No, that's bullshit.

[swolf]

Yet, neither of you are the most interesting man in the world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE

How dare you! My bullshit story is real!

This alcoholic man in the video you posted would not stand a chance against me. He drinks so much beer, his beard has turned into a beerd.

I'm pretty sure that Even Hurr Durr Derp could defeat this man on a knife-fight, while swimming in a pool with white 20 sharks and a menstruating Rossie O'Donnell.

Also, I fixed that video for you:

Haha!! Thanx for fixing the video. You should also add being incredibly creative. I would recommend that you try your hand at writing but of course that would destroy all the other's dreams of writing "The Greatest Novel Ever". To anybody else reading this and wondering "why didn't he say great american novel?" Well, that's because Lupus in Fabula lives in Greece...though I'm sure his writings would be adopted and also referred to as the "Great American Novel" as well.

 

[D34DW1NG]

Someone who said to have 8 months obstipation. At first I was like 'Ok then. Ok.'
But when I asked my mom, she was like 'No, that's bullshit.'

 

[Ghostkai]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.196803-What-would-you-buy-to-make-the-cashier-wonder-what-the-hell-youre-into

Seriously, go through the thread. Lots of people with their "This one time, I totally "

I would estimate a good 90%+ are completely made up.

For what purpose? No idea, some people like to portray themselves as a badass I guess. (On the internet lol)

 

[Keepitclean]

Self diagnosis of insomnia is like every cool-guys thing, I've heard this from every dude that wants to show how hardcore he is.

Yeah, 'cause taking hours/being unable to fall asleep is so cool

Unfortunatly these people have never met aand probably never will meet a real insomniac. On of my friends is an insomniac, he reckons it sucks so bad.

One quote I can't get out of my head from a guy that pisses me off. Seriously, he is the biggest pain I have met in a long time.
"Since I went metro I have been getting more sex than any guy in the school!"
This is from the most obvious virgin ever. Whenever he says something along those lines I just walk away and laugh. I know he's lying, he knows he is lying. Let's just leave it at that.

 

[JEBWrench]

I would estimate a good 90%+ are completely made up.

Why so conservative an estimate?

 

[Keepitclean]

I would estimate a good 90%+ are completely made up.

Why so conservative an estimate?

Because 88% of all statistics are made up.

I'm calling zombie bullshit on that one.

Oh, and I always hate the self diagnosis thing. Damn teenagers

You don't have to be a teenager to be a hypochondriac.

 

[GLo Jones]

I must say, I've seen about 60% of people on Facebook seem to have 'insomnia'.

It makes me so mad! *shakes fist*

 

[Ghostkai]

I would estimate a good 90%+ are completely made up.

Why so conservative an estimate?

Honestly, I think they're all made up (the fantastical ones anyway), but I put that 90% in case some people take exception (some of the liars).

 

[Keepitclean]

I'm calling zombie bullshit on that one.

Oh, and I always hate the self diagnosis thing. Damn teenagers

You don't have to be a teenager to be a hypochondriac.

Well obviously but the hypochondriacs at an adult stage usually have some off mentality or fear that causes them to be like that. But most teenagers I know who are like that just seem to do it because it's "cool". Not that they'd ever admit it.

Maybe self diagnosing makes you feeel like you know something about medicine, therefor smarter than everyone else.
I guess it's quite different where you live. Around here whenver anyone complains about anything like sickness or injury everyone will just say "buy bag cement", meaning harden the fuck up.

 

[Zhukov]

Every time I see a guy on the internet describe a fight he was in.

You know who you are.

Also...

For me, it has to be the number of people in a "How long have you gone without sleep?" topic who claim times upwards of 3-5 days. We all know it's not true, and yet we don't bother to say anything.

I call bullshit on your calling of bullshit. Three days without sleep, while distinctly unpleasant, is possible. Dunno about five days though.

 

[Malkavian]

But yeah, I'm going into Psychology at uni, so the angst ridden teens who self-diagnose from Professor Wik I. Pedia shit me right off.

Sorry, you're not a bipolar narcissist with sociopathic tendencies. That's fucking bullshit.

