Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Singulars are da shit
[sub]No, neon you wish you could paint feelings, the whole world would feel pain[/sub]

I have a feeling i missed something with the plurals in neons post

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You didn't. Not really.
[sup]Sigh. If only. That would be magical.[/sup]

Jack Goff is the most unfortunate name ever.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
What about Mike Hunt
[sub]Took me two or three read throughs to get Jack Goff...[/sub]

Ha, Mike Hunt, that's funny

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's funny, but not as universally usable.
[sup]Hah. Entertaining.[/sup]

Beating children is a good way to pass some time.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Beating infants is better
[sub]Had a kid named that at my school last year, they tore him a new asshole...[/sub]

Tore him a new asshole doesn't make too much sense

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It does, but not to those who don't know what you're talking about.
[sup]Wow. That must have sucked for him.[/sup]

Babbling is a fun thing to do when you don't know what to say about anything in particular, yet want to express some kind of feeling.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Dammit i don't want to have to think!
[sub]He broke down crying once...[/sub]

Gamefly is a great service

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is wonderful.
[sup]Eep. That sucks horribly. I hope he kicked their asses later.[/sup]

Thinking about stuff that I say is healthy for your brain, as it has to work to fully comprehend what is being seen by your eyes.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Why must you torture me!?
[sub]Oh he did, put 3 in the hospital with broken bones, didn't use anything but his bear hands[/sub]

Runescape is terrible

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is mundane.
[sup]That's beautiful. I love when assholes get what they deserve. Did you mean bare hands? And because I like to think I'm expanding your mental horizons.[/sup]

Beatings are fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if your getting it!
[sub]Of course i meant bare, i can't spell... Would he really bring a bear to school!?
So do I, the name was funny but fucking with him about it non-stop is fucked up...[/sub]

I am smarter then Neon!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only when I'm incapacitated, inebriated, and otherwise whacked out of my mind.
[sup]Yeah. He should have used a bat. That would have made it better.[/sup]

The Discovery channel is the best on TV.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if you get HBO
[sub]If he did he would have been expelled
Also when arn't you one of those things[/sub]

Insert comment here

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Write comment here. Insert, nothing.
[sup]Well, I'm never drunk or on drugs, and I'm only out of my mind. Never really "whacked out of my mind." So...yeah.[/sup]

Blood is the best deodorant.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Flesh is
[sub]My apologies, i didn't know what the first two meant...[/sub]

My vocabulary is lacking

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It makes a better condiment.

Small dogs make good footballs.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's lagging. And they make better souffles.
[sup]Meh. It's alright.
Hey Chef! What's up?[/sup]

This thread is getting really damn long.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I want it to go to 100

I ninja'd chef!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! IIt's getting better with age.
[sup]Hey Neon, just throwing my two cents in. Freaking busy with a plated dinner for 500. Can't stay long, just wanted y'all to not forget me. How ye doin'?[/sup]


I never get ninja'd, I just show up late.
[sup]Damnit, AJB!!![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You just post a second too late.
[sup]
500?! Good sweet christ! I'm doing fine. I think I won a "discussion" with Portal about Bacon vs. ham.
[/sup]

I am here.