Objection!!!!!

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Cake is the truth Pie is a Lie

I made chocolate flavored coffee

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
Nobody cares.


Statement:
Snooty Englishmen is really a Snooty Frenchmen. (I'm just using the stereotypes to make fun of them, I'm not trying to piss anyone off.)

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He's Scottish.

The mac/pc commercials are annoying.

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
I find them amusing.

Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It comes from heaven.

Your tongue is furry.

 

[Sindre1]

OBJECTION!
It is smooth.

I AM A GOD!

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
Since i don't believe in god, god doesn't exist. And since you're saying that you're god, you can't be because you wouldn't exist, and therefore unable to post that sentence without lying.

Drunk men are fascinating.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Drunk men are amusing, drunk squirrels are fascinating.


I can't find a stamp.

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
It's on you're back.

George Bush is a very intelligent.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I wouldn't say very but he knew what he was doing

I hope i don't get shot for that

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I don't listen to punk so I don't really know/care who is the best!

I'm not going to be here tomorrow!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You were barely here today!

Im not going to miss neons babble

 

[atv_chic_18]

OBJECTION!
You will miss it. You just are in denial.

You wish that you could go back in time to just be able to play with Legos once again.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Why can't i play with them now!?

Legos are for adults too!!

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

They are only for Danish adults!

The best chocolate is free chocolate, although my dad only got it because the grocery store didn't want it anymore.

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
It's the best if it's made from man's bottom hole.

Jim Carrey is the best frickin' comedian ever.

 

[ravensshade]

objection!
someone who i forgot the name of is better! (yeah embarrasing)

memory is a horrible thing

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
Only if you're a 70 year old man.

Capping letters is a good thing!
[sup]Hint hint (ravensshade)[/sup]

 

[ravensshade]

OBJECTION!
No it's not!

Rebels are always the good guys.