Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a wonderful thing.
Lady Ninja!
RE5 is annoying to me. I hate the movement system.
GRRrrr.

Stupidity is universal.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It is galaxy-versal!

Galaxyversal is a word

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only in your head.

Swimming is something everyone needs to learn.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if you live on the sun!

Having a spaceship would be fuckin awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if it's a junker. Or an escape pod.

Jump jets are incredibly useful.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not as useful as the word no

Jesus walked on water, Chuch Norris swam on land
[sub]I'm bored so im gonna piss you off neon[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He swam, and got eaten by my land shark. Hah.
[sup]Damn you AJB! I'll keep killing him![/sup]

Refusal is a powerful tool.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Your defenses will wear down eventually
[sub] Nice, landshark. Surprised i didn't think of that, i was expecting you to say he drowned[/sub]

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass he just glares at it and dares it to grow

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I hit his lawn with napalm. Now nothing grows there.
[sup]Armed and Dangerous for the win![/sup]

British humor is good.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

British humor is epically sweet..
[sup] see Monty Python [/sup]

You meet silly people whilst riding the bus

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You meet strange people.
[sup]Oh, I have. Love em.
How not to be seen. Three Blind White Mice...ahh. Love em.[/sup]

You are responsible for my entertainment online.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!!

I created you for my entertainment purposes
[sup] dont forget The Spanish Inquisition, Dead Parrot and Argument Clinic [/sup]

Jack Thompson will go to jail soon

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He'll just die. I hope.
[sup]The Parrot is great. Haven't seen the other two. I must look them up sometime.[/sup]

George Carlin dying was one of the worst things to ever happen.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

Bob saget still living is the worst thing to happen
[sup] shame on you sir. shame on you and i agree with you on Carlin[/sup]

The gnomes have been stealing my undies

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They've been doing more than that. You may want to wash them.
[sup]I did see The Life of Brian. That was great.
Damn shame. That bitter old man was truly epic.[/sup]

Numbers are evil.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!!

People who manipulate numbers are evil
[sup]Havent seen that but i have seen Meaning of Life and Holy Grail..i say that's the best one[/sup]

I Killed the King

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You killed his double. While you were distracting the guards,I got to the real king.
[sup]Oh, without a doubt. It's got so many quotable moments.[/sup]

You started the flame war.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I see no fire!

Today's math test was a *****...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was a whore. Easy and everyone has had it.

Bears are good pets.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if Brian Boitano uses his magical fire breath on them
[sub]Sad part is, i was the last one out of the class...[/sub]

Chuck Norris jokes are fun!