Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You want more zombies, you NEED a way to get them.

School is tiring

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Your teachers are boring not the school itself.


Stupid people are very stupid

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Some are simply lazy!

This statement has no flaws.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Stating you have no flaws you do have flaws.


This is my brain on broken glass.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
There is no picture!

Neither of us will ever get Neo...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

I already have Neo..in my basement.


You have a silly hat

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
MY HAT IS AWESOME.

You have letters in your head.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm traveling through Purgatory.


You stopped your own heart

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
I'm a Protoss. We can do that.


Statement:

Neil Gaiman is a good writer.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

I do not know who that is therefor he doesn't exist in my plane.


Statement:

the proper condiments can make any sandwich taste good

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!!!!
I don't care how much or which condiments you use, there is no way to make a sandwich out of rotten ingredients appetizing.

Statement:
You are a zombie clown.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

I'm a psychopathic clown and i'd like to offer you some fried chicken.


Statement:

Uwe Boll need dental surgery and a frontal lobotomy

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
He already got a lobotomy! Why do you think his movies are so terrible?

Statement:
You are the Walrus.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

I am a mammal with tusks.


Statement:

The mad elephants of York have conspired against the sane Foxes of Trimen.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
It was the Insane Clown Posse that conspired against the sane Foxes of Trimen.
Common mistake really.


Statement:
For the last time, I AM NOT the Eggman!!!!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

There was a DNA test done and it said you are in fact Eggman.

Statement:

all the horses and cows have been shaved.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!!!
You missed one! So sorry, thank you for playing.


Statement:
Arthus: For the last time, I am NOT Beowulf!!!!!!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

you killed Grendel and the legend states that Beowulf was the only one who could.


Statement:

the worriers cry in Neverending.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
What!?

Statement!
If this statement is false, it is unobjecable.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

There's two negatives in there making it a positive

Statement:

When one drops an anvil on the sacred couch then they must pay the piper in pus.