NOOB KILLS

[zebrin]

humm... my Favorite kill of a team of noobs?
I would have to go with CoD4 where the ENTIRE enemy team went down the same path every time, without anyone providing cover.
I had an M-16, and another person set up with a SAW. The other team just kept coming down the SAME path... we both ran out of bullets(With all weapons) before they killed us. In the end I had 2 pistols and was still killing them as they came down death alley as both of us started to call it. We ended up in first and second place with kills. (S/he was in first) with only 9 deaths between us. And they NEVER learned.

 

[CLEVERSLEAZOID]

I was quite proud of my Magnum kill in Halo 3 against an AR muppet who kept trying to shoot me at range with it.

And I also agree, the word noob is one of the most asslancing words of all time. Hate it.

 

[paragon1]

Knowing someone was setting up claymores in the next room on CoD4, based solely on the sound, and then throwing in a grenade and walking away with a kill. I did it without ever seeing them.

 

[Dogstile]

Once in fallout 3 a guy sniped dogmeat from a distance (blew his head clean off)

So i'm naturally annoyed, and i have this guy chase me across the map (i sniped his sniper rifle) into a bear trap, i then shoot a dart into his other leg, then i trigger a swinging log trap, which sent him flying onto a pile of 20 mines (i have these piles set up all across the wasteland) which i then shot.

I never even found bloodstains.

 

[Clashero]

A man on company of heroes decided to spam tanks because, in his own words 'tanks r awsome'.
Yes my good man, but 88's are Awesomer .

That happened to me too! I stocked up on rocket launchers, recoiless rifles, mines and anti-tank guns, along with one very mobile tank to hit him from the flank.
Meanwhile, my airborne guys were capturing pretty much everything.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Halo- When two people grouped up to attack me from the same direction at Sandbox and i got a double kill...from the grave

WoW- When i was a lv 63 Hunter in Hellfire, a lv 64 warrior attacked me in the same spot 5 times, each time i was busy fighting mobs and each time i had half health, and each time...he died

 

[khaimera]

I hate the word 'nOOb'.

People who use it are often those whom it describes.

I too hate this word but mostly becuase I don't really get what it means. Is it short for newbie, meaning someone who is new to a game. Why hate them? They just need time to learn. Or is a Noob like a D-bag who deserves to get killed? Please help

 

[Iron Mal]

In a shotgun snipers match in Halo 3 the snipers have the advantage of superior range, right?

Imagine being a terrified group of 3 snipers with a pissed of Iron Mal amongst them, shotgun in hand and ready to exact unholy revenge.

You might be able to drop me with a single shot from halfway across the map but I can kill all of you in two seconds from 2 feet away (getting a double kill with a single shot from a shotgun followed up by a third melee kill is pretty epic).

 

[Singularly Datarific]

No Scope Sniper Shot. Always fun to show a noob true skill in Halo.

That kinda stuff is really annoying to the receiver, but dang that takes skill.

Once in fallout 3 a guy sniped dogmeat from a distance (blew his head clean off)

So i'm naturally annoyed, and i have this guy chase me across the map (i sniped his sniper rifle) into a bear trap, i then shoot a dart into his other leg, then i trigger a swinging log trap, which sent him flying onto a pile of 20 mines (i have these piles set up all across the wasteland) which i then shot.

I never even found bloodstains.

Well, it is a bot, but ROFL!

 

[rashers10]

I hate the word 'nOOb'.

People who use it are often those whom it describes.

I too hate this word but mostly becuase I don't really get what it means. Is it short for newbie, meaning someone who is new to a game. Why hate them? They just need time to learn. Or is a Noob like a D-bag who deserves to get killed? Please help

My interpretation is someone that is new to a game but I guess it can also mean someone that is so bad at a game, it's like they've never played it before!

 

[CLEVERSLEAZOID]

I hate the word 'nOOb'.

People who use it are often those whom it describes.

