Objection!!!!!

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Cake is a lie.
((no not another portal refrence i promised myself i wouldnt do this))

I made some fresh bacon

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
you didn't kill the pig. its not fresh

i like strawberries

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You cooked some. I doubt you actually killed the pig and everything.

TV is keeping me entertained.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's turning your brain to sludge.

Multiple ninja'ing is awesome to watch happen![sup]Doubt it? Just look above at the past, like, 5 or 6 objections[/sup]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Multiple ninja'ing is grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat and it makes me laugh
[sup]it is silly aint it[/sup]

I just made a vague frosted flakes refrence

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's not vague at all.
[sup]Dear sweet christ![/sup]

Deserts are stupid.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You made a blatant Frosted Flakes referance.

I think my food-service director is sexually harrassing me.
[sup]DAMNITTOHELL, NEONBOB!! ninja'd[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
She(?) probably is. You hunk

...that was perfectly normal.
[sup]I saw that coming, to be honest.[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's not normal, it's Karmic
[sup]Yeah, so did I[/sup]

I can't find my tea.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's on your head.
[sup]Poetic, isn't it?
And what was that about your FSD?[/sup]

Interrogations are fun.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Interrogations are nerve-racking


Im eating fast food and loving it

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're a sick man. "Loving" fast food. Nice euphemism. We all know what you're really doing with those cheeseburgers

4 is the loneliest number.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJETION!
You're loving it.

That's 12

I'm sitting on my sofa.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're laying down on it.

Being an omnipotent being is tiring.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

that's is only true when there's no one in the exciting places


my TV just turned into a robot

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It would get boring after a while, but not tiring.

Your TV always was a robot.

I'm on my laptop.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Your on your parents computer and they're making you pay for using the internet
[sup] that would be mean of some parents if they truly were doing that to their child[/sup]

Im going to buy wal-mart

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! I'm buying wal-mart, you get Kmart
[sup]Hey Neon, She's totally rubbing up on me today, making weird comments about stuff.[/sup]

I get to finally take a break soon!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're taking the rest of the day off!
[sup]...is she cute or just creepy?
I'm guessing that since you look the most like an alpha male in the kitchen, she's just attracted to you or something.
Get the cleaver[/sup]

Downloads take too long.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! That time gives you valuable "me-time".

I'm going home!