Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Was rubbing that in my face really necessary!?
[sub]Ehhhh, bored as hell... I couldn't do anything cuz one of my dogs stepped on my broken foot so i had to stay seated or in bed all day... On top of that my recent ex is telling all of her friends that i am a heartless dick and need to die... And you?[/sub]

Today kinda sucked!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It sucked. No kinda about it.
[sup]Oh, that sucks. Did you ever learn what the fuck was going on?
I had to work outside some. Played more Saints Row. Then went to a fireworks show near a lake.
I guess it was okay.[/sup]

Advertisements are annoying.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Unless the show you are watching is terrible
[sub]No, she refuses to tell me and all of her friends keep texting me calling me a bastard, monster, etc etc...[/sub]

My foot hurts god fucking dammit!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It FUCKING hurts.
[sup]What...the...FUCK?!
I hope she gets brained...maybe then she'll stop acting like a damn psycho.[/sup]

I'm not harsh to anyone who doesn't deserve it.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
What about the whales!
[sub]Yea... But i have a theory as to what's going on...[/sub]

Drinking too much soda is bad but fun!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's not bad at all.
[sup]Do tell.[/sup]

Conspiracy theories are fun to make.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Mine are always right!
[sub]Well her sister hates me for something my brother did. She was always trying to convince her sister to break up with me, i think she might have played dirty and said something to her...[/sub]

That isn't too unreasonable!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's quite possible.
[sup]What a *****.
May she get Syphilitic bats roosting in her lower intestines.
[/sup]

I didn't spend more than three seconds thinking that up.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
That proves how sick you are...
[sub]Yea, alot of my friends were closer to her so they hate me now...[/sub]

My life sucks!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only for the moment.
[sup]That's a real *****.
She now completely deserves what I suggested above.[/sup]

FML is a great site.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I don't know what it is!
[sub]Yep. Well i should get over it soon...[/sub]

I thought Neon said FMA when i re-read it i was disappointed...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You were downcast. But got over it.
[sup]Wanna pogo stick?[/sup]

Shooting stars are cool to see.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Unless you see one shooting toward you!
[sub]How would that help?[/sub]

Culvers has good burgers

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Fudruckers has better ones.
[sup]It was a horrible joke. NOT A PUN. Just a bad joke.
Get over it?
Pogo stick?
Yeah. It's horrible.
[/sup]

-ion is a common ending for words.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTEST!
I prefer -test
[sub].... I hate you a little bit for saying that terrible joke, it did mak me laugh when i got it though...[/sub]

iPod's are epic!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Until they fail.
[sup]I know. I hate myself some. But it was good.[/sup]

Jokes about suicides are great.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Unless one of your close friends is planning on it and you can't stop him...
[sub]None of those please...[/sub]

Now i am more depressed...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're brought down.
[sup]Damn. That would suck. But I'm sure there's something funny about any situation.
I'll spare you those.
Maybe suggest a really outlandish method? Make him laugh?[/sup]

You should not take my advice seriously.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
If i did i would be dead...
[sub]His wife was diagnosed with cancer and probably won't make it, he keeps saying she's her only reason for living...[/sub]

I gotta get out of this damn despair hole!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You gotta dance out of it!
[sup]That sucks. If you want, you can give me all the details you know and I'll look for something good/funny in the whole thing.
It's another one of my things.[/sup]

DDR was a waste of time.