"No fair you have a crowbar"

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Magnesium360

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Souplex said:
Demon ID said:
I've played the first gears of war. Anyone who has played that game will know exactly what I am on about.

Here is a list of what kind of n00b you can be in that game:

Sniper noob
Shotgun noob
pistol noob
boltok noob
hammerburst noob
chainsaw noob
melee noob
lancer noob
boomshot noob
torque bow noob
grenade noob
tag noob

I feel that i'm missing something, but i'm sure that i've listed all the weapons in the game, and somehow if I killed someone with one I was a frikken noob. Unlike them, when use a gun it's all skills. I don't understand people.
Space laser. Gorgon pistol. The shield isn't a weapon, but I'm sure people call people names for using it. Also those minigun turrets.
Space laser = Hammer of dawn I think.
 

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Emilox The Great said:
"stop headshotting me you noob, headshots are for losers."

a 10 year old kid in TF2


another one: "if you kill me one more time im gonna call my big brothers on you and they are going to beat you up in real life noob."
I would have loved to be on the receiving end of that one, I would have just gone spy and gone solely for him, and then laugh. MWA HA HA
 

IanBrazen

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tombman888 said:
well, in TF2 i was playing spy in 2fort. i ran in the enemy's sewers and up into their base trying to kill a sentry that was blocking the main entrance. he had a level 3 sentry, dispenser, and teleporter (i dont know why he needed it, he was about 10 steps away from the spawn) I ran up to him, sapped his sentry, knifed him, then sapped his dispenser and teleport, cloaked and ran away. "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CANT DO THAT YOU BLOODY CHEATER" i just laughed and kept playing.

*later on in the same match* I did exactly the same thing to all three of his buildings. "TOMBMAN YOU CANT DO THAT, FUCKING HACKER IM GOING TO KICK YOU" he started a vote kick, it failed. then someone started a vote kick against him, and he was gone in a few seconds. i lol'd pretty hard.
If you were that kids brother I imagine his response would be.
"MOOOOOOOMMM tombman's not letting me wiiiin!"

Keep em comeing people. Im laughing my ass off at some of these storys.
 

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Super Street Fighter 4 on ranked match, I'm Dan and he's Rufus. I use my saikyo on him and beat him with my own style of Dan. (basically using the DOHDOHDOH kick and the DOHDOH kick to keep him guessing which one is coming). He would always wait for the third one when I only did 2 and that's when I grabbed him, or he thought it was just 2 and got hit by the third.

After I beat him he sends me a message saying to stop being such a spamming scrub and get good at the game.

Let me remind you that he was using Rufus. One of the best characters in the game. And I was Dan Hibiki.
 

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Dr. wonderful said:
RDR:

I was riding in mexico, minding my own buissness when this prick killed my horse. I gotten up and tossed a knife at him. kiilling him in one shot.

He was screaming in the mic: "What the fuck, how could you kill me?"

"Because your Avatar is weak?"

"WHY DID YOU KILLED ME?"

"Dude, you killed my horse...I love my horse....Thou shall not touch the horse."

"I'm going to report-"

*Six shots from the pristol*

"What the fuck, where did you get that gun?"

"I fought off six bears for this gun...."
Dearest sir,

You have made my day with you amusing story! XD
 

Irony's Acolyte

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YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH N00BS! YOU KEEP USING TEXT AND WORDS TO EXPLAIN YOU'RE OPINIONS! FUCKING WORDWHORES! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M FUCKING QUITING THIS FORUM!

In all seriousness some of these examples made me laugh. Some people just can't take the fact that they got beat and so they have to make up some excuse as to why Their divinly appointed skill at their chosen game was overcome by a dirty low-life peasant who dared to enter Their most Holiest of games.
Either that or some of these people were just joking. There can't be that man stupid people out there. Right? right?
 

MiserableOldGit

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Getting called a noob (theres that word again) for having the temerity to use a rocket launcher against a vehicle while on foot. Turns out that the 'pro' thing to do is fire ineffectivly with your assault rifle before being ran over/gunned down by a 50 cal. I know better now.
 

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Killing anyone in MW2. You could kill them in the fairest way possible and they would whine. I got the game winning kill by knifing some camper and he was complaining how cheap I was. How is it cheap to stab someone who's not moving!?
 

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Irony said:
YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH N00BS! YOU KEEP USING TEXT AND WORDS TO EXPLAIN YOU'RE OPINIONS! FUCKING WORDWHORES! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M FUCKING QUITING THIS FORUM!

In all seriousness some of these examples made me laugh. Some people just can't take the fact that they got beat and so they have to make up some excuse as to why Their divinly appointed skill at their chosen game was overcome by a dirty low-life peasant who dared to enter Their most Holiest of games.
Either that or some of these people were just joking. There can't be that man stupid people out there. Right? right?
I wish that were true, but as long as there are those of us who choose to use the crowbar...that deadliest of all weapons, there will never be a time when we aren't persecuted.
take heart my friend...take heart...

n00b
 

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CoD: WaW, using the M1A1 Carbine with an apeture sight and stopping power, which I find is a perfect all-round set up provided you're happy mashing the fire button every now and again.

