicked?

I got perma-banned from the server. Quite annoying but I guess you don't need to have a brain to be an admin on a server.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

"you cheater, you noob, you sprayer!"(spray n pray)
Since you can't tell with that quote ill tell you what he was complaining about. I just shot him from across the whole map with a pistol while he ran straight towards me with a sword, grenades, and two shotguns.
How i know he has all these weapons, I fought him a total of 3 times before they kicked me for using two sets of pistols and not two shotguns.

 

[Abedeus]

I once got accused of being a hacker in Battlefield BC2.

I was using the rocket launcher to make sure no vehicle gets past me, so I was hidden in one of the buildings (I think it was Conquest on the "facilities in the desert" map). I was playing with my headset at that time, because the sound quality is better. Then, I suddenly hear someone shuffling his feet very fast... and I instinctively jumped to the right. Turned out someone tried to backstab me with a knife and I dodged at the last moment, when he was about to kill me. I panicked, aimed at the nearby wall and blasted him to death with an anti-infantry rocket launcher.

He literally didn't believe I heard his steps... Hell, I think I even heard the knife making the "ssthift!" sound when someone pulls it out.

 

[DSK-]

"You're a hacker. You aim down your sights before people come into your view." - something like that was said to me in MW2 after killing a bunch of dudes on Skidrow.

Yes, because i'm aiming down my sights as i go around corners, i must have some sort of wallhack or something.

I've had this as well. It's unfortunate however that the players who actually have wallhacks and cheats have free reign in MW2. There needs to be some sort of anti-cheat, although it will most likely never happen. It's getting more and more prevalent when I play.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"You used *blah, blah, blah*, you can't kill me with that, it's so weak!"

Uh, yes, I can use a different gun.

 

[Cabisco]

I've played the first gears of war. Anyone who has played that game will know exactly what I am on about.

Here is a list of what kind of n00b you can be in that game:

Sniper noob
Shotgun noob
pistol noob
boltok noob
hammerburst noob
chainsaw noob
melee noob
lancer noob
boomshot noob
torque bow noob
grenade noob
tag noob

I feel that i'm missing something, but i'm sure that i've listed all the weapons in the game, and somehow if I killed someone with one I was a frikken noob. Unlike them, when use a gun it's all skills. I don't understand people.

"Don't charge your sniper shots!" After proceeding to play by their rules in the name of sportsmanship, they'll turn around at least 20% of the time and do it to you.

Never quite known why gears got this more than any other game though, it was quite literally every single weapon on the game. Still, if it had not been for the lag gears of war would have been my all time favorite shooter series bar none.

 

[JEBWrench]

Dude dont get me started on how much RDR multiplayer pisses me off.
"Its a huge open world!" where every ************ tries to kill you no matter what your doing.
I would just be walking down the road in armadillo trying my best tombstone impression when some dude shoots me in the head for no good reason. it pisses me off.
I really wish that Rockstar would do something about the free roam.

I kinda thought that was the entire point of RDR's multiplayer? A free roaming western environment. Where everyone in a longcoat is a potential asshat?

 

[Thyunda]

The oddest one I got was in a game of Team Deathmatch on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I was using the Barrett .50, my all-time favourite gun. I don't do any of that quickscoping. I will sit for a while in one place where I have a good view of the map. I pick off enemies until one returns fire. I kill them, then I move. If they return fire, they know exactly where I am.
But, anyway, after getting a good k/d ratio of 32:3, some guy lost his temper.

"I BET YOU'RE FUCKING CHINESE!" he roared down the microphone.
I have a Scottish accent.

 

[ThePostalGamer]

Earlier today, I saw a montage of someone doing a bunch of Ninja Defusing in HC S&D in MW2 on YouTube. In one instance, I heard one player (who sounded like a pre-teen, as usual) say "He's hacking, dude, he's hacking." I had no choice but to facepalm.

As for me, I wish I had some stories to share, but I don't think prolonged exposure to matchmaking is worth the loss of brain cells.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

i killed the chopper pilot and the gunner in one hit wth a sniper tifle in bad company 2.
i was unforntunate enough to be in a 8shudder* public teamspeak server.

ME: wow you got..eveisterated

him and his fwend: OMG FUCKING HAXXOR NOOB I WILL REPORT U!!!!!!!

me: wait just beacause i killed you?

him and his boyfwend; no response

me: wait why is my acount banned? goddman noobs.


well i got my account reactivated thanks to mr. firestorm of PBBans.
by the way that kids name is


*cue creppy music*


*head explodes*

 

[DazBurger]

Lemmie see...

The time I played Gears of War I got rage from running around and tagging people with the grenades...

In MW2 me and mah buddies often get rage for...

-Camping
-Using claymores (I might be a claywhore, but as I say:"ClayMORE not less.")
-Shotguns (Mind you we only play hardcore. Shotguns suck ass on hardcore)
-Snipers in general
-The Intervention
-The M21
-Grenade launchers
-Cold blooded
-Flashbangs
-Semtex
-Ninja
-One man army
-Danger close
[edit: -Thermal Scope and lying down at the first sign of enemy movement]
If someone dislikes so many elements of a game, why not just play another one?

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

Can i have your gamertag, i prefer to play with girls (better than 12 year olds screaming down the mic at me) lol

OT:im not the best at COD so after a couple of crappy games i actually have a good round (im the most surprised) but i get accused of hacking

 

[tombman888]

well, in TF2 i was playing spy in 2fort. i ran in the enemy's sewers and up into their base trying to kill a sentry that was blocking the main entrance. he had a level 3 sentry, dispenser, and teleporter (i dont know why he needed it, he was about 10 steps away from the spawn) I ran up to him, sapped his sentry, knifed him, then sapped his dispenser and teleport, cloaked and ran away. "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CANT DO THAT YOU BLOODY CHEATER" i just laughed and kept playing.

*later on in the same match* I did exactly the same thing to all three of his buildings. "TOMBMAN YOU CANT DO THAT, FUCKING HACKER IM GOING TO KICK YOU" he started a vote kick, it failed. then someone started a vote kick against him, and he was gone in a few seconds. i lol'd pretty hard.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

"stop headshotting me you noob, headshots are for losers."

a 10 year old kid in TF2


another one: "if you kill me one more time im gonna call my big brothers on you and they are going to beat you up in real life noob."

Ahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, hahahahahaha!
HAHA!

Seriously, the calling his big brothers part made me laugh the most because you ALWAYS here that from them cause they can't beat you up themselves.

 

[Cabisco]

I've played the first gears of war. Anyone who has played that game will know exactly what I am on about.

Here is a list of what kind of n00b you can be in that game:

Sniper noob
Shotgun noob
pistol noob
boltok noob
hammerburst noob
chainsaw noob
melee noob
lancer noob
boomshot noob
torque bow noob
grenade noob
tag noob

I feel that i'm missing something, but i'm sure that i've listed all the weapons in the game, and somehow if I killed someone with one I was a frikken noob. Unlike them, when use a gun it's all skills. I don't understand people.

"Don't charge your sniper shots!" After proceeding to play by their rules in the name of sportsmanship, they'll turn around at least 20% of the time and do it to you.

Never quite known why gears got this more than any other game though, it was quite literally every single weapon on the game. Still, if it had not been for the lag gears of war would have been my all time favorite shooter series bar none.

I completely agree. I came to the game later on in its life, so there were few servers for my area which weren't red (apparently I can't comprehend ping). Which is why I looked forward to playing GoW2.... before actually playing it.

I heard that Gears 3 might have dedicated servers, if thats true it really has the potential to become just my favorite shooter. Damn you gears and your game breaking lag, you where so close to being epic.