Obama Wins!! (moderator supported thread)

[The Wooster]

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala [http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/news/printablearticle.asp?UAN=1459&v=1]*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

The one you nicked from the Romans?

Actually it was more forced on us than anything. We were perfectly happy with speaking with grunts and not bathing. Still are in fact.

 

[The Wooster]

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala [http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/news/printablearticle.asp?UAN=1459&v=1]*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

The one you nicked from the Romans?

Actually it was more forced on us than anything. We perfectly happy with speaking with grunts and nothing bathing. Still are in fact.

You know, your actual perfect argument is staring you right in the face.

That we only acted like pricks because we were abused by our greasy itallian stepdads?

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I would at.

 

[Brett Alex]

That we only acted like pricks because we were abused by our greasy itallian stepdads?

Roman. Its important to note that they were Roman. Important because they actually went to war against the Italians on a number of occasions.

That said, greasy Roman stepdad doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[The Wooster]

That we only acted like pricks because we were abused by our greasy itallian stepdads?

Roman. Its important to note that they were Roman. Important because they actually went to war against the Italians on a number of occasions.

That said, greasy Roman stepdad doesn't have the same ring to it.

Really? I always assumed the Romans were Italians. You learn something new every day.

Edit: Starting a seperate topic for this.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Tell you what...

 

[Elurindel]

What I find odd is that the celebrations are all "Yeah, Obama!" and not "Thank God, no more Bush!"

 

[Arntor]

What I find odd is that the celebrations are all "Yeah, Obama!" and not "Thank God, no more Bush!"

I think it's implied that by saying "Yeah, Obama!" you are also saying "Thank God, no more Bush!"

Also, he's in for another three months.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

PS Thread hijack is su

 

[Eyclonus]

One more cheer for the talented black man (and some white guy) for beating a reanimated corpse and the most oxymoronic idiot carrying XX chromosomes.

 

[beddo]

The voting system in America is institutionally flawed. The fact that you can have more votes than your opponent and still lose the presidency is an absolute mockery of democracy.

The system should be based on who wins the most votes overall. The seemingly arbitrary electoral college votes system is wholly undemocratic.

In my opinion you should have to vote by law but be able to formally abstain.

 

[Haliwali]

Long 4 years for me.
I don't like Obama that much, but as long as he doesn't try to ruin my military career I guess I'll just get over it.

 

[agerdemon]

What I find odd is that the celebrations are all "Yeah, Obama!" and not "Thank God, no more Bush!"

Still a little while before he leaves, hopefully he says some more funny stuff in some speaches before he leaves.

 

[Izail08]

Ok...just gonna say I didn't really care who won this election. Obama's just going to spend the next 4 years cleaning up the previous president's problems...like every other president after Washington.

However...that being said...congrats America...we've taken the first step on the short road towards becoming the next socialist country...hurray for the USSA... /end sarcasm

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

What I find odd is that the celebrations are all "Yeah, Obama!" and not "Thank God, no more Bush!"

Still a little while before he leaves, hopefully he says some more funny stuff in some speaches before he leaves.

Oh just wait until he starts pardoning the guys from Enron. Then we'll just laugh and laugh.

Dear God I celebrated hard last night....wooohoo for change.