No. Fuckin. Way

[Dottie]

No,you're not Jesus,cause I'M JESUS!! >:O
OT: Practically the same thing happened to me WITH SKITTLES! I poured the small bag into my hand and like 6 red skittles just came outta the bag just like that! I didn't think I would get to tell that story without boring the crap outta someone. My day is made,haha.

 

[War Penguin]

(Don't fret, the fourth one I opened was different colors)

Aww... And here I thought you WERE Jesus. Dang. But I guess since I'm jewish I should be a bit more thankful.
And you're a fool for not liking the red ones. (they all taste the same, people)

OT: The only thing that was weird this week was all my starbursts disappearing. I didn't eat them, my mom is diabetic, and my dad stays away from sugar as much as possible.
Hey, wait a minute.

 

[SaintWaldo]

Let's make this productive and show the actual odds this may happen, if only to dissuade this fellow that he might be the second coming.

Red, pink, orange and yellow in regular Starburst means 4 colors. This means the base odds of matching 2 colors from any of the four in a mini-pack are 1 in 4, or 25%, or 0.25.

Now, the chance that this would happen twice (again, with any two colors matching, not specific ones, like only 2 reds), is 0.25 x 0.25, which is 0.0625, or 6.3% percent rounded to nearest 0.1%.

Do that again, 0.0625 x 0.25, and you've got the chance this would happen 3 times in a row: 0.015625, or 1.6% rounded to the nearest 0.1%.

What that all means is that the odds of that happening are a little over 1 in 100. That's just not very amazing or special, I'm afraid to say.

Thanks for reading and remember, math is fun, it's homework that kills!

 

[Manhattan2112]

This week has only been two days long. I'm gonna use last week. My friends and I went Christmas Caroling for Halloween, and someone liked our singing voices so much, they invited us in for a beer... and we're all 15. Needless to say, we didn't accept, and went on our way.

 

[cheese_wizington]

If you were Jesus, you would have found a snickers inside.

 

[AvsJoe]

Freakiest thing that happened to me lately, eh? Well, I don't think I can answer that. I tend to predict outcomes of actions incredibly well and then forget about the whole occurrence, like slowing down near a corner because I know that I'll walk into someone if I don't and sure enough...

I get the feeling that I have a faint sixth sense about this sort of thing. I'm right most of the time (60-70%) and if I get a strong feeling I'm almost always right. But I doubt I'm the only person with this "ability". I very much doubt I'm unique in that sense.

 

[The Austin]

I heard my phone ringing in the living room while I was in my bedroom... But the ringer was off.

BUM BUM BUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

HOLY SHIT REA-wait a second...I don't care anymore

It was just a weird turn of events, nothing more

 

[ethaninja]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... slow down. You don't like the red ones?! :O

I reckon aye! I LOOVE the red11ones!!1

 

[The_Healer]

Anyway. The first was 2 reds. I don't like reds so i shrugged it off

You don't like REDS!?
Clearly this in itself indicates that you are unholy.

 

[bcponpcp27]

JESUS! PRAISE MY JUICY LORD OF CHEWY CANDY!

Nice job on two pinks. That is the best flavor....pink. Yes colors are flavors. Pink....NOW WITH EVEN MORE PINK!!!

 

[bigolbear]

Claiming your jesus eh.. careful - theres a bunch of trolls round here that will crucify you for statements like that ;-)

yeh you cant be jesus cos if you were you would have got a pack of wine gums and some fish and chips. (and then shared them with every one)

I never could say whether jesus was anything special as a religious power son of god kinda thing but any one who hands out free booze and munchies is alright in my book.

If you can work your way through an entire pack of revels leaving only the coffe ones uneaten, then give them to some one who likes em to verify, then ill be impressed.

 

[captainwillies]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

you do know who Allah actually is right?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No, Cthulhu looked upon you and said, "Puny human, I shall freak your mind out."

 

[Projo]

Doubles three times in a row, go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200

You don't like REDS!?
Clearly this in itself indicates that you are unholy.

Or maybe he's just not a filthy Communist spy!

 

[crape]

i was walkin home from school talkin with me mates, and a squirrel crosses our path

me- "aww a squirrel! wish i had a rifle!"

the squirrel jumps on the near by fence.. JUST as he goes to jump off i look away look back BAM FOTHA MUCKAS! two FARKEN squirrels!!! I Was shittin bricks and yelled "CAPTAIN KIRK'S NIPPLES!"

 

[Ayrav]

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_13629380?IADID=Search-www.sltrib.com-www.sltrib.com

Your coincidence is insignificant.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

nah you're buddha

Nah, he's Lao Tsu.

"But what about wabi sabi?"

"Lao Tsu lived in a hut and ate straw!"

JESUS! PRAISE MY JUICY LORD OF CHEWY CANDY!

Nice job on two pinks. That is the best flavor....pink. Yes colors are flavors. Pink....NOW WITH EVEN MORE PINK!!!

That's what he said.

 

[VicunaBlue]

These two radio stations were playing the same song in PERFECT SYNCHRONIZATION! WHAT WAS GOING ON? ARE THEY CONSPIRING AGAINST THE LISTENER? It was "Party in the USA" so yea, they are trying to kill us all.