I too hate this word but mostly becuase I don't really get what it means. Is it short for newbie, meaning someone who is new to a game. Why hate them? They just need time to learn. Or is a Noob like a D-bag who deserves to get killed? Please help

My interpretation is someone that is new to a game but I guess it can also mean someone that is so bad at a game, it's like they've never played it before!

Unfortunately the majority of the idiots on online gaming think its the best insult EVAR, regardless of the amount of time the said "noob" has been playing a game.

 

[Dr.Sean]

The leader of a clan I was in Übered me when I was a spy. I was on the opposing team. I thought I was being obvious -.-

 

[RanD00M]

I killed a guy a few hours ago and he claimed me to be haxxing.He was fully invisible and i was shooting the guy directly behind him and the he ran in front of my gun.

 

[dududf]

Well this one is me BEING a noob, it was on Wake in BF2.. I took off in the J-10, shot down the jet then the helo, shot down the main heli, then proceeded to shoot down the boats... Then when the F35B resapwned I was being out manuevered.. so I did a dick move, I swerved around the heli transport, and the F35B, not able to turn AS fast as me rams his helo, killing his entire team and getting him self auto Banned...

I'm an ass...


The me KILLING noobs would be, in CoD 4 Crossfire, I leeroy jenkins, down the street dead center, dodged enemy fire whipped out my M9 double tapped the sniper in the face, proceeded to run to the 4 guys knifed them all excluding one whom I shot with my semi auto shot gun.

Excluding the sniper and one guy none shot at me.

They thought They were Marines, when they were MEC.... wow...

I'm not even that GOOD at CoD 4 ffs it was sad...

 

[quiet_samurai]

Old school WoW, throwing snowballs at people when they are on high bridges. It's especially funny when they are on the same faction as you. If you played old school WoW you will know exactly what I'm talking about.

And

CS:S, noobs that camp in one spot and never venture out. Especially on the terrorist side with hostage scenarios. The best thing for that is a single grenade. I also once killed four dudes with my knife...I miss that game.

 

[Chipperz]

I go out of my way to kill people who use words like pwn and noob?

Does that count?

 

[claritykiller]

A great moment of mine was in Halo 3 when i killed a Noob team in 1 go as they were all hiding in 1 area on a side of a mountan sniping out people. I Just threw all the gernades i had up there lol was even better when they kept trying to go back it was just easy pickings then

 

[blackfrancis567]

I hate the word 'nOOb'.

People who use it are often those whom it describes.

I too hate this word but mostly becuase I don't really get what it means. Is it short for newbie, meaning someone who is new to a game. Why hate them? They just need time to learn. Or is a Noob like a D-bag who deserves to get killed? Please help

My interpretation is someone that is new to a game but I guess it can also mean someone that is so bad at a game, it's like they've never played it before!

It means anyone that can kill someone else online is a noob so in a way we are all noobs to someone lol I say this because it seems to be most peoples way of dealing with the fact I have introduced lead to their diet

 

[skywalkerlion]

One time in WoW, I was casting consecrate in AV (I'm level 80) while a bunch of lowbies were coming, so I casted alot of AoEs (Being Prot, that's pretty easy) and melted face.

It was awesome, cause I was like charging in and people were dodging me and stuff, it was like that one scene in 300 where Leonidas goes out and starts stabbing with Spears and stuff

We were defending out last hold on teh keep. I needed to charge.

OH and in Warhammer I was defending a keep and was directing the tanks, and because collision detection is awesome we had a pure awesome shield wall (of awesomeness) and we totally drove them back after an hour and a half stalemate

 

[ElephantGuts]

I wonder if anyone will post what I am thinking they might say. -waits and watches-

... Lemons? Yes?

Super hyper OT: Starting CoD WAW multiplayer in the Boot Camp, with all my CoD4 skills.

I got 60 kills for 9 deaths.

Similar thing happened to me! First time I ever played WAW multiplayer (it wasn't even boot camp I don't think), I got a 16 kill streak before dying once. It was pretty sweet.