Objection!!!!!

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not the ones with headphones!

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!

 

[atv_chic_18]

OBJECTION!
You just think you're hyped up on Mtn Dew. It's actually a combination of 12 Red Bulls and a Sobe Energy drink.

I'm watching television.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're watching a show ON the television.

Women are really damn complicated.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You think you have problems...

I had a nightmare last night!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was a dreamscape.
[sup]Hiya!
How goes it?[/sup]

Bliargh ahahahaha!
Nothing sensible for you here!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Doodley shmeeth woyt!
[sub]Not bad, had a nightmare bout the chick story last night 0_o
And you?[/sub]

PEPSI!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Dr. Pepper!
[sup]Ooh. Not fun. What was it about?[/sup]

Conversing is fun!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Unless conversing with a counselor!
[sub]Same as always, same thing that happened, i get the dream a few times a week...
Sorry to hear bout your ex.[/sub]

I may need therapy...

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You need a lobotamy.


I need a new car.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You need a working car, it could be used!

I need to study for my driving test.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Just wing it, that's always fun.


I get to go home now.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You should but you won't.
[sub]Whats up Chef?[/sub]

Mountain Dew is awesome

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It is life-sustaining!
[sup]Not much, just about to go car-shopping. You?[/sup]


I like cheese.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is epic.
Only the good kinds.
[sup]Oh right. That chick.
Sorry, man. You should go traumatize some bears.
And thanks.
Hi Chef! How was the groom's dinner?
And what cars are you looking at?[/sup]

Skinned monkeys make good distractions.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You have a sexual attraction for it!
[sub]Ninja'd but works... In a weird way...
Nothin much, upstairs hidin from the family.
What happened to your car?[/sub]

I loathe my family

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! They make good soldiers.
[sup]Eh, it was o.k. Dude was a douchebag. looking at new trucks, since my baby is dying on me and I can't really afford to keep her running.[/sup]


I hate flying in planes.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You hate the seats you have to sit in.
[sup]How so?
And oh noes!
I know that feeling...my van is on its last legs, too...sad day.
What do you drive right now?[/sup]

Bigger knives are better.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
WHAT!? But its so fun!
Not as fun as big guns!
[sub]How was he a douche[/sub]

I hate to be ninja'd

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You loathe it.
[sup]Who we talking about?[/sup]

I'm a poster here.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're a forum member here.
[sup]Some douche that Chef had to cook for.
And who we want in a quiche.
Your input?[/sup]

Black and red is the best color combo ever.