"OMG!!! HACKER!!! YOU CAN'T KILL ME WITH A RIFLE TARD!!!"

Belive it or not, it's one of the best guns in the game, so that should happen. MP40s make things too easy. Nowadays I turn VOIP volume to mute.
 

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I think the stupider things come out of my mouth... when i'm not quite sober.

I'm drunk as fuck so you guys better kick my ass.

Hahah i show up half way through a match i'm 8 shots of tequila in and i'm first, yall are such fucking noobs.

...hey i see you, yeah i'm in here, don't come around the corner or i'm gonna... i told you(I forgot the other team couldn't hear me)
 

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Douk said:
Super Street Fighter 4 on ranked match, I'm Dan and he's Rufus. I use my saikyo on him and beat him with my own style of Dan. (basically using the DOHDOHDOH kick and the DOHDOH kick to keep him guessing which one is coming). He would always wait for the third one when I only did 2 and that's when I grabbed him, or he thought it was just 2 and got hit by the third.

After I beat him he sends me a message saying to stop being such a spamming scrub and get good at the game.

Let me remind you that he was using Rufus. One of the best characters in the game. And I was Dan Hibiki.
Well its pretty obvious that Dan Hibiki is secretly god tier =o

The only main thing i hate is the whole headshot/not-headshot thing. I still killed you first, maybe if you spent less time trying to get a picture perfect headshot, and more time actually hitting the person, you wouldnt be dead.
 

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People whine about SPAS-12 and Intervention Sniper systems all the time on MW2 when me and a buddy of mine play together. We both snipe a lot (he's a LOT better at it than me though) and I'm a total shotgun jockey.
 

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dmase said:
I think the stupider things come out of my mouth... when i'm not quite sober.

I'm drunk as fuck so you guys better kick my ass.

Hahah i show up half way through a match i'm 8 shots of tequila in and i'm first, yall are such fucking noobs.

...hey i see you, yeah i'm in here, don't come around the corner or i'm gonna... i told you(I forgot the other team couldn't hear me)
Ha I love playing drunk, then when people say stupid shit I just laugh it off, because I cant really help but laugh.
 

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UAV jam quite often gets me roared at on cod4. Best time would have to be when I went top of the leader board on overgrown using UAV jam and a silent USP, against a team that was mainly sniping. Apparently sneaking up on people is unfair, and I should learn to play. Running in front of a one-hit kill weapon is obviously the pro thing to do.

Most of them were fairly civil, but a couple of them were completely raging at me, calling me all sorts of names, and one of them challenged me to a 1v1, no UAV jam allowed.

When it came to straight up dawg time, he ended up quitting just before I won, leaving only an abusive message.
 

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Funny Halo 3 online I got in a mongoose and killed a guy with :sniper,spartan laser,rocket launcher.

apperantly being blown to shit by their buddies wasnt good enouph so I suddenly went from n00b for using a mongoose to a haxr for killing them with it.

we all have a story like this I think
 

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Crazzee said:
:eek:
Was there any reason for that to transpire?
IanBrazen said:
Spazztic said:
Had to dig deep for this one.
I bet there's an interesting story behind that.
Yes, and yes.

I called him Periodboy on the CoH forums because he would come in one day and rage, then for like 2 or 3 weeks he'd be all calm and mellow.

Because of the fact that I trolled the shit out of him a lot for his monthly state, he held a personal vendetta against me for a while. I finally called him out on it, giving him the moniker above. Laughs ensued, followed by that message. He was promptly banned. For me trolling him.

"Baby, if you take this Midol, you won't ***** quite so much."
 

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Spazztic said:
Crazzee said:
:eek:
Was there any reason for that to transpire?
IanBrazen said:
Spazztic said:
Had to dig deep for this one.
I bet there's an interesting story behind that.
Yes, and yes.

I called him Periodboy on the CoH forums because he would come in one day and rage, then for like 2 or 3 weeks he'd be all calm and mellow.

Because of the fact that I trolled the shit out of him a lot for his monthly state, he held a personal vendetta against me for a while. I finally called him out on it, giving him the moniker above. Laughs ensued, followed by that message. He was promptly banned. For me trolling him.

"Baby, if you take this Midol, you won't ***** quite so much."
Ha!
It was probably irritable male syndrome. its kinda like a guys version of PMS.
 

Girl With One Eye

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So I played a game on MW2 and racked up the most kills. When we were back in the lobby a guy from the team that lost said something like, "Thats not fair! Your boyfriend must be playing for you! Everybody knows girls can't play games!".

*facepalm*