Not Wanting a Girlfriend is a "Serious Illness"

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TheDoctor455

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Does that mean bigamists are really healthy?

And, god forbid I bring this into it, but are girls to have any say in this?
And... what about homosexual men?

Homosexual women?

Asexuals?

Short of it: I really hope that this researcher isn't indicative of Japan's scientific community; otherwise, they'll have to get over their bigotry before they can be taken seriously.
 
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Kopikatsu said:
RonHiler said:
Given that the population of the planet just hit 7 billion, and we can't sustain that many people, I can't help but wonder why this isn't considered a good thing. Maybe we should distribute games, anime, and manga to everyone and perhaps we could drop the entire planet population by 20% by 2050.
Most/All first world countries have acceptable birth rates. Most third world countries, on the other hand, have a TFR of 7-13 or something crazy like that.

So, lowering birth rates in first world countries won't accomplish much of anything.
agreed. the third world birth population in some area's is bloody insane.

OT: (this next part goes towards both genders in every way)

be single and don't have to worry about anyone besides myself or....possibly deal with a dumb annoying ***** who is illogical and incompatible with me

single >>>> dumb *****
 

Bara_no_Hime

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vrbtny said:
Well Asexuals are totally screwed then....
Also, Gays are in trouble. But that's not new. Oh, and the first paragraph of this news-piece is pure awesome, you should totally sell that idea to Hollywood and make a total fortune.
Well, the article isn't talking about actual asexuals. It's talking about Japanese shut-ins who want sex, but are too maladjusted to actually go out and date.

Considering that half the heroes in "realistic" animes are socially maladjusted young men who are either terrified of women, abused by women, or strangely indifferent to women... I can kinda see how it might warp a generation.

TheDoctor455 said:
And... what about homosexual men?
Homosexual women?
Asexuals?
Short of it: I really hope that this researcher isn't indicative of Japan's scientific community; otherwise, they'll have to get over their bigotry before they can be taken seriously.
Again, what I just said - not talking about people with other preferences. It's talking about young men who would be straight if they weren't terrified of speaking to an actual woman.
 

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Well I guess the Beastie Boys can be let off because they have...*puts on sunglasses* a license to ill. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH! [http://instantyeah.org/]
 

Norix596

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Well I believe that the actual reason is that with few and very competitive job opportunities, many you adults put off marriage and children in favor of devoting full time to their careers but that is pretty funny that this kind of public education exists.
 

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I got some bad déjà vu vibes reading through this article and thread.

Bad vibes man.
 

chadachada123

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TheDoctor455 said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Does that mean bigamists are really healthy?

And, god forbid I bring this into it, but are girls to have any say in this?
And... what about homosexual men?

Homosexual women?

Asexuals?

Short of it: I really hope that this researcher isn't indicative of Japan's scientific community; otherwise, they'll have to get over their bigotry before they can be taken seriously.
Considering homosexuals/asexuals aren't going to be helping Japan's birth problem...I can see why they wouldn't be considered in the discussion, even ignoring Japan's "unique" culture.

I'm more interested in why this guy (among others) isn't pointing any fingers to the (straight) females in Japan who are just as averse to sex as the (straight) males are...

http://jezebel.com/5733635/japanese-government-worries-teens-arent-horny-enough
 

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Sorry, I only got as far as the title but I'm sooooo going to quote that out of context.

hehehe all strait women are ill. hehehehehe

*One article reading later*

Wait...wasn't Catherine about this exact same thing?

Japanese men who don't want to have kids get killed in their sleep by giant hungry butt monsters?
They even refereed to it as "the wasting illness" in the game.

This is probably the first instance of a videogame being poignant and topical and actually beating the news articles to the punch.

Well done Catherine, well done
 

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Way to simplify a vastly complicated issue of why men in your country don't want relationships.
It can't be anything to do with the notorious highly competitive environment you put your citizens in to get into Universities and high paying jobs, working impossibly long hours in the process.

It can't be that your society puts a strong emphasis on getting these relationships even if your not happy in them and having to somehow find the time to juggle them between studying, working and attending after school sessions to study some more can it?

