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ajemas

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In real life, there's one that always sticks out in my mind. I was getting ready to leave for school, and I realized that I didn't have my backpack. I spent ages searching for it, and was almost late. Finally, I asked my mom if she knew where it was. She stood dumbfounded and said "Um... you're wearing it." I checked my back, and sure enough, I spent 15 minutes tearing up the house while wearing the damn thing. My mom gave me a lot of funny looks after that.
 

JokerCrowe

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The first time I had swimming practise I was going to the showers. The shower at the pool are really cold before they've had time to run a little, so all the experienced swimmers turned on the showers and then put a hand in to check the temperature. I didn't.
Let's jst say screaming like a girl on the first day isn't a good way to make friends in the guys locker room...
 

Nimcha

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Tankichi said:
Nimcha said:
Tankichi said:
lol. Nice. I never had this problem being able to pick locks......*ahem*
Also whats your avatar from?
I have no idea! I just found it randomly on my harddrive.
Well it is 7 levels of awesome. Reminds me of Orihime From Bleach.
Oh! It might be her, I've used pictures of her as avatars on other forums.
 

VashtaNerada

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Heres a good one. I was playing Battlefield bad company two and I was in the UAV, while I was flying I saw an enemy just standing there, so I shot the rocket at him and saw the explosion, didnt get the kill, so I moved to the left a bit and saw him running out, so I started shooting the machine gun at him and he still wasnt dying! Then I started to think he was a hacker because he moved whenever I did and always avoided my shots. SO the next logical thing popped into my mind to kill any hacker. Suicide crash into him. So has im flying full speed to the ground im like like Dodge this! moments before the crash I realize its my shadow :(
 

MaxwellEdison

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Left 4 Dead at midnight, tired and freaking out. Burst into a room and shot up a chair for like a minute before I realized it wasn't a zombie.
 

Au Naturel.

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Gamingwise I had a moment just today in Lost Planet 2. I threw a plasma grenade while crouching behind a waist high wall to catch my opponent off guard. I noticed something blue beside my character and realized, that's my grenade isn't it? I went into a roll but the reach of the plasma was too far, it incapacitated me. My opponent who I was sneaking up on turned around and saw me being electrocuted. Needless to say, it was Christmas for him!!

Realitywise, I attempted to hop over a less then a foot high chain in junior high. It hooked my foot, pulled my leg, sent me face first into the ground, and pulled my back, damaging it for more then a year! It was as lunch was over, so of course I was surrounded by people! Later that night, I was taken to the hospital as my friends came over to my house. They see my mom helping me walk to the car because my back can barely move without an intense amount of pain. I was near tears. I'll admit, I would have laughed, too!
 

Rblade

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1 forum fail. I once, due to major second language failure. said something along the lines of

"I tottally thrusted him" where I should have omitted that first 'h'

hillarity ensued

2 in game I did my fare share of tab target chain pulling in WoW. Spamming heals on myself, wondering why everyone was dying in 5 man. that kind of thing.

3 I once drove my bike into the back of a parked van on a straight road in shining weather. they spend some time picking small pieces of glass out of my hair and stupid head.
 

realslimshadowen

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Griphphin said:
Way back during my first semester in college, I buy a drink and have a three-line conversation with the person behind the counter that I'm sure confused her as much as it did me.
"1.29$, here you go."
"Thank you, come again!"
"You too!"

They don't call me Dr.Smoooooth for nothing xD
Ah, an IYT, or "inappropriate you too". Happens all the time to me.

Newb-wise, the number of times I haven't realized how high up I was in GTAIV and jumped to my death? Probably way too many.
 

oppp7

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After playing WC3, and even countless other games, for about 7 years I fell for the 'alt QQ' trick.
 

Bihac

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One of my biggest noob moves would be in Final Fantasy 9,

I had a save file, approximately 144 hour's long in Memoria... overwrote it with a 5 or so hour file in Dali.... yep. I almost cried.
 

Shadow-Phoenix

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When i played Supreme Commander 2 against Cybran and laucnhed like 20 nukes at once right towards the centre of their base when they suddenly deflected right back towards my base and all i could do was sit back saying "Cool story bro" to the AI as my base got obliterated.
 

Resin213

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imahobbit4062 said:
Resin213 said:
I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.
It was the start of the 100 year war between England and France...?
Exactly. But I don't think any of those kids using the 1337 tag, knew or cared an iota. I might of stuck around if they did.
 

Nannernade

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One night I started sleep walking and thought I was in the bathroom and I started taking a pee I woke up five seconds later and realized I was pissing on the dining room chair. >.<