Objection!!!!!

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You have contributed to the site over 100 times. The word posting just makes you sound lazy.
[sup]Right on! Good luck.
And yes. Yes it is.[/sup]


I'm going out for dinner with someone I haven't seen since high school.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
you stalked them through college!
[sup]heyy chef![/sup]

church crakers r yummy

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're stale as hell...chiken in a biskit is infinitely better.
[sup]How did he manage that?
Hi lazor![/sup]

Age is relevant in dating.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
depends, but dude thats just weird.
[sup]i hate church. whats up wit u[/sup]
i think church crackers r good.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love them too much. And so you must be killed.
[sup]I'm off to a meeting!
Later![/sup]

I like driving.

 

[The_Chief]

OJBECITON!
you do not!
[sup]nooo neon! well atleast we hit 100 pages.[/sup]

SOY UN PREDADATOR!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Tu es maricon!
[sup]My spanish is a touch weak. What's up laz0r?[/sup]

I know very, very basic Spanish

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
No hablo se espanol!

I failed spanish!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You didn't fail, the system let you down.


Yo quiero un burrito de pollo, con elote salsa y queso de Chipotle.
[sup]I really do.[/sup]

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I steal your chicken burrito!

It is annoying when parents yell at eachother

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's better that than having them throw blunt objects at each other. Like midgets.


If my prep cook calls me a damn joto one more time, I'm calling INS.

 

[ajb924]

OB-Huh?
Whats a joto?
[sub]Seriosly, whats a joto?[/sub]

I don't know that word!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! You will once you read the next sentence!
[sup]It's spanish, and basically means "Fag". It's like the one word the little Ecuadorian bastard knows today.[/sup]


"Sleep Isabella" is an epically cool song.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Never heard it!
[SUB]wHY NOT FIRE HIS ASS?[/SUB]

Damn you caps lock....

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Do not blame Caps Lock for your mortal mistake.
[sup]he's too useful to me. He's a complete *****, but ain't nonoe chop mirepoix like him.(mixture of onion, carrot, and celery, used in bases for soups and stocks in case you're not familiar.[/sup]

I wish I were a steampunk pirate.
[sup] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycXIYdFGsQ You won't regret it.[/sup]

 

[The_Chief]

so do i.
[sup]i know what im being for halloween. ins't joto pronounced like punto or something?[/sup]

i enjoy pirates!

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection! You don't just like them, you worship them as gods.
[sup] It's actually pronounced "ho-toe". And yeah, I'm taking Mal Reynolds basic outfit and style and turning it into an old-school pirate outfit for halloween.[/sup]


I enjoy my time spent here on the Escapist.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
We all do.

I spend far too much time on The Escapist.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Objection!
There's no such thing as too much escapist XD

I should really be asleep right now, it's 2 a.m o.o

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! We all do! [sup]HA![/sup]
That's when things start to get good!
[sup]What's up Zombie?[/sup]


I got a haircut yesterday.