No instead of all that its because people are shut ins and obsessed with things they enjoy.
Is this the same group that claimed a strong female in manga was causing males to turn homosexual? If so I now understand how anyone could be so god-damn stupid
 

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Westaway said:
-this research in brought to you in part by, GIRLS WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN ASKED OUT-
I laughed at that one.

Anyway...News flash, Mr. Researcher: Correlation does not equal causation!!!! This mistake drives me absolutely up the walls.
 

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If the current trend continues, by 2050 Japan's population will have shrunk 20%, and the elderly will make up 50% of those that remain, presumably leading to some kind of nightmarish, apocalyptic future where gangs of octogenarians stalk the streets of Tokyo on their mobility scooters, hunting teenagers with nets and tridents.
I would play the shit out of this game.
 

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Everyone who's saying that the low birthrate is a good thing because Japan is overpopulated doesn't understand what the exact problem is.

As was mentioned in the article, Japan may have a lot of people but the low birthrate means that the population is getting older. This is a problem for them because when they become so old that they can't work anymore and need to retire, essentially becoming unproductive resource hogs, there won't be enough young people around to support all of them. (And, naturally, professors like the one in the article tend to be getting up there in age themselves, so this would probably be something that concerns them.)

Something similar is happening in Germany, and possibly in other places as well but I haven't heard about it yet.

This silly solution probably won't work since it's more likely that the young people in question have made a decision to not have children, rather than just being socially awkward shut-ins. The only solutions I can think of that wouldn't contribute to overcrowding are encouraging adoption from other countries, somehow outsourcing foreigners to do Japanese jobs, or...euthanasia. Which would be a difficult option for people to embrace, for obvious reasons.
 

Paragon Fury

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drisky said:
scorptatious said:
Part of me really wants to agree with this piece, but I can't help but feel there's another reason for Japan's low birth rates. INTERNET RESEARCH HO!

And I just realized I have the perfect video for this situation:


(Couldn't find the actual clip)
You win an internet.

And the article just kind of ignores people who want a relationship but are just....bad at it. What of them Japan? Hmmmm?
 
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Hm... men, we need to help Japan in this.

We'll need to send a small army of verile men over there and have them score 'round the clock. I'll do my part, but I need good men to do theirs as well. Who's with me?!
 

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Firstly: Not having kids doesn't necessarily = not getting any.

Secondly: Could possibly also have something to do with most married woman not working being a social norm.
while it's a fine thing to do when a single persons income can happily cover the costs of a full family, it's not so tempting when it doesn't cover said costs.
In which case many married men have to work redikky hours to fund their marriage situation.
 

dalek sec

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Irridium said:
Hm... men, we need to help Japan in this.

We'll need to send a small army of verile men over there and have them score 'round the clock. I'll do my part, but I need good men to do theirs as well. Who's with me?!
Honestly, half of me reads that in Zap's voice but at the same time, in the tone of Archer... and dear god either one just makes me laugh my ass off, you earned yourself a cookie Irridium.

OT: Well they better think of something before the numbers get too low or something. Though as a dateless loser myself I have no idea what they could to try and get people to start having babies sans of a Cylon attack(Watch BSG to get what I mean).
 

fenrizz

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Boyninja616 said:
I don't have a girlfriend, but that's no big deal.

According to the Japanese, i'm ill.

According to American teenagers, i'm a nerd.

According to my friends, i'm a weird, shut-in w**ker.

Oh well. At least I have disposable income, a car, a property and free time.

Unlike many people of my age, I grew up. I understand that one needs to be a realist and needs to work towards building a stable and independent life, which dating would quite frankly ruin. I don't understand why girls feel the need to go out with some arse just "Because" and guys feel the need to wear Polo or Checkered shirts and stick their hair in spikes to attract females. It's stupid and fatuous.
I hate to break it to you, but that is not how you pick up girls.
And most girls don't go out with an, as you put it, "arse" just for the lulz.

Cheer up a little.
Why so serious?