Objection!!!!!

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!!!
no you can haz cheezburger

[HEADING=1]IMACHARGINMEH LAZ0R!![/HEADING]

 

[The_Chief]

[HEADING=1]NO IMA CHARGIN MEH LAZOR! FWAH![/HEADING]

i want someone to tell me a story.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!!!
you want someone to tell you a bedtime story

xkcd will eventually rule the world

 

[The_Chief]

objiecitonjbfsodaenti reqrwoion
the wha?
[sup]tell me a story[/sup]

i cough

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!!!!!1
you cough freqently

I like soup!
[sup]I'm feeling lazy, so here ya go http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/led+zeppelin/stairway+to+heaven_20082076.html[/sup]

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You love the broth, everything else is just a perk.

I'm so tired.
[sup]I'm all alone, I smoke my friends down to the filter. But I feel much cleaner, after it rains. And she left in the fall, that's her picture on the wall, y'know she always had that little drop of poison... Cthulhu bless the talent of Tom Waits.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're worn out. Working too hard will do that to you.
[sup]Quick greetings to all.[/sup]

I'm going to a concert tonight!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You're attending!!
[sup]Hey Neon! What concert? Just shooting through here?[/sup]


Pasta good.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Baconpasta better.
[sup]It's Play!
A videogame symphony. So happy.
And I don't know how long I'll be here.
What's up?[/sup]

This thread is EPIC.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
NO I AM!
[sup]hey neon guess what im happy[/sup]

scurvy

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Ebola
[sup]Nice, enjoy it! What'sup laz0r?[/sup]


Waiting for a cab sucks.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Syphilitic pancakes.
Waiting for a tow truck is worse.
[sup]Good to hear, Lazor.
What's going on?
You too chef![/sup]

Going to have your picture taken by a studio is a waste of time.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's completely pointless. And I ninja'd you, HA!
[sup]Dude, I'm going to get a new truck in a little while. Chef stoked.[/sup]


I want to gain 2 Michelin stars by the time I'm 35

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You want five. Because five is bigger than two. And I don't know what I'm talking about.
[sup]Holycrapgiantninja
Sweet!
What did you decided on?[/sup]

When your back hurts, you cannot get comfortable.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
i find lying down to be good
[sup]nice chef. can u get me some cookies on the way home?[/sup]

i wANT COOKIES!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Try getting comfortable when you're bleeding out your ass.
[sup]I'm going with a 2004 F-250!
Damnitninja'd. and yes laz0r, I'll pick you up some cookies.
P.s. Hey, how do you do the crossed-out word thing? [/sup]

I reference ass-bleeding too much.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTINO you do it to little
[sup] [s ](words you type) [/s ] [/sup]

i r teh happy while watcihin sponge bob nubs

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are happy.
And euphoric.
And elated.
And other happy words.
[sup]Ooh. Big truck.[/sup]

Disturbed is a great band.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!!.........That sentence structure made my brain fart.
[sup]shittyNice! Thank you.[/sup]


I'm watching Penn and teller.

 

[The_Chief]

objecttion!
i am watching spoongerbob. your arguement is invalid.
[sup]yayayayaya!!!!![/sup]

the smell of adrenaline is manly