Objection!!!!!

[terribleyetfun]

OBJECTION
personally I like some fun and frivolity with Gordon brown (headcases joke)

STATEMENT
spaghetti is edible.

 

[sulld1]

OBJECTION!! not if covered in cyanide which this piece is.

orlando Bloom is a woman in a man suit

 

[Shycte]

OBJECTION!!!

How would YOU know?

Nuts are better then sweets

 

[Idocreating]

OBJECTION!!

The defendant clearly has never tasted the assorted Haribos, Moams, Wine Gums, those Fox Fruits things, Skittles and strawberry laces! These are all devine proof of the diversity of sweets, whereas nuts are all basically the same thing!

In closing, i put it to the court that i cannot make a decent statement without going way off track and... that... youtube needs more kitten videos. These things are cute. Puppys too.

We should genetically splice dogs and cats just for the hell of it.

 

[sulld1]

OBJECTION! no we shouldn't that would be utterly stupid one end would chase the other round in circles.

circles are better than squares

 

[Shycte]

OBJECTON!!!!

Badges are squares

Guitar > Drums

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!!
Organ > Piano > Saxophones > Cello > Trumpet > Guitar > Drums

EDIT: I'm retarded.

 

[ae86gamer]

Objection!!
Your a super genius.

Statement:
I think monkeys are funny looking.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!!
In Soviet Russia, monkeys think YOU funny looking.

I got a nifty Spatan badge.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Its spelled Spartan.

Statement:
I have over 100 friends on the escapist.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!
You've only been here just over a month.

That's crazy.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Your crazy.

Statement:
I love people.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION! I've read your blogs.

Statement: I've read ae86gamer's blogs.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
I've never blogged. Ever.

Statement:
Zombie_Fish is just that a zombie fish that plans on taking over the world!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!!!! It's the universe I'm planning on taking over, stupid!

Statement:

ae86gamer's avatar's just a picture of herself.

 

[Berethond]

False! It's obviously toast.

I like toast.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Objection! Toast is murder.

ae86gamer is actually a piece of toast.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Objection

Under that logic Ae86gamer is a murderer.

Statement
Will ae86gamer murder me?

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Yes, yes I will.

Statement:
Berethond will help me murder maddawg.