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Arkhangelsk

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It's in my head, so I go forward and kill it with my mind. Then I repress the insanity until I snap and become a Batman villain!
 

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Jark212 said:
E-mantheseeker said:
Hypothetically:
large sharp teeth, long claws etc... you can imagine whatever you want
So a super-sexy humanoid monster-girl with fangs and claws you say???

I'd ask her out...
That'd be some weird make-believe sex...
 
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Set up a camera to watch it, study its behavior meticulously for about a week (including remaining there watching it for more than a day), before attempting to make contact with the specimen while witnesses look on. If at all possible, I would attempt to get a sample of hair/skin flakes.
 

Golden Gryphon

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Watch it, make sure there aren't any reports of people disappearing from the area and then go to the park and see if it's still there when I go right up to it.

If it is I'd wing it from there and if it isn't I'd stop worrying about it.
 

Wilfy

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I'd probably freak out when I found out no one else could see it and then find out if it is real by throwing stuff at it.
If it is real, then I guess I would run. Very fast.
 

Jark212

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crazyhaircut94 said:
Jark212 said:
E-mantheseeker said:
Hypothetically:
large sharp teeth, long claws etc... you can imagine whatever you want
So a super-sexy humanoid monster-girl with fangs and claws you say???

I'd ask her out...
That'd be some weird make-believe sex...
No, I'd take her back to my place where we'd enjoy a light dinner followed by some hot and heavy cuddling... I know how to put on the moves.
 

HentMas

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has the monster ever noticed you are watching him?? if not i would get a gun, sniper rifle or anything with good enough stability to get a shot into the thing, then in about midnight when he is just standing there, i would aim for a leg and shoot, if he is hurt and acts violently i then would continue to fire untill he was death, if he is hurt but just wimpers or something, i would go down and ask him "are you ok?, what happened? i heard a gun shot!"

if he feels nothing i would go to the psichiatrist... given that my previous 2 reactions could also very well be part of my schitzofrenia i would go to the psichiatrist any whay after clearing things up with the monster.
 

SnowCold

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If Iwas awesome, I would try to tame the monter and take over the world. But IRL, I would go to the police or and tell them about it but that I might be imagining it and if so I'm probbly insane.
 

ArchBlade

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Watch the monster for a day and hope finding it's origin will initiate a lame buddy comedy sequence of some kind that will later be made into a book and/or show.

Or just rave for a bit 'til I get arrested. That's good too.
 

Omikron009

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Large sharp teeth? Long claws? Perhaps...deadly claws? Oh no! A deathclaw! Well, first I'd shoot it with my dart gun to cripple its legs, then it would be a simple matter of VATSing it in the head a few times with the alien blaster. AND DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!
 

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StormRain said:
I'd sit and watch it for a day. A WHOLE day. Figure out what it does/where it goes before doing anything else.


Well, I'd freak out a bit too.
Aside from the freak out bit this^.
 

Asciotes

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well I'd probably set up some monitoring device. If it just up and leaves, wait for it the next day and follow it, but bring a friend with you or something (they don't have to know whats going on just say you want to go for a walk). If it just goes in a circle and sit back down, try to throw something at it. If the object goes through the monster walk up to it and possibly try to communicate.
 

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I'd put a small knife in my pocket as a precaution, then approach it when no one is there and attempt be a friend.
 

Arkhangelsk

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Jark212 said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
Jark212 said:
E-mantheseeker said:
Hypothetically:
large sharp teeth, long claws etc... you can imagine whatever you want
So a super-sexy humanoid monster-girl with fangs and claws you say???

I'd ask her out...
That'd be some weird make-believe sex...
No, I'd take her back to my place where we'd enjoy a light dinner followed by some hot and heavy cuddling... I know how to put on the moves.
What if someone was peeking? That'd be creepy... for him. Watching someone making moves in mid-air.