Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You have a smiley face.

Fixing cars sucks. Horribly.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!! Only if they're FUBAR.
[sup]I'm Baaaack.[/sup]

I'm sick of smelling like curry.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You are tired of it, not physicly sick!!

I'm going to kill somebody if the damn repairman doesn't show up

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You'll do it even if he does show up.

Getting up early sucks.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It blows

My computer was down most of the day

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It wasn't working most of the day. You have it on a desk.

Making shurikens is something fun to do.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
If your really that bored, just go to sleep

My foot's finally healed!

 

[The_Chief]

objection!

it finally recovered. your not magic.

i'm muscular.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're just stocky.

Grammar and spelling are both very important things to remember.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Only when taking tests

Being politicaly correct is boring

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is annoying and a waste of time.

Getting directions is always a good idea.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! The destination matters not, the journey is what fulfills you!

I'm an angry, angry man.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only when you're serving old people. Around us you seem to be rather jovial.

The journey of a thousand steps is best not initiated in a minefield.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Unless it's the journey of someone you hate!

JRPG's are fun

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!
Only when Japanese girls in schoolgirl outfits are playing.


I like zombie movies.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You love them!

Reading is fun

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Only with certain books reading is fun


Slim Jims makes my burps smell funny

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
They make everyone's burps smell funny, there tasty as hell though

Healthy food sucks

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

wait nevermind no objection healthy food does suck..


Jeopardy is for really smart people

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's for people who just happen to know an incredible amount of useless crap.


I like eating.