It was even mentioned in the episode, so at least everyone in the comments section should knowWaaghpowa said:Personally, I think you're all correct. Holidays in general are heavily commercialized and I don't believe that there's one that's any worse than the other. My family is traditional Chinese Buddhist, so we don't care about all that materialistic crap.
Also, Christmas isn't actually the day Christ was born, but I assume everyone knows this by now.
Judging by the look on that elf's face (which gives me a very serial-killer vibe), your dog's a goddamn hero. But the fact your mom Frankensteined it back together is a movie monster origin story.Fappy said:Funny/Horrifying thing about elf on the shelf...
For those that don't know, the basic idea is that the stupid little elf dolls watch you in their doll forms (BAD CHILDREN!) and come to life at night when you are asleep. The parents are supposed to convince their children of this by moving the elves to different locations at night. Apparently, if you touch the elves during the day they don't come to life that night or some shit.
ANYWAY, for some reason, my parents have convinced my 7-year-old brother of this fantasy and it led to tragedy. You see, one of our dogs got to the elf and... tore him to pieces. My brother thought the elf was alive, so naturally, he flipped out on the dog and cried all day. My mom managed to Frankenstein him back together, however, and everything's all good now. My brother still thinks our dog is a legit murderer though :/
Despite how fun it can be to pose the elf in sexual positions on furniture, I have to ask myself if the lie is worth it XD
AH, the Krampus. One of the few beings in existence to go toe-to-toe with Brock Samson and live, and the only holiday character who either belongs in Hell or on a Dio album cover. I forget if he comes to naughty childrens' houses and tortures them into behaving or straight up kills them, and that makes me wonder what that says about whoever made him up.Remus said:Krampus is the best Christmas tradition ever! The parades, oh the parades
It's like they dipped Halloween in my Christmas! What's not to love?
Maybe you guys should just adopt the Canadian Thanksgiving, which we have on the 2nd Monday of October. Considering that Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner tends to be the same thing it doesn't make much since to have the two one month apart, so Canada's timing works much better and gets you away from Black Friday!TheDrunkNinja said:Gotta go with Black Friday, guys. It's so much the symbol of commercialism that it pretty much makes people forget an entire holiday. Commercializing Jesus is pretty bad, but at the end of the day, he's still an important part of Christmas to a lot of people. Commercializing CHHAanukkah is even worse since it almost blots out the entire purpose of the Jewish holiday, but again, at the end of the day, you can still have CHGHHAAanukkah and be happy with it.
Black Friday? Black Friday pretty much makes Thanksgiving disappear. They reduce Thanksgiving to being not about giving thanks or eating together with friends to basically the start of the Christmas season. Christmas has almost completely enveloped Thanksgiving. It's just a starting point for another holiday, and that starting point always has the best sales for stupidly expensive shit you don't need.