NOOB KILLS

[Lt. Dragunov]

killing someone while they are teabaging

 

[DazZ.]

CoD 4

Instead of knifing someone in the back I love planting claymores behind them.

It's great if they turn around as it goes click and explodes in their face.

 

[willard3]

Super hyper OT: Starting CoD WAW multiplayer in the Boot Camp, with all my CoD4 skills.

I got 60 kills for 9 deaths.

I really wish I had done that.

 

[Hitman 43]

No Scope Sniper Shot. Always fun to show a noob true skill in Halo.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Super hyper OT: Starting CoD WAW multiplayer in the Boot Camp, with all my CoD4 skills.

I got 60 kills for 9 deaths.

I really wish I had done that.

That had to be the most I had laughed in a 10 minute timespan.

If it wasn't for those level 65s somehow getting in, I would never had died.

 

[Meado]

[small]Also, killing people who are busy teabagging corpses. You'd be surprised how many people still do that...[/small]

I take your teabagger kill and raise you a teabagger assassination/sticky.

 

[Sassafrass]

[small]Also, killing people who are busy teabagging corpses. You'd be surprised how many people still do that...[/small]

I'm not.

OT: Killing the guys who run off to get hold of the best weapon.
That's visible from all locations and within grenade and sniper range.

In Halo 3... there will always be some idiot spamming grenades into the elevator. My advice, give em' a nice good assasination, and watch there ragdoll fly around....

I'm guilty of that...

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Noobs in Left 4 Dead are fun to pwn. You get to do it in a gory, satisfying way. Namely ripping their organs outside into a bloody bulging mess.

It's always funny when one twat always runs away from the rest of the group and gets severed by my mighty Hunter pounce.

 

[TPiddy]

Gears has some great noob killing moments... like grenade tagging. I've grenade tagged the grenade spawn, as well as grenade tagged a wall as I was running away from someone.

Gears 1 has a particular map called Rooftops, where you can grab the sniper, and then set up just in time to take down the guy who picks up the torque bow in the middle of the level without throwing smoke or providing cover fire. Weapon hog noobs always deserve to die .

 

[A Weary Exile]

I've killed as a noob.

The first time I played COD4 online at my friend's house I was murdering the other team, but then my skill slid down hill from there.

 

[jobobob]

Flashbang kills in CS:S.

 

[oppp7]

Outmanuveringa helicopter from a tank and shooting it down on the first shot (on Battlefield Bad Company).

 

[BlackJack47]

A nice sticky kill or JB-ing someone with a shotgun

EDIT: the noob has the shotgun i would have a sniper-rifle(other wise its not a JB)

 

[Biek]

This one time where I killed a full health Heavy with my wrench in TF2.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Battlefield 2142. Went on a server, played recon and ended up getting 5 collectors badges, 2 infiltrator badges and 4 firearm effeciency badges, not counting the kill streak badges and Gold Star medal.

What was my kpd for that match again... 14.50?

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I'm amazed. I'm not the only one who uses C4 in CoD4.

Triple kill on the bloc map. The other team's snipers were hiding behind one of the stone walls next to the buildings and I was watching from the upper window closest to them. I chucked a pack of C4 behind the wall and BOOM.

 

[SteakHeart]

I was playing Far Cry 2 MP on a custom map. My 2 teammates rush ahead in a jeep and crashed into 3 enemies also in a jeep, causing them both to flip side ways and sort of lock together. I fired a rocket into the middle of them, blowing them all sky high. That means 2 teammate noobs and 3 enemy noobs, all blown to chunky faux-australian bits.

[small] See Yahtzee's review of FC2 if you dont get the last part.[/small]

 

[Fenixhart]

Had Some Fun in WoW with a Hunter who left his Aspect of the Cheetah on.


He also got a litte too close to some of the guards.