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BeastofShadow

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Welcome to the escapist. Very fun place to comment on or just lurk around a generally funny (if not odd) community.
 

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SirBryghtside said:
tyrant312 said:
The Basement...?
Ah, the basement. What is in there? Science doesn't know! [sub]It's filled with brown[/sub] Brown, mined by the hard-scrabbled miners of North Brownderton! (Cookie for reference)


Courtesy of Oblivious.
Would the bolded place be from UNFORGOTTEN REALMS? Just sounds like something that would be said from there. If not.... I can has cake?
 

joshthor

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BiscuitTrouser said:
Welcome. Dont spam troll or flame and you're welcome here brother. Also don't look in the basement. We don't go there anymore. No one does.
i do. its nice. the monsters are the kind that are on sesame street
 

Yureina

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tyrant312 said:
Hello everyone Tyrant312 here! So I am new to the Escapist and I am really looking forward to reading some fun threads and forums. I loved a lot of the series on this site and so I finally made an account. I also heard there were some very interesting users on here with awesome names and avatars. So I am really looking forward to seeing all of these things.
Welcome to the Escapist! Well, I guess you have been here for a bit considering when your account was made, but its all the same anyway. :eek:

Anyway, if you ever want to chat with someone, I am here. :)

*waves*
- Rei
 

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joshthor said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
Welcome. Dont spam troll or flame and you're welcome here brother. Also don't look in the basement. We don't go there anymore. No one does.
i do. its nice. the monsters are the kind that are on sesame street
\

The crazy One that eats babies souls?
 

ohgodalex

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mikecoulter said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Good day. Welcome to the Escapist. You should have a lot of fun here. We all love each other and want hugs constantly...

No wait... that's me. Okay I love everyone and want hugs constantly but that's beyond the point. Welcome and have a great time.

Calumon: Wanna play? We have a whole Forehead about it!

Jack: Don't you mean Forum?

Calumon: Jack, there's a me on your face! :D

Jack: What? *Calu hug to the face*
Your posts are beginning to confuse me...

But, otherwise, welcome to The Escapist! Please have fun here. And remember, quality over quantity when it comes to posts.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG.

OT: Who are you? What's happening?
 

The Bum

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Welcome to the escapist!

You should really check out the basemant it's great we have CAKE!

Don't be trollin.
Generaly don't be a douche.

AND HAVE FFFUUNNN!!

I belive idealistcommie puts it best...

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...
 

lacktheknack

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Welcome, sir! Punch and cookies in the back, dance and karaoke to the side, Jack and Calumon to the other side, basement over there. Stay out of it, the trolls are getting restless.
 

Manicotti

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Welcome. Only advice is, don't do that "FIRST!" bullshit on new articles/videos. It's old, juvenile, tasteless, and will get you probation/infractions faster than anything. Oh, and stay away from PC vs. Console gaming/Halo vs. Anything Else threads if you can. They're miniature cesspools of redundancy.

Otherwise, have fun. The Escapist has always been one of the sites I find the most rewarding to hang out on.
 

Matt-the-twat

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tyrant312 said:
Hello everyone Tyrant312 here! So I am new to the Escapist and I am really looking forward to reading some fun threads and forums. I loved a lot of the series on this site and so I finally made an account. I also heard there were some very interesting users on here with awesome names and avatars. So I am really looking forward to seeing all of these things.
Well you'll certainly fit in with the animé crowd of this forum with that avatar. Hope you eventually wind up with Keanu Reeves face bellow your avatar.
 

ReinofFire

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Welcome to the Escapist where you will learn more about games than you could have possibly imagined.

Oh, and even though this has already been stated, Stay Out Of The Basement. I may have been the one of the last few to know.
 

Alon Shechter

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Stay out of the basement, and keep out of Yahtzee's room.
He kinda keeps to himself.

Welcome to The Escapist, my brain's grown a lot since I joined the community here.
I hope the same would happen to you, my young padowan.
 

lacktheknack

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tyrant312 said:
The Basement...?
It's the broken stairway in the corner. We throw the trolls down there. We used to go down there ourselves, but we haven't recovered from "The Incident That Stops Us From Going Down Into the Basement". Also, some of the trolls want out.

Halfway down the stairs, there's a side door to the Religion and Politics forum. Tread with caution.
 

JokerCrowe

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sethzard said:
Nice to meet you. Don't flame, span or feed the trolls and this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Well, maybe not beautiful...

Anyway, welcome! :)

[insert joke about The Basement/Trolls/Flamers/selling your soul to the EscapistHow wonderful the Escapist is! here]

EDIT: oh, and try to not comment on a video before having watched it to the end/right when it's uploaded. That's the fast track to a suspension/banning.
 

Internet Kraken

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If you can ignore the massive egos surrounding this websites users, you might actually enjoy some of the things the Escapist has to offer. So welcome.

Just don't get an ego of your own.
 

Athol

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Im pretty new here myself, but welcome. All this talk of the basement has me curious..

*opens basement door*

hello? HellLOOOooo!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

*runs away and hides under the couch*

i have seen things...with my EYES!!!
 

Dango

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Well your avatar automatically makes you awesome. So welcome, now stay away from the basement and be sure to join some user groups!
 

joshthor

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greenflash said:
joshthor said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
Welcome. Dont spam troll or flame and you're welcome here brother. Also don't look in the basement. We don't go there anymore. No one does.
i do. its nice. the monsters are the kind that are on sesame street
\

The crazy One that eats babies souls?
na man. like... elmo, and big bird. the cookie monster is in rehab.
 

Carnage95

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Nice to see more people joining The Escapist. I see that you joined last year and decided to come out of your rock huh?

Well same here, I recently started commenting on the forum. Truly enjoyable and fun this community is.