Nudist law lifted, would you go naked?

[Liudeius]

No, I would not.
For one, clothes are nice.
Two, I hate skankery.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I have a nice little thing called modesty.

 

[emeraldrafael]

No. Not so much for the fact I'm ashamed, just for the damage that could result. Think about all the little bumps you take int he course of a day. And then you direct that at your... areas. Not a good combination.

 

[lwm3398]

Wouldn't random erections be that much more awkward? And I'm assuming that's a lot of what would be happening the first few weeks of nudists parading the streets, right?

In all seriousness, no.

 

[cfb_rolley]

only in summer. i hate the heat. but then again, having my dangly bits sunburned probably wouldn't be very nice.

 

[Abedeus]

I live in Poland. So uhh... No. One nasty wind and you feel like it's 10'C instead of 35'C.

I wear long sleeves in the summer to keep my arms from the accursed sun. I can't imagine getting burned in my most sensitive of areas.
Plus where would I keep my keys, wallet, etc?

You get a chain around your neck. AND YOU BIND SHIT TO IT LIKE MAAAAN.

Or a loincloth.

 

[fuzzygenius]

I am far too fat and self-conscious about it to go naked. It might provide more motivation to exercise though.

But, it usually snows 150" here each winter, so the majority of the time, taking advantage of such a law would be suicidal.

 

[ChocoFace]

I shall make the world regret getting rid of this law.

I think this is the first thing that goes through everyone's mind.

Realists, such as I, will say that staying indoors will be the only way to defend your eyes against the harrowing nakedness of the public.

 

[Nightvalien]

I shall make the world regret getting rid of this law.

I am with this guy.

 

[Mr. Google]

I would do it, but they'd have to lift the law regarding weapons of mass erection destruction.

I'm going to pretend that that didn't make me laugh terribly loud....Nope didn't work still funny. Gotta love a godo Cliche

 

[Kwaren]

Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Clothes were invented for advantage in weather.
I believe in my technological advantage!

 

[The Stonker]

I would wear a mankini and laugh because I wouldn't be breaking the law.

 

[theultimateend]

Lets say that the laws against indecent exposure were lifted where you live (assuming they aren't at the moment), would you go naked or are you a lover of clothes?

No. But not because I'm nervous.

Male genitals were not made for flopping about.

I mean...ok they WERE but it is not comfortable.

Have you ever tried doing a jump kick while naked? You are liable to shove your balls into your own lungs with your back foot.

Clothes were invented for advantage in weather.
I believe in my technological advantage!

I live in sunnyvale, getting a sunburn on my goods would be VERY unfun :/.

 

[Generalzdave]

No. If I did, I'd probably be the only one, I'd get picked on due to my slight gut and unfavorable assets, and guaranteed one girl would sexually harass me. I already "stand up" half of the day randomly, in public that would be hell, and if I met anyone I knew I could never speak to them the same way, ever. Not to mention the insane mosquitos.

 

[wildpeaks]

Life's too short for pants, so definitely.

 

[Ishadus]

Eh I'm not too bad to look at, and other than the initial feelings of self-consciousness, I'm sure I'd get used to it fairly quickly.

The issue of where to carry my wallet and keys is....a disturbing one, however.

 

[Metzeten]

After recently having the.... Misfortune... of seeing a charity naked bike ride roll past my local pub... If such a situation were to come to pass, I will most likely not require clothes.
Due to never leaving a windowless house.

Seriously... Clothes aren't just for your benefit, sometimes, they are for everyone elses....

 

[Bravo 21]

No, because if i did, i would be even more likely to hurt myself doing something stupid, like sliding off a roof

 

[Kroxile]

I would just to show off my body. I have nothing to be ashamed of.