Objection!!!!!

[The_Chief]

ERECTION!
some people get turned on by that.

Statement:
u broke my ankle!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

The video tape shows you tripped over your own feet you clumsy oaf.

Statement:

Have a mountain dew in the hat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
I already drank that one.

Statement:
Someone copied this thread.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

The moved it to a different location.

Statement:

Mixing volatile soda's together causes mass hysteria and confusion.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
Mixing volatile soda's together causes mass hysteria and confusion for the people just outside the blast radius. And only them.

Statement:
This thread will never be locked.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!!

It will be locked but only with two sticks and some elmer's glue.

Statement:

Never use gorilla glue on an enemy's mouth.

 

[Vor@Tan]

OBJECTION!
always use gorillia glue on an enemy's mouth, it makes them go ape

the world is about to end!! NOW!

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
The most credible theory states that an asteroid will either hit us in 2027 or it will just barely miss us and then come back seven years later.

Statement:
This thread is officially 1 year old.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!:

That calculation was made in canine and feline years. In scientific terms this thread is 2,000,321 years old.

Statement:

Mixing steak sauce and ketchup together in one sandwich invites an orgy to your taste buds.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Isn't steak sauce made with ketchup?

Statement:
I AM BACK!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

You never left you just stood there frozen.

Statement:

I seem to have lost all my headwear

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
You ate your headwear.

Statement:
This thread is close to 250 pages.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
It won't get there at this pace!

I attempt to cast "thread rez"...

Statement:
And I fail...