This is also my biggest beef. I usually do call Bullshit whenever I read someone proclaim their depression, without real proof, or even seeming to comprehend just how shitty it relly can be.

It just feels like a giant slap in the face, when you really are depressed, and then see every second jackass claim they themselves suffer, just because they want to seem interesting.

 

[Danny Ocean]

How about whenever people are asked for their penis size?

Also, people will try to brag about anything so they will exaggerate to make themselves seem like the best, even if it's something as silly as going without sleep.

snip

Well you can dismantle a gun, but if you want to get it back together then the pieces would be big enough to be obvious as to what it is. A security person would definitely notice, especially cross-country airport security.

I dunno. It's more lax in Eastern Europe and there's little control within the EU. Perhaps if he landed in one of the poorer countries, payed someone off, then drove or took the train the rest of the way he would've been fine. Or he could've put the bits in the upholstery or tires or something.

Opinions are made to evolve.

Someone study Cicero?

 

[teisjm]

Personally i suffer from a rare mix of alzheimers and bolemia (spell check may be needed) it's liek nulemics, who will eat and eat and eat, but unlike them, i forget to puke afterwards.
Most people don't belive me and just says i eat (quantity-wise) liek a pig.

As for the insomnia thing, i think lots of people exaggerate, i wouldn't be supprised if every otehr perosn had some small sleeping trouble.
For insatnce i really prefer to go to sleep late and sleep late, but due to school it always result in me lying awake for some time, and then not getting up untill the last moment.
It's not imsomnia, it's not a medical disorder, i'm just too eager to keep doing whatever i'm doing (usually gameing) to go to sleep, and too much of a lazy fuck to get up in time to eat breakfest.
Add a slight bit if over-done exaggeration and you have insomnia.

Oh yeah, i make wales feel inferrior when we have dick-meassuring competitions, and i occationally swim across teh atlantic (i haev a dude sailing next to me to supply me with red bull to keep me awake but still)

 

[erto101]

Once a good friend if mine came up to me and said "You know you can die from HC techno" i asked her who told her that shit and it turned out some junkie type had said to her that the hearth would follow the beat of the rythm and then stop when the music stopped One of my big "omg BS" moments

 

[Marter]

When people say they have self control when it comes to an addiction.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I think every conversation i EVER walked into had someone saying 'Thats bullshit', and they would than walk away and ignore me. I was the social reject of course which influenced my current paranoia, bipolar, and so on so forth lol. Ok thats bullshit, just Paranoia, but as said in 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'. Everyone in the universe is paranoid

 

[swolf]

Haha!! Thanx for fixing the video. You should also add being incredibly creative. I would recommend that you try your hand at writing but of course that would destroy all the other's dreams of writing "The Greatest Novel Ever". To anybody else reading this and wondering "why didn't he say great american novel?" Well, that's because Lupus in Fabula lives in Greece...though I'm sure his writings would be adopted and also referred to as the "Great American Novel" as well.

Thank you for your kind words Sir...HEY! Wait a minute! What sort of trickery is this? Could this post be YOUR way of out-bullshitting MY bullshit? Why...you little deviant! I find your sarcasm infuriating and ticklish, to say the least...and yes I'm from Greece. A beautiful land of myth, lore, and economic distraught...

Anyway, here is a small token of appreciation:

Spoiler

Greek Baklava!

That reminds me, having worked at a restaurant (not the Stone Hearth at this time) that served what they claimed to be that...I want to apologize. I'm sure the real thing is much better...which reminds me...while working at the Stone Hearth as a sous chef (check it out online at www.stonehearthetown.com) I have cooked the meal for the Secretary of the Mint among other high level officials, local politicians, and rich folk. Not BS, but I'm sure no one will believe me. So, in apology for that other restaurant damaging the good name of your country with it's piss poor attempt at your food and as a peace offering between or two countries I present you this http://www.clubfemina.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chicken-cordon-bleu.jpg Also, this funny video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFFt4tPpHZs&feature=player_embedded and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=PlayList&p=9597876E8DF8EBA1&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1 Sorry, I couldn't resist, that was funny...and Americans wonder why everybodyelse in the world hates us...it's idiots with a sense of humor like me! I should stop before I start some international war or something.