Noob Moves

[Maikeru1]

When I was a noobish noob on Battlefield Bad Company 2, I was trying to shoot a rocket launcher out a window while side-stepping. Needless to say, I missed the window and blasted myself to smithereens.

Another time on Battlefield bad company I was using a hotkey to switch to my repair tool and accidentally switched to my rocket launcher. I blew up our team's tank and myself with that.

Constant fragging myself on Halo. I still do those twitchy noob things. I am even guilty of killing myself with a needler via bouncing needles into wall right in front of me while side-stepping.

In real life, wondering why my food wasn't cooking fast, only to find out 10 minutes later I failed to turn the stove on properly.

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Once I was yelling at my brother because I thought he hid my glasses again, after a rant turns out I'm wearing them...

 

[ultrachicken]

I accidentally peed in my white garbage can.

...

I was sleep deprived, okay?!

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Just now.

Coming back from a fancy dinner and I started undoing my tie...... Only to discover the tail was still in the tailholder.

Also, searching "Kittens" on Encyclopedia Dramatica after having it suggested to me. Don't. Just don't.

 

[Nimcha]

lol. Nice. I never had this problem being able to pick locks......*ahem*
Also whats your avatar from?

I have no idea! I just found it randomly on my harddrive.

 

[Sacman]

When I was in a band we were practicing and I went for a jump and spin thing mid song because it seemed like the right moment but my friend on the bass was right net to me and I ended up hitting him in the eye, knocking it out of socket breaking his nose and screwing up my guitar head all in one stupid move... he had to wear an eye patch for like 2 months and I never got my guitar fixed...<.<

and one time in L4D2 I was playing the Parish and at the end I threw a molotov to screw over the survivors behind me but when I went to jump off the edge I missed the bus and fell to be incapacitated and the tank beat me to death while all 3 other people ran to the safety of the helicopter...<.<

 

[PeePantz]

While in a cast and having crutches, peeing sitting down is a lot "cleaner". On a sleepy night, I went to pee, and did the same thing, except I sat right on my balls. When I say sat, I mean more like landed. The cast prevented any ease of sitting and created more of a drop effect. The pain was horrendous.

I'm sorry for laughing out loud at your pain, but that was bloody hilarious XD

No need to be sorry. It was hilarious. I was yelping in pain and laughing at the same time due to the absurdity of it all.

 

[templargunman]

I once mistook heroin for hash. Nothing really more to be said besides worst and best high ever at the same time.

 

[Resin213]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Once, as a private in the US Army, I was saluted by a Cmd Sgt. Major. He then yelled at me for several minutes and had me do some push ups for having the gall to "Walk like an old man in charge of something".

As a personal failure, during this last semester, I was writing a program that had a bug that seemed impossible to crush. I went through my code line by line. I tested everything. I kept finding where the problem seemed to arise (a nested for loop) but after examining it I discarded that as a possible result. Eventually I would start the cycle again knowing that I had missed something. So, I looked and I looked and I looked. For four hours I repeated this cycle of combing the code, finding the obvious culprit and dismissing the finding after I examined the code. Then, on my forth pass, I noted that my loop should have been variable a + variable b (or something like that) but was, in fact, variable a, variable a. In similar failures I've more than once gone bug hunting because > != <. . .

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Using a Grenade Launcher in any Call of Duty game ... it must have been a huge noob move, because everybody kept repeating that :')

 

[Revolutionary]

This one time when I was used "Dunky" as thanks. Stopped. LOL'd. Corrected myslef.. "Danke"

And Just today when I was thought my Xbox was screwed up "Ah crap It's Just not recognising the disc". Then my friend pointed out "That's because there is no disc in the tray." /Facepalm.

 

[templargunman]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

It was the start of the 100 year war between England and France...?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you know what 1337 was and you were joking right there.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Going along with the Call of Duty folks, I've bounced grenades off of street lamps at least ten feet away from me and killed myself. Also in black ops, I kept wondering why my china lake was aiming so slow and was killed several times before I realized I took off Sleight of Hand pro.

 

[Nikolaz72]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

It was the start of the 100 year war between England and France...?

to 1453 yea.. That is quite an important event that shaped a part of western Europe and established for go-- No. It was an utter waste of time.

 

[Iron Lightning]

On my first day as an internet radio DJ I played this song:

I gota lota hate.