when i was a kid, we could do all kinds of crazy shit, but now the government forbids it because someone might get hurt... no pain no gain. Fucking nanny state.
Now, when I was a young boy...
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Back in my day New Zealand accepted it's position in the world, none of this domination through sheep mallarchy-yes they were the days.
Back in my day the closest thing we had to time-travel was Doctor Who and a paper-bag full of gasoline! And if we would've been blessed with the magnificent time-machines you ungrateful little smegs (by decree of the 2036 newspeak revision bill which many considered double-plus ungood) have today WE WOULD'VE USED THEM FOR SOMETHING BETTER THAN TROLLING FORUMS AND BEING ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT...I remember half of the screen-names you little sods used from my youth.
Back in my day music had singing, you hear that, singin'! None of this producing a single-note and carrying it through the entire song with auto-tune and remixing bollocks.
Back in my day the closest thing we had to time-travel was Doctor Who and a paper-bag full of gasoline! And if we would've been blessed with the magnificent time-machines you ungrateful little smegs (by decree of the 2036 newspeak revision bill which many considered double-plus ungood) have today WE WOULD'VE USED THEM FOR SOMETHING BETTER THAN TROLLING FORUMS AND BEING ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT...I remember half of the screen-names you little sods used from my youth.
Back in my day music had singing, you hear that, singin'! None of this producing a single-note and carrying it through the entire song with auto-tune and remixing bollocks.
"Don't believe everything you think!"
That's the main thing I'm going to remind them of.
Ohh, and maybe not to strangle people with a trouser snake!
That's the main thing I'm going to remind them of.
Ohh, and maybe not to strangle people with a trouser snake!
Seeing a girl's ribs isn't bad. Some people are just built like that. Ribs are no worse than huge boobs. It's just people who think that something like that is the only standard for beauty who ruin it for everyone else.
When I was a lad 3D TV and films were a novelty, not a necessity!
It seems to be going that way...
It seems to be going that way...
only 47 posts to this.mens warehouse said:
God damn Internets.
shame on you, you silly person
shame, AND you did it after being ninja'dDrakmeire said:
also, negative points for including the video
In my day, meatspin was a dark rumor, and throughout the land, it was ALWAYS peanut butter jelly time.
Music was colorful and evolving.
The Nintendo 64 rocked everyone's socks, and the Dreamcast terrified us all with its magic and heroism.
Cartoons were excellent, and Power Rangers were the ultimate authority in the universe
My advice? Hope it all turns out for the best, then watch Powerpuff girls. There are few sources of happiness more pure that are legal in this country
When I was a young warthog...
*Cough*... *Cough* Sorry, that's not right.
When I was a young boy people cared about the space/time continuum! Why, if I got caught changing the order of Tuesday and Wednesday or hunting dinosaurs or inspiring Einstein the time cops would be all over me. And that would be if I was lucky, if my dad found me first it'd be much worse.
*Cough*... *Cough* Sorry, that's not right.
When I was a young boy people cared about the space/time continuum! Why, if I got caught changing the order of Tuesday and Wednesday or hunting dinosaurs or inspiring Einstein the time cops would be all over me. And that would be if I was lucky, if my dad found me first it'd be much worse.