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skitzo van

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
skitzo van said:
What about that farmer that drowned in two tons of shit while trying to save his tractor? I bet he's the only guy that went that way...
Or how about that famer that got both of his arms ripped off in an accident with some farming equipment and his dog actually didn't eat his arms but stayed put and guarded his masters arms from other animals so that they could eventually be sewn back on the dismembered farmer in question.

It's funny how FARMERS are always the ones being the ONLY ones doing certain things don't you think?
Now THAT is cool!
 

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skitzo van said:
What about that farmer that drowned in two tons of shit while trying to save his tractor? I bet he's the only guy that went that way...
That made me almost choke from laughter
 

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Judgement101 said:
skitzo van said:
What about that farmer that drowned in two tons of shit while trying to save his tractor? I bet he's the only guy that went that way...
That made me almost choke from laughter
I had that exact same reaction when I heard the story
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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SomethingAmazing said:
Am I the only person on the escapist with my exact genetic code?
... Now I could make an extremely snarky comment right now, but I won't because it's somewhat mean, and I don't feel particualrly mean-spirited today.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
SomethingAmazing said:
Am I the only person on the escapist with my exact genetic code?
... Now I could make an extremely snarky comment right now, but I won't because it's somewhat mean, and I don't feel particualrly mean-spirited today.
And yet you mind raped/time raped me anyway?
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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Judgement101 said:
And yet you mind raped/time raped me anyway?
Hello? Timerapist? Obviously I knew from the very beginning that you'd enjoy it. Making it into an act of kindness rather than out of spite. :p
 

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skitzo van said:
Now THAT is cool!
It is, isn't it? I saw it on this show called Urban Legends once, where they feature three instances of urban legends where two of them are fake and one of them is actually a true story, and the one with the farmer getting his armes ripped of and the dog safeguarding them was actually true.

Dogs really are mans best friend. We practically don't deserve their selfless dedication to us.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
skitzo van said:
Now THAT is cool!
It is, isn't it? I saw it on this show called Urban Legends once, where they feature three instances of urban legends where two of them are fake and one of them is actually a true story, and the one with the farmer getting his armes ripped of and the dog safeguarding them was actually true.

Dogs really are mans best friend. We practically don't deserve their selfless dedication to us.
We should give them a country!
 

skitzo van

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
skitzo van said:
Now THAT is cool!
It is, isn't it? I saw it on this show called Urban Legends once, where they feature three instances of urban legends where two of them are fake and one of them is actually a true story, and the one with the farmer getting his armes ripped of and the dog safeguarding them was actually true.

Dogs really are mans best friend. We practically don't deserve their selfless dedication to us.
Why is it that other animals don't do such things, like hippoes?
Damn, now I want to see a crime-fighting hippo
 

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skitzo van said:
Housebroken Lunatic said:
skitzo van said:
Now THAT is cool!
It is, isn't it? I saw it on this show called Urban Legends once, where they feature three instances of urban legends where two of them are fake and one of them is actually a true story, and the one with the farmer getting his armes ripped of and the dog safeguarding them was actually true.

Dogs really are mans best friend. We practically don't deserve their selfless dedication to us.
Why is it that other animals don't do such things, like hippoes?
Damn, now I want to see a crime-fighting hippo
Hmmmmmm, I might Google Image search that soon...
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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skitzo van said:
Why is it that other animals don't do such things, like hippoes?
Damn, now I want to see a crime-fighting hippo
A crime-fighting hippo? Not very likely, mate. Hippoes are one of natures many sociopaths. I once saw some nature footage of hipoes doing their thing near this big animal crossing where zebras and gazelle were trying to cross a river in a gigantic horde. Apparently some of the hippoes felt that these poor animals were cramping their style so they swam up and killed some hapless zebra who was just trying to cross the frigging river.

Do note that hippoes don't eat zebras, and a zebra in the water hardly presents any sort of threat to a hippo. Thus, the only reasonably conclusion is that hippoes are always douchebags by default.

Perhaps a crime-fighting hippo could be a lot like Dexter from the television series with the same name? (why does that instill a comedic image in my head? XD)
 

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Oh, good, that's just wonderful. Nice to know that my killing spree of sodomizing my victims to death with a pickle attached to the front end of an Amtrak can no longer honestly be called original.

Way to rain on my parade, dick.